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#146627 - 09/14/06 05:24 PM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/19/06
Posts: 76
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Anyone who wants to watch Jenna Blow me can pick up a copy of "Cum Glazzed 4" from Vince Vouyer productions. I was able to get some good gag reflexes out of her. 
Ahh NO... Don't get that movie! It was like my 6th scene and the way I take the 4 loads of cum on my slutty face is a fucking embarrassment to all man kind. I HATE to bash myself (haha) But at least I am fucking honest unlike some girls in porn lol
xoxo Jenna Presley
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#146628 - 09/14/06 05:29 PM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Jenna: Why do you insist on making my life slightly more of a blackened hopeless nightmare by not doing an anal scene? Isn't the (porn) customer always right?
Do not let me make your life a blackened hopeless nightmare. Instead, lets all wish upon a star for an anal scene =D Maybe that will work =D I need to learn how to internet fight like Gia Jordan first. =D
xoxo Jenna Presley
Lesson 1: In an internet fight, the winner is the first person to liken his opponent to Ryan Knox.
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#146629 - 09/15/06 11:51 PM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Registered: 09/15/06
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Lesson 1: In an internet fight, the winner is the first person to liken his opponent to Ryan Knox.
I'd liken you to Ryan Knox, but you're not having sex with Jenna P, so there's really no comparison.
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#146630 - 09/16/06 01:10 AM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Lesson 1: In an internet fight, the winner is the first person to liken his opponent to Ryan Knox.
I'd liken you to Ryan Knox, but you're not having sex with Jenna P, so there's really no comparison.
A new friend! FYI, once a girl has been defiled by Knox, she becomes worthless. Therefore, having sex with Jenna P gives no additional boost in status over anyone else. I think an anal scene can cure her since she's so young, though.
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#146631 - 09/16/06 02:06 AM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Registered: 09/16/06
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once a girl has been defiled by Knox, she becomes worthless.
The King will get a good laugh out of that cut-down. Maybe 'have2cit' and 'Gia Jordan' will too.
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#146632 - 09/18/06 02:18 PM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/19/06
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Lesson 1: In an internet fight, the winner is the first person to liken his opponent to Ryan Knox.
I'd liken you to Ryan Knox, but you're not having sex with Jenna P, so there's really no comparison.
A new friend! FYI, once a girl has been defiled by Knox, she becomes worthless. Therefore, having sex with Jenna P gives no additional boost in status over anyone else. I think an anal scene can cure her since she's so young, though.
EXCUSE ME!!!!!! I have NOT fucked Ryan Knox. What are you talking about?? Geeze!
xoxo JP
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#146633 - 09/18/06 02:26 PM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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EXCUSE ME!!!!!! I have NOT fucked Ryan Knox. What are you talking about?? Geeze!
xoxo JP
Good for you Jenna, you don't need that kind of stigma attached to you.
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#146634 - 09/18/06 03:52 PM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Registered: 09/18/06
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Good for you Jenna, you don't need that kind of stigma attached to you.
have2cit = 
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#146635 - 09/18/06 04:14 PM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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that it? is that all you got? I wonder how many times you've heard those words from a chick? every single time is the correct answer.
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#146636 - 09/18/06 04:18 PM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Registered: 09/18/06
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I wonder how many times you've heard those words from a chick? every single time is the correct answer.
have2cit =
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#146637 - 09/18/06 04:20 PM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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have2cit =
yeah, yeah, yeah I heard you the first time, got anything else?
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#146638 - 09/18/06 04:27 PM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Registered: 09/18/06
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have2cit =
yeah, yeah, yeah I heard you the first time, got anything else?
But you really are . Your life is copy/pasting from 101-rest-stop jokes while you dote over guys like Fayner and Ryan Knox.
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#146639 - 09/18/06 05:29 PM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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EXCUSE ME!!!!!! I have NOT fucked Ryan Knox. What are you talking about?? Geeze!
xoxo JP
Whew! Sorry I believed the most vile slander possible about you. I apologize and shall liberate several milliliters of sperm in your honor.
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#146642 - 09/18/06 05:50 PM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Yeah, Whew! That was a close one! 
I'll admit. I found this funny. Not as funny as PA4H's diminutive penis, but a good chuckle nonetheless.
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#146643 - 09/20/06 04:22 AM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#146644 - 09/21/06 04:56 PM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/19/06
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have2cit =
yeah, yeah, yeah I heard you the first time, got anything else?
But you really are . Your life is copy/pasting from 101-rest-stop jokes while you dote over guys like Fayner and Ryan Knox.
I return from a hiatus and I see it's all about this spurious porn hermaphrodite for hire (liar)...isnt this the guy who has tatooed on his ass cheeks "Insert Gerbil(s) here"?
He does have a gay porn parody under his belt, "Atilla the HON", and Alt.history gay sex flick about Attilla coming out of the 'tent' and divulging his real reason for wanting to conquer Rome, he wanted to hold sway over and particpate in all the gay Roman sex orgies.
Nice to see Have2cit has performed more valuable community service...
Hi Jenna Presley. 
hi,
write me on myspace, pronto!!
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#146645 - 09/22/06 10:21 PM
Re: Jenna Presley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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have2cit =
yeah, yeah, yeah I heard you the first time, got anything else?
But you really are . Your life is copy/pasting from 101-rest-stop jokes while you dote over guys like Fayner and Ryan Knox.
I return from a hiatus and I see it's all about this spurious porn hermaphrodite for hire (liar)...isnt this the guy who has tatooed on his ass cheeks "Insert Gerbil(s) here"?
He does have a gay porn parody under his belt, "Atilla the HON", and Alt.history gay sex flick about Attilla coming out of the 'tent' and divulging his real reason for wanting to conquer Rome, he wanted to hold sway over and particpate in all the gay Roman sex orgies.
Nice to see Have2cit has performed more valuable community service...
Hi Jenna Presley.
hi,
write me on myspace, pronto!!
you ever planing on posting any pics?. preferably holding signs insulting ryan knox.
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“Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#146648 - 12/18/06 11:57 PM
Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Wow, she looks amazing with that dark hair, I have to say. It suits her well.
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I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#146652 - 12/19/06 10:05 PM
Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Damn is she ugly and oh,nice tattoo. 
I can almost get over the new tattoo on her side, but her last named stenciled above her vag is still too much.
Definitely in the running for one of the trashiest porn girl tattoos I've seen. Not as bad as the Asian chick with the Magna Carta on her arm, but close.
That would be Dana Vespoli...another train wreck in the making. Melissa also has something stenciled on her arm, I forget what it says but I'm sure she'd be happy to wield the whore-bat while she explains it. 
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