Pole Smoker-
It's just a TALK forum.
It's not like I was deported.

You guys are always fucking at it. I really think that have2cit really does have the fucking hots for you Ryan. Actually I think you should feel honored. You can guarantee that every post you make, your lover will be right behind you. Its like a school girl crush or something. It warms the cockles of my balls.

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you're such a whiney little cunt ryan. you can't win because you're too stupid to say anything clever or funny, you're completely devoid of any kind of human intelligence. Tell me what exactly is so addictive about being verbally gang banged that would keep coming back for more? I know what it is, you just enjoy men having their way with you whether it's virtually or otherwise, you're a homo plain and simple.

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Ding Ding Ding. ROUND 2 !!!

no 2C's to have a round you need an opponent rather than a punctuation mark. My biggest hope is this bucket of human shit named ryan knox dies, or at least has his testicles ripped off before he can contaminate the next generation with his subhuman genetic code.

Heres more from Ryan.


From: "Ryan Knox" <ryan@amtrs.com>

I told you that all of that was up there on Lukeisback.
I told you guys it was over and apologized.
Is there a misunderstanding going on right now?
Why are you guys doing this?

One more.I received this one on wednesday afternoon a couple of hours before the bukkake shoot.


Again I'm sorry about all of this.
I was wondering if you'll let me participate in the Bukakes still,
I don't make much money at this and I would really appreciate it.
Please let me know.
Thanx-

I think there's still one more email from me that you haven't posted so go ahead and put that up while you still have some fire power. I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end.

I don't know what I was thinking trying to make nice with you. What a waste of time!

Broccoli ?

Nice photoshop work Gen.
How long did that take you?

Hmmm... lost track. Remember when Photoshop first debuted? Yea, that long. Um... practice makes perfect, man.

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Nice photoshop work Gen.
How long did that take you?

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You were unbelievably creepy in that Spermcocktail scene when you knelt down next to Sasha Grey and your face was about 6 inches away from a schlong dude. I'm no Buck Adams either, just sayin'...

UM, is this true? There's a few beer bong bukkake's.

I have never seen it done at any gokkun or bukkake. Everything (from 2004 and on anyways) is 100% penis collada to my knowledge.

Of course not. You're a "female cum dumpster," meaning either:

1. You are a female.
2. You allow whores to piss on your zit-infested face until you vomit all over yourself.

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=185784&page=1

BTW, props on finding this thread 6 years later, Brendan.

As a photographer who has shot 3 YEARS of bukkakes/gokkuns for JM Productions (r.i.p. i miss the bukkakes), I can tell you the the beer bong cum is ABSOLUTELY real.

The only reason why I think it'd be faked is if a girl accidentally spilled one, which Ashley Coda almost did. Some of it was on the floor and she was in stripper heels.

Sorry, I felt the need to interject and stand up for the bukkakes. Ok, back to watching Game of Thrones.

Gian Jurgens, did Dominique Swift ever spill the bukkake cumlette mixture? And is it true that Brendan didn't use penis colada, but instead buttermilk and lemon juice? I heard that from Hailey Young once, but she might have been high on the Xanax Brendan gave to her.

The Dominique Swift one...I wasn't shooting the bukkakes yet, so I don't know. And no idea what Brandon uses on his own sets, but there's no way to fake your own cum on the JM bukkakes. You don't cum- you don't get paid. And yes, there were some guys who couldn't cum. No big deal as it's not a regular porn shoot. Those guys were always welcome to try again at the next bukkake, but a few got axed for good after, like, 5 or 6 times of not cumming.

There is one sure way to find out.

Yes, good job Brendan. You know how important this is for Ron. Now he can celebrate at la taquera.

How's that porn career working out Ryan? Find yourself booked like Ron Jeremy to do public appearances and spend all your time denying using Viagra because otherwise there's just no way you could keep up?

How's it working out for 90% of the biz? Remember that guy Sledge Hammer? He hadn't been hired to shoot a scene in 3 months. Do you think it's because he wasn't a good performer?

How's it going for JM? They must be pulling in a fortune now that they aren't paying for Bukkakes anymore. Do you think that JM no longer footing the bill for their signature brand series is a good example of how lucrative the porn biz is in 2012?

Putz.

I can assure you Ron Jeremy is getting paid every day. For something.

As to the Sledge Hammer character, I have no idea, but you would never fall into the category of a good performer especially if a $75.00 check for a bukkake meant that much to you. I guess you depended on the meatgaze the bukkakes provided for your wood but you certainly "limped" through all your other porn endeavors.

Both JM and Ron Jeremy have both stashed away tons of money while things were lucrative. They're financially secure enough where they can relax on their current income and not have to touch their nest egg.

$75 used to be a lot of money back when I jerked off onto girls faces every single day. They just can't afford to make porn for mopes anymore so I was smart enough to get out a long time ago. 2009 to be exact. If I ever get the urge to fuck any particular porn whore I'll just pay her and film it. No biggie..

Not all of them. If you check out my porn.com profile, you'll see there's only one out of ten scenes with any limpage. I also did a smokin' hot threeway that included Gia's friend Heather Pink. The sex was better than anything you could ever hope for.

There's another 50 scenes or so that could of won at AVN lol.

I just consider myself lucky enough not to be desperately clinging onto a hopeless business that for the most part, isn't surviving. X Videos, Bangbros and John Stagliano are not complaining.

I disagree. Talent rates were higher then (and because talent rates were higher and more gigs were being offered, $75 was laughable) and the standard of living (cost of rent, mortgage, food, etc) was almost as much as it is now.

True. Certain lower end companies would only pay $75 for something that other companies would pay up to $200 dollars for. They'd also cut corners by hiring inept still photographers on the cheap.

Any ammount of money to be paid for jacking off onto a girl is quite laughable. I found myself laughing all the way to the bank. Sometimes two, three times a day. Hilarious.

Stop pretending you're Ryan. It's less believable than pretending to be Monkey. The real Ryan would have said:







Way to bite the hand that fed you, Putz.

You are fucking stupid. You can't even use your own native language properly. In English we say "could have" not "could of" because that is not English.

Maybe next time?

Also, who are you trying to impress with saying you can pay whores to fuck you? What would be impressive is if you didn't brag about having to pay for sex.

Chat speak bleeding through is hardly rare.

Could of, would of, and should of are (nearly) ALWAYS wrong. Replace the "of" with "have" and suddenly you are speaking English.

It is how the uneducated say "could have" and it's pathetic.

Do you think Ryan has misheard the contraction "could've" his entire life, or is he just stupid?

There is an exception but it doesn't apply to Ryan. "Could of" works in the sense that "I ate all I could of my sandwich". Does not make sense when describing awards he could have won.

It's not chat speak, it's lack of education as evidenced that the contraction "could've" is the exact same length as "could of". But one makes sense and the other does not.

Um, you're expecting a level of education from a guy who lived off his earnings as a load dumper? For that matter, I bet 9 out of 10 directors couldn't pass a junior high grammar test. You think the bulk of the bukkake boys could pass a 10th grade exit exam?

I expect people not to use words when they don't know their meaning and instead looking up their usage. I have NO DOUBT that you are posting from some kind of electronic device that would allow you to do that with ease.

You are the only bukkake boy I have to compare Ryan to. Maybe Brandon? I have read your posts and neither of you try to come off as sounding more educated than you are. Everyone makes spelling errors, that is not what I am talking about.

Also you don't use words that don't mean anything.

And it's not about education. Ryan could have seen and heard the word "could've" thousands of times in his life but he still goes for "could of". You don't need to pass junior high to know there is no such thing as "could of". The words together don't make any sense.

Nobody would have any reason to write a word in a different way than they have seen all of their life. That is just stupidity.

And couple that with boasts about paying for sex and we see it's not an issue of formal education. Ryan really isn't very bright.

I like your three posts but I just can't figure out exactly what you're trying to say. Maybe if you had done a fourth post and worded it a bit differently but included the exact same content as the other three long posts, then I Could Of understood it morer...

Remind me again Faceblaster how you made your money in porn? It certainly wasn't from doing boy/girl scenes was it? You never did meet certain criteria. If I had to chose between my gigs and the only work you could get (just circle jerks), then I would definitely pick mine.

For me, it just wouldn't have been worth it to not ever get to fuck the girl one on one, which I did plenty of and i've never seen you do (not one single time ever)

It also makes perfect sense to frown upon a guy that would stoop so low as to pay a girl for sex, right? I mean, what kind of woman would do porn and then expect to be paid for it?

You guys are both making super good arguments.

Prolly not tho.

Chat speak is everywhere, on every different online communication platform with text as the means to transport information. It is pervasive, persistent and utterly illiterate. People online, thus a lot of them, are exposed to this primitive online dialect whenever they communicate directly with others, since their own communicative capabilities faded, stay constant or never developed at all. There is supposed to not be an effect of all this bleeding through. Right. When all their lives they do not once read the correct form and do not bother to look it up, their understanding of spelling and grammar will be what they are being exposed to.

^^^ I ReMeMbEr FoR A wHiLe ThErE, IdIotZ wErE tYpInG LiKe ThIs. FuCk I hAtEd ThAt ShIt!

So you have been waiting six years to take a cheap shot at me! Let's review: I made a comment about Raven Bay having "Love and Hate " tattooed on her knuckles like Robert Mitchum. You take an unrelated jab at me about some random scene with Sasha Grey. I laugh at the jab and admit that I am super creepy and shrug off the attempted swipe from you. Then the gang jumps on you as always for being a delusional derlict piss mop. We all laugh.
Then you return to attack me again, this time comparing our porn experiences.
Let me spell a few things out for you. We were never on the same path in mopedom. You were a wannabe male talent. You dreamed of being able to carry a scene and do one-on-ones. You even attempted to direct at one point. ( I saw the footage you shot for Steve Steele and it was unwatchable, out of focus, and not framed in any way). You boasted and posed online and on set and denied to yourself the fact that you were incapable of performing as straight male talent. You huffed and puffed with your nasty jar of Vaseline and meatgazed and pulled at your nipples and occasionally managed to eeek out a load or fake it by slinging lube and snot and even managed to get paid for two pops on occasion. All the rest of us mopes knew when you were doing that and nobody really cared to bust you.
You took it up the ass on camera and let random women pulled from the bus stop piss all over your face. Most of the scenes you did were either one time try-outs or group things that Hash or Zach brought you in on without asking the director first. "oh, my buddy Ryan is here too, can he drop a load too?"
The fact is, nobody would have cared to notice you or give you shit had you not come online and mouthed off as if you were A-list talent. None of the other mopes from those years have any online personas or issues with haters except you and Germy Steal. Both delusional bukkake boys who did a handfull of B/G's with absolutley no success and no load at the end of the scene.
My experience in porn was very different. I was never interested in doing B/G's on camera. I refused to do 5 man cumslam when offered because I knew I had nothing to offer in the way of watchable porn. Nobody wants to see a 40 something bald fat guy with a small cock bang away at some 20 year old. 90% of my scenes are only footage of my cock during ejaculation. I did not show my face or body and did not pester directors to use me in other scenarios (like you constantly did). I always knew what my role was in porn and was just happy to dump a load when asked. I always had a straight job and successful career and all the directors knew to just use me for a jerk to pop or blowbang.
I dropped over 300 loads on camera in about 2 years and slinked my fat ass away when the buzz wore off and I became jaded to the novelty of the experience and just burned out. I would venture to guess that any one of my single pops was larger than all the pops you did combined.
Back to the point: Why did you choose to randomly attack me on here in an unrealted thread and reveal your issues with me? What triggered this long dormant feeling?

Why would you want to watch me have sex? Is that all you have? I have seen you get pissed on.

He meant me.

You did not write that yourself.

Hahahahahah I was gonna ask him what the hell happened to him. His last few posts have been moderately coherent !

Congratulations fat boy. You've done ZERO real scenes. You're a bitter doorman and your weenie is tiny. I'm sure your opinion is important, just not to me. Get over yourself. You refused to do 5 guy whatevers but the ONLY work you ever got were scenes of that nature. By even appearing in those scenes you've compromised entire productions with your grotesque appearance.

I did real scenes and i'll be more than happy to send you some links so you can see me having real porno sex. Something you yourself never had a chance to achieve. Don't pretend like you had some realistic business model planned out. All you ever got to do was share. That just wasn't enough for me so I gave the real thing a go. There's just no way that I can regret it.

You circle jerking nerd, I haven't waited 6 years for anything but I never did like you. Cann't trust a guy that talks shit behind everyone's back. Too bad you never had the balls to say anything like this to anyone's face.

I would never trade places with you because I would never get to have real sex. I'm sure the same goes for off camera as well. Ladykiller.

If you go back and read our corresponding posts very carefully, you'll see that I'm only responding to yours. I have yet to attack you in any way or veer from the obvious.

Well, there you have it. Ryan's reading comprehension exposed.
Just what would you have done if I had said it to your face? Run away and jacked off in the corner onto the floor again? This is a riot! Ryan "pop while limp" Knox is calling me out! Yeah, come on down from the sticks anytime and I will be happy to say things to your face, the way Wanker and countless other directors did over and over again. Why do you think you and Germy were selected for boy piss mops? It is because you were the JOKE of porn valley. Posing and boasting like you were capable of holding down a scene and talking shit to Ori and Gia. That's the only reason you were asked to be pegged and pissed on.

Trade places? Don't even sweat it. You will be as old and fat as I am in a matter of days if you're not already. Still living off Granny's money in her house? Jesus, this is too funny. Of all the worthless bags of shit to pop up out of nowhere and start shit....broccoli boy? Limp dicked, can't pop, delusional one off speed freak Cyrin Ryan Knox??? Go get your shinebox you welfare case.

You probably still have my number or you can get it from Hash. I welcome the chance to "say it to your face". That is, if the dumpster rats haven't chewed it off already.
Too fucking funny.