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#146427 - 02/15/06 06:36 AM
I hate Dakota Cameron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Good friend of randi wright. Claims to be 20!!!!. She looks like shes pushing 35 easyyyyyyyyyyy. Randi also looks much older then she is, its clear that the surgeon they go to isn't doing a good job, or maybe he hates you as much as i do and botches the surgery on purpose like i would if you walked into my office, that is if i was a plastic surgeon of course   "I wanted to get this out there. I can't pretend to be nice to anybody. Yeah, I'm made of plastic. I have extensions. I have fake boobs. But I'm not made of bullshit." Dakota Cameron "I had a cold sore on my lip at a shoot for Tabitha Stevens" Dakota (the risk you take when attempting to suck quarters out of vending machines) "oh, I bet she really doesn't have one." other pornchick "I showed up at that office with my cold sore." Dakota proving that she doesn't have to lie about her nastiness and has no shame when it comes to horrid imperfections "I got into porn in March last year. I got out. I got my boobs done Sept 22. I signed up with Derek on Sept 3. I was out of the business for two months because of my boobs. Then I worked for a month. Now I'm out again because I just got them redone. I've lost some weight and gained some muscle." Dakota (she manages to get all 13 of her personalities to disagree among themselves in this little gem) "I'm just a straight hustler and I love money. I love being on films. When you put money, sex and film into one it's like my high from weed, because I'm a total pothead." (fishing for acceptance?, impressing no one) "I'm from the Valley. We all make about the same amount of money. We go home with the same thing. There is no reason for any of us to go (and Dakota puts on her Lisa Ann high-pitched voice): 'Ohmigod, I'm Lisa Ann. I'm famous. I've had so many contracts." (who said jealously isn't attractive? . Lisa is in a different league appearance wise, its not even close from dakota who looks like a pit bull puppy's dog toy) "I don't have sex off-camera but I just fell in love with my plastic surgeon. "I don't believe in love." (lucky guy, im sure you are just what hes been waiting for too, a crazy b grade unattractive whore with the intelligence and personality of a middle aged iraqi) Luke: "Have you been made cynical by life?" Dakota: "What's 'cynical'? Is that a church or something?" Luke: "No. It just means skeptical." Dakota: "I guess I have one advantage in being blonde, that I don't have to be smart. I'm more street-smart than book-smart. But I still don't know what that word means.  Luke: "What do you look for in a man?" Dakota: "I like gangsters. I like bad-asses." Luke: "You like black guys?" Dakota: "No." Luke: "Why don't you do interracial?" Dakota: "You're a bad-ass. "They're too big for me. "No comment." (racist too, I thought she kept it real, she does a horrible job lying here, maybe she knows admitting she doesn't fuck black guys because shes racist is more real then shes willing to go). Dakota's rules for men: If i flirt with you, thats all i am doing... flirting. 1. Please do not talk to my tits, you won't be meeting them. 2. If you want to control someone, SLEEP WITH YOUR REMOTE! 3. I always choose chocolate over men, ALWAYS. 4. My sexual preference is NO! 5. Its not the size that counts, it's..no, wait, size does count! 6. Remeber that your horny piece of shit girls, are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. 7. Men are like hardwood floors, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them FOREVER! 8. Save your breath for your inflatable date. (let me speak on behalf of the whole male species when we say, we don't get a fuck you tired looking piece of trash, id like to get the exact mirror she looks in every morning because she obviously sees something much different then the rest of us, cause i see this)  And that to me looks FAKE, FAT AND UGLYYYYYY.  "I've only had one boyfriend. He cheated on me. I learned my lesson. He was like my best friend. It was like putting your trust in one person and having that person cheat on you and then denying it to your face. It took putting a twelve gauge to his dick [for him] to admit it." Murder or suicide, what difference does it make?, its going to be one of the two for any sane man who wakes up next to you in the middle of the night  After seeing your tits i love your plastic surgeon too, look at those butchered fuckers, not only the horrid nipple scars but they don't even sit right, just a mess. Did he use a fucking welder to make the incisions?  Classy and sexy pussy tattoo. Not only does your appearance kill your chance at half the jobs but now these horribly unattractive tats kill the other half.  Dog grill, horrible tits, dreadful tats, linebacker shoulders, shitty attitude, horrible personality. $50 to slap you in the face with my cock, my final offer.
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#146432 - 02/15/06 01:54 PM
Re: I love Dakota Fanning
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
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Yeah I found her shit-talking about Lisa Ann really annoying. I love Lisa, she's been such a help at LA Direct and she's really organized. She's my go-to person there, and it's nice to have a good woman with experience in the business to be working in an adult agency. I tell all new girls who want to join LA Direct to talk directly to Lisa. And honestly, Lisa Ann still looks amazing, but I'm pretty sure we'd never book Dakota.
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#146435 - 02/16/06 02:18 AM
Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
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I'm with monkey, bitch looks like she could take on Ray Lewis, and the rest of the AFC probowl defense. It looks like someone photoshopped two different sets of titties on the bitch, both of which are horrible looking. Then to top it off, shes got the man cheeks and manjaw. This bitch is mantastic, all we need to do is up her testosterone intake a little bit and she'll be able to fuck Ryan and Kurt without any need for plastic 
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#146437 - 02/16/06 04:23 AM
Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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She got her boobs redone and they look better. I saw them at the LA Direct Models showcase last month. She looked nice.
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#146442 - 02/17/06 07:21 AM
Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Jesus H Christ, I didn't know who the fuck she was two minutes ago and now I hate her. What an unctuous cunt.
Its amazing, the hate one feels towards her is instant and powerful.
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What the hell is that swelling on the right side? Did her plastic surgeon give her a fake pregger bubble and fuck that up too?
My guess is she spoke, rubbed him the wrong way and he taught her a lesson while she was under.
God that is so fucked up, you can tell the guy on stilts is a max fan because she didn't come dressed to the party wearing that get up. "Hey dakota, you know what makes spanky the clown real happy? whats that dakato replies, spanky really likes it when little girls wear this frill dress and these high socks, do you want to make spanky happy , dakota wise beyond her years but still not wanting this to escalate reluctantly agrees to put both on
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Yeah I found her shit-talking about Lisa Ann really annoying. I love Lisa, she's been such a help at LA Direct and she's really organized. She's my go-to person there, and it's nice to have a good woman with experience in the business to be working in an adult agency. I tell all new girls who want to join LA Direct to talk directly to Lisa. And honestly, Lisa Ann still looks amazing, but I'm pretty sure we'd never book Dakota
Okay you know your a fucking bitch when even holly agrees, outside of luke himself is there a harder person to agree to disliking someone in the industry then Holly?.
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if only max hardcore had gotten to Dakata Fanning before hollywood, our masturbatory lives would have been so enriched
Have you met cumalloverher?
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I'm with monkey, bitch looks like she could take on Ray Lewis, and the rest of the AFC probowl defense.
It looks like someone photoshopped two different sets of titties on the bitch, both of which are horrible looking. Then to top it off, shes got the man cheeks and manjaw. This bitch is mantastic, all we need to do is up her testosterone intake a little bit and she'll be able to fuck Ryan and Kurt without any need for plastic
I would drop serious cash to see her get the full meatholes workout, when i read she got spat on at the meathole offices that footage instantly became my holy grail.
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You dumb bitch, you are so fucking annoying. I bet you have something nice to say about Mark Wallace too.
I think i like this guy, unless its brandon 
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#146443 - 02/17/06 08:16 AM
Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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#146444 - 02/17/06 01:27 PM
Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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She got her boobs redone and they look better. I saw them at the LA Direct Models showcase last month. She looked nice.
You dumb bitch, you are so fucking annoying. I bet you have something nice to say about Mark Wallace too.
You would never say that to my face, because I'd knock you the fuck out.
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#146446 - 02/17/06 01:45 PM
Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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You would never say that to my face, because I'd knock you the fuck out.
Blah blah blah...I'm cool sitting behing my keyboard talking like I know every whore in the business intimately. [drags on thin chick cigarette] if you people only knew how cool I am to go around chasing whores and snapping blurry photos of them.
Hey bitch, you're about the 10th person to be a full time porn photo stalker, and the 9 in front of you have better things to say, better websites, and better photos. Actually only 2 of them do, the other 7 are as stupid as you, it's just that they bother to call out a skank when it's painfully evident.
But I suppose in your Mckvey-esque existence, everyone in porn is a golden child, never deserving to be called out for the stupid things they say and do. Fucking worthless cameltoe.
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#146447 - 02/17/06 02:21 PM
Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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You would never say that to my face, because I'd knock you the fuck out.
Blah blah blah...I'm cool sitting behing my keyboard talking like I know every whore in the business intimately. [drags on thin chick cigarette] if you people only knew how cool I am to go around chasing whores and snapping blurry photos of them.
Hey bitch, you're about the 10th person to be a full time porn photo stalker, and the 9 in front of you have better things to say, better websites, and better photos. Actually only 2 of them do, the other 7 are as stupid as you, it's just that they bother to call out a skank when it's painfully evident.
But I suppose in your Mckvey-esque existence, everyone in porn is a golden child, never deserving to be called out for the stupid things they say and do. Fucking worthless cameltoe.
Not only that, I heard she was on drugs! Just like Bella!!
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#146448 - 02/19/06 06:12 PM
Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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All in all with her new titties....I'd bang the blond out of her hair 
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#146453 - 02/22/06 05:33 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS IS FUCKIN DAKOTA.... GOD SENT ME TO PISS THE WORLD OFF YOU FUCKIN FUCK, AND THOSE PICTURES ARE RIGHT AFTER I GOT MY BOOBS DONE GENIUS..THE FIRST TIME, WOULD U LIKE TO TAKE ME TO THE JENNY JONES SHOW SO I CAN KICK IT WITH RUDE JUDE???????? ITS GREAT TO KNOW THAT IMNTHE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD. RECOGNIZE ME KNOW BC YOU WILL BE BEGGING FOR ME LATER, I DIDNT Fll off of A FUCKIN TROLLY TRUCK, AND FAT???? DID U MEAN FLAAB-ULOUS???? BIGGER IS BETTER AND DID U KNOW THAT YOUR MOM WANTED TO HIRE A BABYSITTER FOR YOU, BUT THE MOB WANTED TOO MUCH? YA IM A FUCKIN CHARACTER ..AND I JUST TURNED 21... AND I DONT DRINK! EVER! KEEP TALKIN SHIT YOUR MAKING ME FAMOUS!
You don't drink, huh? Maybe you should have thought about not having those pics posted after your "1st" boob job. Just sayin'.
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#146457 - 02/22/06 06:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS IS FUCKIN DAKOTA.... GOD SENT ME TO PISS THE WORLD OFF YOU FUCKIN FUCK, AND THOSE PICTURES ARE RIGHT AFTER I GOT MY BOOBS DONE GENIUS..THE FIRST TIME, WOULD U LIKE TO TAKE ME TO THE JENNY JONES SHOW SO I CAN KICK IT WITH RUDE JUDE???????? ITS GREAT TO KNOW THAT IMNTHE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD. RECOGNIZE ME KNOW BC YOU WILL BE BEGGING FOR ME LATER, I DIDNT Fll off of A FUCKIN TROLLY TRUCK, AND FAT???? DID U MEAN FLAAB-ULOUS???? BIGGER IS BETTER AND DID U KNOW THAT YOUR MOM WANTED TO HIRE A BABYSITTER FOR YOU, BUT THE MOB WANTED TOO MUCH? YA IM A FUCKIN CHARACTER ..AND I JUST TURNED 21... AND I DONT DRINK! EVER! KEEP TALKIN SHIT YOUR MAKING ME FAMOUS!
this has a smell of david / applesaucer
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#146459 - 02/22/06 09:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS IS FUCKIN DAKOTA.... GOD SENT ME TO PISS THE WORLD OFF YOU FUCKIN FUCK, AND THOSE PICTURES ARE RIGHT AFTER I GOT MY BOOBS DONE GENIUS..THE FIRST TIME, WOULD U LIKE TO TAKE ME TO THE JENNY JONES SHOW SO I CAN KICK IT WITH RUDE JUDE???????? ITS GREAT TO KNOW THAT IMNTHE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD. RECOGNIZE ME KNOW BC YOU WILL BE BEGGING FOR ME LATER, I DIDNT Fll off of A FUCKIN TROLLY TRUCK, AND FAT???? DID U MEAN FLAAB-ULOUS???? BIGGER IS BETTER AND DID U KNOW THAT YOUR MOM WANTED TO HIRE A BABYSITTER FOR YOU, BUT THE MOB WANTED TOO MUCH? YA IM A FUCKIN CHARACTER ..AND I JUST TURNED 21... AND I DONT DRINK! EVER! KEEP TALKIN SHIT YOUR MAKING ME FAMOUS!
I see one of two possibilities here:
1. She really isn't this stupid. She just wants to write in all caps ranting style with horrible grammar and hilariously mixed metaphors so...in the future, when she realizes how far her moral compass has gone astray, she can claim she didn't know what all those model releases were before two guys stuck their dicks in her shithole. Kind of like the NFL player (names escapes me) who's defense against running a drug ring was that he was too stupid to do it.
2. She really is that stupid, in which case this makes her your average cracked-out porn whore who's IQ matches her bra size. Hint: Jenna/Dakota...yours is still painfully low.
Isn't Jenny Jones off the air yet?
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#146461 - 02/22/06 10:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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do indian-peasants ever try to scrub their laundry on your face like, straight from the river or were you just stung in the face repeatedly by bees before taking those pictures?
a fan
james.
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#146464 - 02/23/06 07:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
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 This picture always cracks me up, who is this clown? Quote:
Hey everyone,
It REALLY is Me, Jenna Presley. This mornig I allowed Dakota Cameron to use my laptop and apparently she responded under my account, I am sorry and I will NOW remember to log out. Oh and WHo is this BRANDON guy that people are saying set up MY account, To prove this is me, i'll post pics that have not been released b/c they are personal, "Non-Porn" Pictures.
enjoy.. Have myspace? Myspace.com/JennaPresleyxxx
I ALSO set up one for my puppy, Honey Luv... Its MySpace.HoneyLuvsJennaPresley
and REMEMBER!! JennaPresley.Com opens March 1st. YeAAAA
xoxo Jenna Presley
Whos jenna presley?. We are going to need a picture of you sucking cock or with nut on your face in order to make a fair judgement. I will sign up for 12 months if you post a picture of yourself hitting dakota in the face with a baseball bat, see if you can time it as close to impact as possible.
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#146467 - 02/23/06 10:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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I ALSO set up one for my puppy, Honey Luv... Its MySpace.HoneyLuvsJennaPresley
what were you on when you did that?
It's the new black, mel
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#146470 - 02/23/06 11:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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thats someone with waaaaay too much time on their hands. and leave it to fucking monstar to publicize that fact, thanks, now like 20 more girls will do the same thing.
*cough* ...Jenna Jameson:
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Something fun
Current mood: cheerful
I am now working on a space for my fabulous dogs! LOL
It will be pimped up before tomorrow! 
http://www.myspace.com/pornstarpups
JJ
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I just wrote about porn stars making profiles for their dogs today. Jenna, you reading my site? LOL
Jenna J
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Are you serious? I must be fricken psychic!
JJ
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#146473 - 02/23/06 02:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Hey Monstar!!
Thanks, It is good to know that someone else has love for puppies
See guys? Its the new THING! Just nod your head yes and agree cause it will be continued to be done . I LOVE my Honey LUv
Will somebody PLEASE create some sort of drpornz-like post disclaimer, forcing all you lowlifes to concede MySpace is the leading contributor to our species' moral entropy, and accelerating the already-inevitable post-apocalyptic dominance of the cockroach? Or do I have the imprimatur to do so?
I'm betting the "next big thing" will be whores creating MySpace accounts devoted to various body parts. There'll be a site devoted to Kelly Wells' bunghole, one for Dakota's malformed love handles, one for Danielle Derek's Botox-induced perma-smile, maybe even one for the skin rash on the underside of Mary Carey's tits. Dana Vespoli's tattooed arm could create a MySpace to show it's own track marks. Ryan Knox's pecker will try and create its own MySpace, but it will only ever be half-completed.
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#146474 - 02/23/06 04:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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I'm betting the "next big thing" will be whores creating MySpace accounts devoted to various body parts.
dood. you're going to give them ideas.
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#146475 - 02/23/06 04:21 PM
Re: I hate Dakota Cameron
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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Hey Monstar!!
Thanks, It is good to know that someone else has love for puppies
Hey chick! I better see you @ the party 2morrow night so i can violate you in the bathroom.
for those who have yet to see jenna presley, she is rather violatable
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#146476 - 02/23/06 05:15 PM
Jenna Presley
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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 1. Is the "squirt" real or Cytherea-fake? 2. What are the stars for, if anything? 3. Spill some dirt on any other "Jenna" in porn. 4. Tyla Wynn...partially coked out, or totally coked out?
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