I’d like to start this off by saying I’m actually relieved Missy went back to being a blonde. It’s not that I sit around pondering it, but whenever I see/saw Missy with brunette hair I always lamented the fact. Sure, American culture is generally shallow, but at the depths of it, porn is there. I think deeply about it like I do nature’s beauty and the grim reality of the world which taints it. We’re all cogs in the belly of the beast, but the key is striving to break free mentally. So, truth is, Marilyn Monroe stayed blonde. Blonde is the heart for Missy Monroe’s identity also, more than the squirt factor, more than just her wonderfully droolicious tits. As a package, she is one helluva fucktoy. Never a mailed in performance from her, every one of her scenes is guaranteed woody woodpecker, the only thing that can fuck it up is the usually shoddy videography in gonzo.
Now, this leads me to the den mother of this picture, Ashley Blue. She’s probably one of the smartest people in porn and also prolly the weirdest. I’d like to know what or who fucked her up inside. Nah, maybe not, I’d rather bust a nut in her butt or watch her do Girlvert. I like this series way better, but the premise is almost as insidious. No need to get into that again, so let’s talk about the attention whores for this episode. There’s not much more I can about Missy’s scene other then she rapid fires that seltzer coochie like ol’ faithful afire more times then I’ve ever seen her do. Fuckin' a, girl, I love those pumps, too! Amber Wild is one the best new tweakerbells on the pork circuit. Leah Luv gets done by sewer gollum Dirty Harry. Lexi Hawk is an unintentional crack up, but don’t watch the intro on nos. You’ll laugh for hours at her bugged out attention whore act. Jadelyn Santana is another hot new cummer, but the piercings detract big time, baby.
Finally, hey Ashley, quit showing off, get some windex and shine up those AVN Awards, they look grubby. Show some respect. Lol.

FUCK ASHLEY BLUE. SHE IS A FUCKING COW!