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I like how she only does creampies "with Tre only." Her boyfriend I assume. But she'll swallow an anonymous derelict's spunk for the right price.
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Quote: I like how she only does creampies "with Tre only." Her boyfriend I assume. But she'll swallow an anonymous derelict's spunk for the right price.
SO TRUE DUDE, SO TRUE. This amazes the shit out me too. Swallowing strangers spunk is okay tho?? These whores are so fucking retarded.
#143234 - 01/27/0603:23 PMRe: maybe its old......but it sure is fuckin funny
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Quote: I don't get it! What's funny about it?!?
in her words....AS I NOW HAVE MY U.S. ID'S AND AM AGAIN A FREE AGENT.
So she was an "illegal" until she either "found" her I.D.'s or married a us citizen....was it a 2257 snafu or some other disfuntion that led to the creation of her own agency? I also like that shes on LADirect but yet left her cell number on her former site...definitely a "free agent" indeed.
Quote: I like how she only does creampies "with Tre only." Her boyfriend I assume. But she'll swallow an anonymous derelict's spunk for the right price.
Tyla Wynn will do creampies, but anal only.
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Quote: I like how she only does creampies "with Tre only." Her boyfriend I assume. But she'll swallow an anonymous derelict's spunk for the right price.
A pimp will only let his ho do certain things with others and wants to keep some for himself. Rumor has it that she left Defiance because she wasn't shooting enough to be a contender for Performer of the Year. She left so she could get assfucked 3 times a day 7 days a week so Tre, her black pimp boyfriend, can have more money. Who gives a fuck about the AVN Performer of the Year award?
If you want an award that bad, tell Tre to buy you a plastic trophy and give it to you for "Ho of the Year" and throw yourself a party.
the only other scene of Lauren I've seen was in No Cum Dodging Allowed, the BS portion of the DVD show's her doing what Mike John calls, ME TIME ANAL, IMO she looked hot had a Monica Sweetheart air about her.