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#145709 - 02/09/06 01:59 AM
The Greatest Porn Internet Post EVER!
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Porn Jesus
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Fellow porn degenerates, I give you the greatest internet post on the topic of porn...EVER!
Oh, coincidentally, this was originally titled, "Beautiful women sharing their sexuality with us," at ADT. The lack of brutal honesty there (if you look at the dates) is what spawned XPT, in my opinion. Anyhoo, enjoy...
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Mike Jeff is a good friend of mine but he's also one dumb asshole. The sinister level to which he attempted to weasel his way back onto the boards makes me rue the state of humanity. That being said ...
I believe it's a complete disservice to this board when a major porn producer like Mike Jeff is banned because of alleged improprieties of political correctness. We're talking about a guy who got nailed with 20 cops around his house by Vice. Refused to cop a plea to obscenity. Backed up his words (and money) with actions. And finally (and proudly) copped to a misdeameanor for being a 'public nuisance).
We're not talking some idiot like Bryan Sullivan or that whole clan of jibberish spewing morons.
AdultDVDTalk should be a forum by which all opinions, legit or illegit depending on perceptions, can be shared, thought out, debated, and reconstructed. The mere fact a smut peddler like Mike Jeff cannot be allowed to voice his opinions is a travesty.
Now on to the original topic. Here's what a whore is and its relation to the adult business.
A whore is any girl who fucks for money.
I would say 90% of the girls in the industry hate what they do and fuck only for money.
I would also say that 99% of the girls in the industry hate getting assfucked but do it only for the money.
I would also say that 99% of the girls in the industry have serious issues such as but not limited to previous bouts with rape, incest, molestation, drug abuse, pimp boyfriends, etc.
Most have an IQ of room temperature. Most do not have automobiles. Most do not have bank accounts. Most do not and cannot acquire a credit card. Most squander all their porn earnings almost immediately. Most will end up penniless and return to the business because their job skills relegate them to a lifelong search for a drug dealing sugardaddy or public assistance. Most have complete lack of self-esteem. These are societal problems and cannot be blamed on an adult industry which neither cares or should care.
The fact that I could call a new porn girl a 'fucking whore' and, when I explain myself, they shower me with hugs as I tell them that they should suck as much dick as possible to get ahead tells you alot. Yes, I coach these girls too on how to be the best whore they can be. It's more of a longetivity and monetary issue as opposed to a derogatory one.
Here's an interesting story. I usually have whores running rampant around my abode. When a friend asks me how he can get blown by these whores, I tell them to go up next to them and pull out their peckers. It's the easiest way. Why? These girls are conditioned to suck dick. When there's a dick in front of them, they look like a deer caught in the headlights and don't know what to do. It's instinct for them to suck it until it coats the back of their throats with nut butter.
Now tell me this. Do you think the girls in the industry love what they do? Nearly every scene ends in a facial. Can you really fathom how truly degrading this act really is? Can you really fathom how truly degrading it is to suck off 5 complete strangers and gulp down their ball snot and have to pretend they loved every minute of it? Can you really fathom how truly degrading it is to suck on a dick that's been pulled out of your own asshole which smells like complete shit? They do it for the money and that's what makes them whores.
Let me repeat: THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM WHORES.
I think alot of you forget after watching so many DVDs exactly what the reality is. You fall into a trap of fantasy land thinking these girls love what they do. If there was no paycheck involved, the female talent pool would drop to nothing. They don't do it for the sheer love of it. They get drilled in the asshole, they take a mugfull of cum, they fuck complete strangers, because of one reason only. THEY ARE WHORES.
Get out of fantasyland and really think about it.
WW
{I know the entire ADT post is not replicated...it is too long. The topic starts here...}
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#145710 - 02/09/06 01:31 PM
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Classic. The truth is brutal, but has its own poetic beauty. We all know its true, I think many, especially fan boy types, chose to live the fantasy that that poor girl who's been getting reamed, donkeypunched, AIDS-infected and swirlied for a good hour and looks like she's passed out with the heroin nods has in fact instigated this shoot, is greatly enjoying it and is doing it all for free, just because she likes it so much. No one [maybe one or two?] does it for the money, they all do it free for the love. Because the porn industry is just chock-full of nice guys and gals who want nothing more than to have a good time, take care of each other and share it with everyone for free. Porn is kind of like Woodstock. The good one in the 60s not the evil one in the 90s. Just lots of cool cats loving each other, sharing the love around, all for free, because its so fantastic. Why hasn't a porn producer ever won a Noble Peace Prize [or a porn writer one for literature]? Yasser Arafat doesn't count. Its a travesty, a complete travesty, and I for one am outraged.
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#145711 - 02/09/06 01:58 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Classic.
The truth is brutal, but has its own poetic beauty.
We all know its true, I think many, especially fan boy types, chose to live the fantasy that that poor girl who's been getting reamed, donkeypunched, AIDS-infected and swirlied for a good hour and looks like she's passed out with the heroin nods has in fact instigated this shoot, is greatly enjoying it and is doing it all for free, just because she likes it so much.
No one [maybe one or two?] does it for the money, they all do it free for the love. Because the porn industry is just chock-full of nice guys and gals who want nothing more than to have a good time, take care of each other and share it with everyone for free.
Porn is kind of like Woodstock. The good one in the 60s not the evil one in the 90s. Just lots of cool cats loving each other, sharing the love around, all for free, because its so fantastic.
Why hasn't a porn producer ever won a Noble Peace Prize [or a porn writer one for literature]? Yasser Arafat doesn't count. Its a travesty, a complete travesty, and I for one am outraged.
The problem is that, essentially, porn continues to thrive based almost purely on this fantasy element.
Contrary to Julia Kristeva's quote, "Show me what I permanently thrust aside in order to live." porn runs the other way, exploiting the darkest side of human sexuality, while placing that part that is all so real, and in some cases, all so tragic, away from sight.
Our ability to consume one rests almost entirely on our decision to not acknowledge the other because that would be tantamount to ruining the fantasy.
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#145712 - 02/09/06 02:18 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
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Fellow porn degenerates, I give you the greatest internet post on the topic of porn...EVER!
Oh, coincidentally, this was originally titled, "Beautiful women sharing their sexuality with us," at ADT. The lack of brutal honesty there (if you look at the dates) is what spawned XPT, in my opinion. Anyhoo, enjoy...
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Mike Jeff is a good friend of mine but he's also one dumb asshole. The sinister level to which he attempted to weasel his way back onto the boards makes me rue the state of humanity. That being said ...
I believe it's a complete disservice to this board when a major porn producer like Mike Jeff is banned because of alleged improprieties of political correctness. We're talking about a guy who got nailed with 20 cops around his house by Vice. Refused to cop a plea to obscenity. Backed up his words (and money) with actions. And finally (and proudly) copped to a misdeameanor for being a 'public nuisance).
We're not talking some idiot like Bryan Sullivan or that whole clan of jibberish spewing morons.
AdultDVDTalk should be a forum by which all opinions, legit or illegit depending on perceptions, can be shared, thought out, debated, and reconstructed. The mere fact a smut peddler like Mike Jeff cannot be allowed to voice his opinions is a travesty.
Now on to the original topic. Here's what a whore is and its relation to the adult business.
A whore is any girl who fucks for money.
I would say 90% of the girls in the industry hate what they do and fuck only for money.
I would also say that 99% of the girls in the industry hate getting assfucked but do it only for the money.
I would also say that 99% of the girls in the industry have serious issues such as but not limited to previous bouts with rape, incest, molestation, drug abuse, pimp boyfriends, etc.
Most have an IQ of room temperature. Most do not have automobiles. Most do not have bank accounts. Most do not and cannot acquire a credit card. Most squander all their porn earnings almost immediately. Most will end up penniless and return to the business because their job skills relegate them to a lifelong search for a drug dealing sugardaddy or public assistance. Most have complete lack of self-esteem. These are societal problems and cannot be blamed on an adult industry which neither cares or should care.
The fact that I could call a new porn girl a 'fucking whore' and, when I explain myself, they shower me with hugs as I tell them that they should suck as much dick as possible to get ahead tells you alot. Yes, I coach these girls too on how to be the best whore they can be. It's more of a longetivity and monetary issue as opposed to a derogatory one.
Here's an interesting story. I usually have whores running rampant around my abode. When a friend asks me how he can get blown by these whores, I tell them to go up next to them and pull out their peckers. It's the easiest way. Why? These girls are conditioned to suck dick. When there's a dick in front of them, they look like a deer caught in the headlights and don't know what to do. It's instinct for them to suck it until it coats the back of their throats with nut butter.
Now tell me this. Do you think the girls in the industry love what they do? Nearly every scene ends in a facial. Can you really fathom how truly degrading this act really is? Can you really fathom how truly degrading it is to suck off 5 complete strangers and gulp down their ball snot and have to pretend they loved every minute of it? Can you really fathom how truly degrading it is to suck on a dick that's been pulled out of your own asshole which smells like complete shit? They do it for the money and that's what makes them whores.
Let me repeat: THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM WHORES.
I think alot of you forget after watching so many DVDs exactly what the reality is. You fall into a trap of fantasy land thinking these girls love what they do. If there was no paycheck involved, the female talent pool would drop to nothing. They don't do it for the sheer love of it. They get drilled in the asshole, they take a mugfull of cum, they fuck complete strangers, because of one reason only. THEY ARE WHORES.
Get out of fantasyland and really think about it.
WW
{I know the entire ADT post is not replicated...it is too long. The topic starts here...}
It grazes the truth, but suffers from the same delusional neuroses of the rest of ADT, more the David Aaron Clark variety than the "fanboys". I once encountered a fanboy who found the Aurora Snow scene in 'Gag Factor 5' to be an "enthusiastic blowjob" and heard her prelanguage, unique and violent baby/duck retchings as "myeah, myeah, myeah" in his head. This author you quote is perhaps too self aware for such obvious pitfalling tricks of the mind in the face of his patronage of putrefically pistoning peni, but there are others. He clings desperately to the terminology of "whore" for one. And while he makes the astute leap of empathy to see facials with his feet in the women's shoes, he then leaps back to likening them to automatons, "whore"bots if you will, who are "conditioned to suck dick". This exagerration is plainly not to further implicate we the viewers, but to further denegrate the women, the "whores", and thus put the onus squarely onto them and off of us, in the end much like the fan boys. To be fair, this is not an exclusively ADT phenom, but is everywhere including here- this self congratulatory monopolization of "The Truth", the substance of which is tragic irrelevent to the truthteller's "ability" to recognize it and "deal" with "it" where others cannot- that is all that matters. You can recognize it by the same sort of righteous and vacuous conviction of the preceding sentence. Not to put our board above theirs, but our cloak of humor is much preferable and less cretinous than theirs of banal, self righteous hypocrisy.
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#145713 - 02/09/06 02:31 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#145714 - 02/09/06 03:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#145715 - 02/09/06 03:51 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Greatest porn ever made is the Justin Slayer stuff, Old Red Light Stuff with Everhard, Holmes, the girls from Prague. JM Bukkake stuff and Gag Factors, but I get bored of that real quick. And stuff where Audrey Hollander sticks the biggest thinngs she can find to put up her asshole. I liked the one where she made her ass bleed, I cant think of the name right now. Anyone know the title?
For sure, the Audrey Hollander video 'Two In The Can' was easily one of the hottest videos produced within the last year IMHO.
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#145716 - 02/09/06 03:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Greatest porn ever made is the Justin Slayer stuff, Old Red Light Stuff with Everhard, Holmes, the girls from Prague. JM Bukkake stuff and Gag Factors, but I get bored of that real quick. And stuff where Audrey Hollander sticks the biggest thinngs she can find to put up her asshole. I liked the one where she made her ass bleed, I cant think of the name right now. Anyone know the title?
For sure, the Audrey Hollander video 'Two In The Can' was easily one of the hottest videos produced within the last year IMHO.
But is that the one where she bleeds and keeps on filming?
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#145717 - 02/09/06 05:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Cumalloverher's genius and inspirational qualities have been evident for some time now, the former sense of contemptuous bemusement we all felt of the "Why?!?" and "No!" interjectional posts he makes have given way to the realization that CAOH is in fact, a divinely inspired super-degenerate. He is saving my life even as I type this, primarily through posts like this: Quote:
It grazes the truth, but suffers from the same delusional neuroses of the rest of ADT, more the David Aaron Clark variety than the "fanboys". I once encountered a fanboy who found the Aurora Snow scene in 'Gag Factor 5' to be an "enthusiastic blowjob" and heard her prelanguage, unique and violent baby/duck retchings as "myeah, myeah, myeah" in his head. This author you quote is perhaps too self aware for such obvious pitfalling tricks of the mind in the face of his patronage of putrefically pistoning peni, but there are others. He clings desperately to the terminology of "whore" for one. And while he makes the astute leap of empathy to see facials with his feet in the women's shoes, he then leaps back to likening them to automatons, "whore"bots if you will, who are "conditioned to suck dick". This exagerration is plainly not to further implicate we the viewers, but to further denegrate the women, the "whores", and thus put the onus squarely onto them and off of us, in the end much like the fan boys. To be fair, this is not an exclusively ADT phenom, but is everywhere including here- this self congratulatory monopolization of "The Truth", the substance of which is tragic irrelevent to the truthteller's "ability" to recognize it and "deal" with "it" where others cannot- that is all that matters. You can recognize it by the same sort of righteous and vacuous conviction of the preceding sentence. Not to put our board above theirs, but our cloak of humor is much preferable and less cretinous than theirs of banal, self righteous hypocrisy.
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#145718 - 02/09/06 05:31 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Greatest porn ever made is the Justin Slayer stuff, Old Red Light Stuff with Everhard, Holmes, the girls from Prague.
JM Bukkake stuff and Gag Factors, but I get bored of that real quick. And stuff where Audrey Hollander sticks the biggest thinngs she can find to put up her asshole. I liked the one where she made her ass bleed, I cant think of the name right now. Anyone know the title?
For sure, the Audrey Hollander video 'Two In The Can' was easily one of the hottest videos produced within the last year IMHO.
But is that the one where she bleeds and keeps on filming?
Wow! No, I've never even heard of that one.
Two In The Can had Audrey, glistening in sweat throughout most of the film, hosting an all-double ass fuck fest, bringing out a bunch of whorish girls to take two dicks in their ass. Unlike Ash in the Girlvert movies, Audrey was more of a goader, challenging the girls to take more cock, and work harder.
She was like slammin' hot, even jumping in on a bunch of the scenes to get double ass-fucked.
The last scene, where it was her turn, she just chewed up the scenery, taking two dicks and a dildo in her as at the same time.
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#145722 - 02/09/06 05:56 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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2 in a can was fucking great
i buy monyh ago!
Definitely surprised me...
All gonzo seems to run together, but the energized performances, and this kind of "Yeah, girl, you can do it" -- whores-trying-to-outdo-each-other-by-being-even-bigger-whores, was scorching.
That one girl in scene three, where Audrey stuck four fingers knuckle deep in that chick's ass alongside the two huge cocks already jammed tight in there, I thought she was gonna break the chick open, then, notice that the dap just suddenly stopped -- no explanation, it just wham, ended.
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#145725 - 02/10/06 06:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#145727 - 02/10/06 10:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Was it Jeff's post Willie? I hope so.
The post was Chico Wang's. As I recall the story, Jeff and Wanker had a bet on who could get banned from ADT quicker. Jeff won and had to come back in as "MikeJeff," true not terribly creative but a tremendous affront to Steph, and a great laugh for everyone else.
Wanker fired a salvo of great posts in that thread...even this whore remembers it somewhat fondly.
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#145728 - 02/12/06 12:52 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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I realize that there are two seperate discussions going on this thread. First of all, Chico's old post at ADT is a work of genius, both for the humour and truth about the industry and as a political manifesto to call out the drooling lovestruck fanboys who can polish each others' dicks and make comments like "she is not a whore, she just gives her sexuality to us, the viewer."
As far as Audrey goes. I can't say I find her terribly attractive, but that chick is fucking crazy and crazy for fucking. Noone is better suited to working in this industry - with the possible exception of Kelly Wells.
Grizz out
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#145729 - 02/28/06 08:43 AM
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2 in a can was fucking great i buy month ago!... Definitely surprised me... All gonzo seems to run together, but the energized performances, and this kind of "Yeah, girl, you can do it" -- whores-trying-to-outdo-each-other-by-being-even-bigger-whores, was scorching.
I visited that set and saw all these scenes as they were shot by Jim Powers. The most surprising thing to me was how double anal really didn't faze these girls at all. They performed it enthusiastically and without much struggle. All in a day's work!
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#145731 - 10/16/07 07:45 PM
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Has she ever seen this? Someone should send it to her. She'll stop shitting for a month, tear Drew to pieces and ban everybody on her board.
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#145734 - 10/17/07 11:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
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What weight? Steph is barely 100 lbs.
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#145736 - 10/17/07 07:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I hear she's the average height for a cockroach of her species.
"Steph" is severely unattractive.
Edited by Fatman - Act III (10/17/07 07:09 PM)
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#145738 - 10/17/07 07:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Why ARE WE on the subject of ADT?!? They're fucking obscene wastes of human flesh. Nothing more than self-appointed thought police! FUCK THEM! May Steph gag to death from the noxious poisons of her own pussy farts!
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#145739 - 10/17/07 08:10 PM
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Steph can't be killed unless you drive a silver dildo up her ass and out her mouth.
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#145741 - 10/17/07 08:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#145742 - 10/17/07 09:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Well, since we're recalling Wanker Wang musings...here's another one. Wanker and Jeffy inadvertently created XPT. Four years later...Wanker is dead, Jeffy is acquitted of obscenity charges.
and my english is a lil' bit better
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2 in a can was fucking great
i buy monyh ago!
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#145743 - 07/20/08 06:22 AM
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Since this is Old Posts Week at XPT, you new folks should check this thread out from the beginning and learn how this place got started. As Willie notes, the entire exchange is pretty long, but you can read it HERE Figures that S%@&tt's only relevent post was a C & P job.
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#145744 - 07/23/08 02:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Fuck! I wanna use JM's quote on my page but it ain't letting me edit! What gives?
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