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#145180 - 02/06/06 11:17 PM
AVN = Worst Trade Rag Ever
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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M* wrote this somewhere else on XPT Quote:
damn. AVN cat, Peter Warren, breaks it down.
His MySpace Blog
Quote:
Guys I Will Add
Current mood: quixotic
Up to this point, I've maintained a strict policy of not adding guys to my Friends list. I've made the decision to alter that policy ... but just slightly. If YOU request ME as a friend, and I deem you to be a spectacularly huge person in the porn industry, I wil CONSIDER adding you. Other than that, my rules still apply: 1) You're a hot and/or riotously funny person with a vagina. 2) You actually know me for real.
In general, mental midgets like Peter Warren represent the dregs in journalism/blogging. They work for tiny scratch, dress like flood victims, drive the worst jalopys they can find, but damn...don't infringe on their intellectual superiority over you. God forbid they not be able to look down their noses at something. It's like that Shakespeare professor I had. Never mind his inability to find the Old Spice aisle at Wal-Mart, or to clean the one tweed coat woven during the Hoover Administraton, but damn your brain to hell if you could not recite Shylock's speech in The Merchant of Venice "Sir, many a time and oft in the Rialto you have rated me about my monies and my usances, etc."
This guy is just that kind of total loser. But let's just extend the hatred to the crappy covers between which he writes. What a piece of shit AVN is. Most of their "articles" are reworded press releases from the production companies, and some scribblings on a blog by their morally effete pseudo-atheist editor Mike Ramone. Throw in hundreds of ads, and "Fresh Off the Bus" that has featured whores out of the business before the edition went ot print, and some bad efforts to make porn sound mainstream. I can't find a single person with a good word about their "Awards" except those who won (and believe me, there were no winners), their office politics sounds like a Hustler-style cluster fuck. I know what assholes journalists can be. I was a photo editor for a paper in college, and it never mattered that I had exams the next day, anything less than a 3.a.m. day with boric acid all over me was considered a weak effort, even though the paper's circulation was within 10 blocks of the printing plant.
AVN, I have an idea for you...go out and find some people who can write and think...and print what they write. Yes, your circulation and subscription revenue depends on porn people, who can be as reliable as Andrew Fastow with their wallets, but it's that way all over the publishing world.
Oh, whatever the fuck, you AVN people live in a shell inside a shell. Guess I better run off and edit my MySpace profile, and make sure I set one up at XPeeps, too:
User: Willie D
Mood: Pissed off at anyone feeling "quixotic"
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#145184 - 02/07/06 10:10 AM
Re: AVN = Worst Trade Rag Ever
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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What else would you use avn for other than to look at the ads in it?
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"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me.
Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#145186 - 02/07/06 11:01 AM
Re: AVN = Worst Trade Rag Ever
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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easy now. we all have rules. I have taken a page from his blog and now have set inplace my own: Quote:
Girls I Will Add:
Current mood: stupendous.
Up to this point, I've maintained a strict policy of not adding people I feel are beneath me to my Friends list.
I've made the decision to alter that policy ... but just slightly.
If YOU request ME as a friend, and I deem you to be a spectacularly huge person in the porn industry (somewhat near MY level), send naked pictures and perform oral favors on me, I wil CONSIDER bestowing upon you the honor and privilege of adding you.
Other than that, my rules still apply: 1) You recognize me for being a deity among you humble hu-mans. 2) You have given me anal in exchange for a plug on my site.
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#145189 - 02/07/06 12:00 PM
Re: AVN = Worst Trade Rag Ever
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Quote:
More and more are rawking my banner on their profiles so that’s kinda kool.
Ha, is that like letting your freak flag fly?
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#145190 - 02/07/06 12:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I have 53 so far...and have denied about 1,239....fucking unreal....
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#145192 - 02/07/06 12:41 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 01/15/06
Posts: 13
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Wow. I had no clue my add rules on myspace were newsworthy. I'm honored. Really! I mean, the fact that people here are so embittered by my not being willing to add them must mean I have some cachet or something. And I don't say that out of conceitness or anything – god knows anybody who's ever actually talked to me (one of those add rules you guys are so pissed about) will tell you I'm the furthest thing from conceited – but just out of surprise. This whole thing is interesting to me. And genuinely flattering, like I said. By the way, how can you talk so much shit about AVN without knowing anybody there or ever looking at more than a couple of issues? Weird.
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#145194 - 02/07/06 11:57 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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#145195 - 02/08/06 03:00 AM
Re: AVN = Worst Trade Rag Ever
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 57
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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HAHAHA. Peter sure got all you blogger's panties in a bunch! Who cares about what a dude writes on his Myspace blog? Pick the sand out of your pussies. If you really want to be his friend You all now qualify. Just write him and tell him your the blogger that bashed him on xpt. he'll add you because now he knows you.....j/k Now continue with the whore talk I'm bored!! Douche Starter Kit for that sand. 
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#145196 - 02/09/06 11:42 PM
Re: AVN = Worst Trade Rag Ever
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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HAHAHA. Peter sure got all you blogger's panties in a bunch! Who cares about what a dude writes on his Myspace blog? Pick the sand out of your pussies. If you really want to be his friend You all now qualify. Just write him and tell him your the blogger that bashed him on xpt. he'll add you because now he knows you.....j/k
Now continue with the whore talk I'm bored!!
Douche Starter Kit for that sand.
kim you're nuts. LOL.
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#145197 - 02/10/06 06:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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#145199 - 02/11/06 08:02 AM
Re: AVN = Worst Trade Rag Ever
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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hey, how many ads would i have to buy for my fake studio to get an award?peter warren could find a job at the atlantic like ryan knox could find consistent work in the straight porn industry.
you gotta admit...those shades rawk 
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