Pencil-in-penis idea backfires on eager lover

February 15 2006 at 05:48AM

Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the Kurir newspaper reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils." - Ananova.com

There's actually a proper name for sticking things down your uretha, but I'm buggered if I can remember it or be bothered to look it up.

I have to say, every mention of it I've ever heard has ended badly...from Mr.Pencil above to some guy sticking a thin necklace chain down there or the guy who's girlfriend stuck a spaghetti strand down there, and the idiot left it in there overnight, only to wake up and find that it wasn't quite as flexible as when it was freshly cooked!

Don't give Ryan Knox any bright ideas. He can't afford the ER bill.