I just got the Neu Wave Hookers big 3 disc travesty a few daze ago although I've had the "dub plate" version for awhile now misplaced because I almost didn't want to see how bad it was after finally watching the dreadfully unerotic Joanna's Angels recently.
Basically, the crux is that I have an unholy psychedelic allegiance to the original New Wave Hookers featuring Traci Lords and anything less, is less, like fuck the edited version that was released years back (the one also included in this big package release of Neu Wave pukers). Ironicly, Rog sent this review out on myspace yesterday and after reading it, I said "I knew it!" and why bother writing about it because Rog just did it so well I'm sure. I'd never have the patience to sift through the shit of it all like he did. Kudos to Rog, though I'm almost tempted to see just how bad this really is like morbidly staring at a car wreck on the freeway. I'll let you know.

peep:http://www.rogreviews.com/reviews/read_review.asp?sku=3924

My copy is set to arrive tomorrow and I already had it on my production schedule because I figured it would have beautiful pics and I could do a two pager on it, so good or bad that's where I am going with it. Now that Rog hates it, I want to see it even more to see if I feel the same! SMUT- u gotta watch it!

Thanks for the mention Smut. I will be watching to see what you and Cindi think of it.

If all three of us hate it we should get together and burn our copies in a ceremony that we web cast

Can we just re-name alt-porn "anti-porn" because it doesn't matter if you love down & dirty filth or "erotica" this stuff fails at every turn.....

LATE

Why don't you wait until next year's AVN Awards, you can frisbee them towards Eor when he's on stage, 'cause you know someone's gonna gush over it. Maybe someone can throw a copy at Malacki Ecks, and someone else can clip Ron Royster in the back of the head.

i could beat off to this. glad the hatred is strong within you again willie.

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Why don't you wait until next year's AVN Awards, you can frisbee them towards Eor when he's on stage, 'cause you know someone's gonna gush over it. Maybe someone can throw a copy at Malacki Ecks, and someone else can clip Ron Royster in the back of the head.

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Den wasn't impressed either.

Hey Roger is that the worst review you have ever given any movie?How does it stand up next to a Kid Vegas or Matt Zane title?

jamesn, thats a great line...i think i could too!

Geez Rog, even the promo images are ghastly. I viewed them yesterday to maybe do a pix commentary type review, but then I'd be guilty of helping them disseminate bad porn so I decided against it...lol

Rog's Review of 'Neu Wave Hookers' was like the half star rating Rolling Stone magazine gave the other guy in Wham's solo album, a total direct kick to the nuts.

I've given "F"s before and when I did 0-10, I gave a few zeros. Lizzy Borden's old Fossil Fucker movies always got 0's. The Kid Vegas stuff was HORRIBLE, but sometimes there were cute girls that one could jerk off to in a pinch.

This one....nothing close to strokeable in the whole thing. Plus it was a piece of pretentious bullshit.That hurts it a lot.

It's right down there with Anal Ball as the worst "big" movies I've EVER.....EVER...seen.

Anal Ball oh god I watched that piece of shit when it first came out.Easily one of the worst porn movies ever made yet Zupko got a deal from Evil Angel after releasing that crap.Go figure.