As strange as it may seem, there has always been few films dedicated to soccer, but much soccer in films. Cicciolina e Moana ai Mondiali might therefore be one of the only (if not only) film dedicated to soccer.
The film came out of Italy the same year the World Cup was held there, so at the time, not only was this pure carnal bliss for the perverse soccer fan, but the all star line-up cast meant enough ogling for any jaded fan of smut.
The story goes a little something like this: to ensure that Italy wins the World Cup we're going to get the country's top pornstars to "distract" the other country's lead players; main countries targeted are Holland, Germany, and Argentina (at the time, the biggest threats).
For some strange reason, the director choose to intercut scenes of the 1982 World Cup to double as the game, but this is quite a distraction because your not fooling anyone if you've got Ron Jeremy playing as Maradona. And who in GOD's name is Sean Michaels supposed to be because his hairdo almost kills the very stroke value of (fortunately) his only scene. Still, this is probably one of the best flicks with Moana and Cicciolina who the film is really about so don't expect to be seeing anyone else in this, with the expection of Miss Pomodoro who appears in two scenes.
If your not a German or Italian speaker you might have a frustrating time finding a good copy of this because the only DVD in production has no English soundtrack- and like most porns of the time, the story was as imporant as the sex.
Today porn has degenerated to a frustrated market. Just watch this and you'll know what I mean.

Cicciolina e Moana ai Mondiali: APPROVED!

Soccer is just like porn.


Any holes a goal.