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#141511 - 01/20/06 10:16 AM Re: Fake sammura sucks
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
why you acting like porn is so hard to make and besides with all these yeast infection and herpies outbreaks yall keep reporting.

i will stick to the midwest fucking guys with condoms and fliming it,selling clips threw email. it's the same outcome ,a guy at home jerking off looking at his computer screen.

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ain't been doing scenes, been selling my ass.

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i am soo scared i won't get to do LA porn anymore, because we all know LA is the only place where you can flim a porn video to sell on the inernet





How many scenes have you done since your last xpt ban?








Who you trying to fool? You didn't quit porn, it quit you.


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#141512 - 01/20/06 10:17 AM Re: Fake sammura sucks
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Sammie the Escort

"LET's put the SIN back in fun baby!" Again, I doubt the mixed metaphor was intended, but damn funny.

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#141513 - 01/20/06 10:20 AM Re: Fake sammura sucks
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
ooooooooooooooooooooo he found a old escort ad of me.

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Sammie the Escort

"LET's put the SIN back in fun baby!" Again, I doubt the mixed metaphor was intended, but damn funny.


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#141514 - 01/20/06 10:21 AM Re: Fake sammura sucks
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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why you acting like porn is so hard to make and besides with all these yeast infection and herpies outbreaks yall keep reporting.

i will stick to the midwest fucking guys with condoms and fliming it,selling clips threw email. it's the same outcome ,a guy at home jerking off looking at his computer screen.






Its not hard to make thats why its so funny that you can't, ill see your condom and raise you the 1/5 chance you are banging a serial killer whos itching to put another notch on his belt. If i give you $2500 can my sperm rent your womb for 9 months. $2500 cash, 5 minutes in 9 months stay, ill get all the tests you need prior and ill ask for the same. I've already lined up a two sponsors for the childs naming rights 'pepsi monkey nextel shane'. I'll give you the surname rights for free
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#141515 - 01/20/06 10:23 AM Re: Fake sammura sucks
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
no monkey i don't want to fuck you so stop begging nicca.

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why you acting like porn is so hard to make and besides with all these yeast infection and herpies outbreaks yall keep reporting.

i will stick to the midwest fucking guys with condoms and fliming it,selling clips threw email. it's the same outcome ,a guy at home jerking off looking at his computer screen.






Its not hard to make thats why its so funny that you can't, ill see your condom and raise you the 1/5 chance you are banging a serial killer whos itching to put another notch on his belt. If i give you $2500 can my sperm rent your womb for 9 months. $2500 cash, 5 minutes in 9 months stay, ill get all the tests you need prior and ill ask for the same. I've already lined up a two sponsors for the childs naming rights 'pepsi monkey nextel shane'. I'll give you the surname rights for free


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#141516 - 01/20/06 11:13 AM Re: Fake sammura sucks
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Member Since: January 31 2004

Profile Views: 100





2 years and you only had 100 people want to look at your stretch mark covered ass. No wonder you went looking for work in porn, but what made you think porn wouldn't care what you looked like?

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#141517 - 01/20/06 11:21 AM Re: Fake sammura sucks
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
yup you sho right, you win.going to log off and do something that you don't.... interact with real live people off the net.

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Member Since: January 31 2004

Profile Views: 100





2 years and you only had 100 people want to look at your stretch mark covered ass. No wonder you went looking for work in porn, but what made you think porn wouldn't care what you looked like?


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#141518 - 01/20/06 11:28 AM Re: Fake sammura sucks
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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yup you sho right, you win.going to log off and do something that you don't.... interact with real live people off the net.





I do to interact with live people. Watch I'll pick up that crack whore over there. "Hey baby how about a $5 BBBJ?" "Oh shit it's you! "

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#141519 - 01/20/06 11:42 AM Re: Fake sammura sucks
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
wooo hooo that was funny, no really it was i mean crack. lol he said crackwhore,really how long did it take you to come up with that..lol crack..wow

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yup you sho right, you win.going to log off and do something that you don't.... interact with real live people off the net.





I do to interact with live people. Watch I'll pick up that crack whore over there. "Hey baby how about a $5 BBBJ?" "Oh shit it's you! "


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#141520 - 01/20/06 11:45 AM Re: Fake sammura sucks
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
about the length of time it took for you to go interact with your "real people"

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#141521 - 01/20/06 01:20 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
shouldn't sammura threads go in the Shit List forum? jrv, you should probably move them.

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#141522 - 01/20/06 02:09 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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wow only two,are you losing your popularity? hey that a other peter gabriel(sp) song:
she is pop-u-lar,whistles.........




Listen, you ignorant ho, that line in the song, "Games without Frontiers" is "Jeux sans frontieres". Which means, drumroll . . . . games without frontiers , in French. They speak a lot of French in Africa, why is that relevant? Its not, and neither is this Sammura. Bitch, why the fuck are you on here and not taking care of your keeids?

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#141523 - 01/20/06 03:08 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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she blinded me with science.....
oh excuse me didn't me to shatter your belief system,but black folks love Bowie too and anyone else who has a little soul.rod stewart,hall and oats etc ad nauseam
sprint




The Beach Boys?
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#141524 - 01/20/06 05:24 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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she blinded me with science.....
oh excuse me didn't me to shatter your belief system,but black folks love Bowie too and anyone else who has a little soul.rod stewart,hall and oats etc ad nauseam
sprint




The Beach Boys?


you show me where they had half a soul between the four of them and I'll go right out and purchase trheir compilation
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#141525 - 01/20/06 05:37 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
sammura Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
(in my room and god only knows) are my two fav beach boys songs

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she blinded me with science.....
oh excuse me didn't me to shatter your belief system,but black folks love Bowie too and anyone else who has a little soul.rod stewart,hall and oats etc ad nauseam
sprint




The Beach Boys?


you show me where they had half a soul between the four of them and I'll go right out and purchase trheir compilation


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#141526 - 01/20/06 05:56 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
I think arguing with any sammura is a no win for most of ya'll, but it's damn entertaining like the dozens. dig?
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#141527 - 01/20/06 05:59 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Kind of like arguing with jamesn was no win for you.
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#141528 - 01/20/06 06:02 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Lamesn uses shoestring for a belt!!!

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#141529 - 01/20/06 06:04 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
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Kind of like arguing with jamesn was no win for you.




gia, here's a new sig for you: "there can only be one james. -gia"
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#141530 - 01/20/06 06:07 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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Lamesn uses shoestring for a belt!!!




Ryan uses shoestring to tie his dick off when he injects it before scenes.

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#141531 - 01/20/06 06:08 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ryan uses shoestring to tie his dick off when he injects it before scenes.





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#141532 - 01/20/06 06:12 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Chuck Queers likes to go spear fishing.

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#141533 - 01/20/06 06:25 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
My boats are for sailing not fishing. If I need fish I'd check the girls you work with.

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#141534 - 01/20/06 06:28 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Ouch,
I guess.

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#141535 - 01/20/06 06:29 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
knox is on the end of a tweak, he's losing his mind by the post----"chuck spears likes to go spear fishing"??? shoestrings? ferragamo make those?? i'm willing to bet i have to pay more in taxes this year than you've made in porn. i'm your age, the home depot's a good gig.
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#141536 - 01/20/06 06:40 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You work at Home Depot and you pay taxes?
What are you retarded?
You got screwed!

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#141537 - 01/20/06 06:42 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
At least Home Depot has wood.

just kidding, ryan
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#141538 - 01/20/06 06:46 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
hey ryan, got wood?

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#141539 - 01/20/06 06:52 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i dabble in management consulting, but the paint aisle is my passion. i just wish you'd stop passing out in it when your phone doesn't ring for work and you're out of glass.

you're a walking public-service ad---"huffing inhalants make you stupid and your dick not work. look what glue can do to you!"
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#141540 - 01/20/06 08:54 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Home Depot also has racks.

Gia you should get one.

That way when have2cit jerks off to your porn,
he can get wood too!

I'm sure Jamesn will give you a discount.
Ha Ha Ha

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#141541 - 01/20/06 09:09 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
home depot has jobs, you should get one.

if your parents are still supporting you in your mid-20's and you're not in school for some advanced degree or something, you're essentially a loser.
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#141542 - 01/20/06 09:11 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Tell that to Have2cit,
all though he seems more like he's in his late 40's to me.

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#141543 - 01/21/06 08:15 AM Re: Fake sammura sucks
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Tell that to Have2cit,
all though he seems more like he's in his late 40's to me.




such a zinger ryan, how O' how did your tweaked out brain come up with that one? Glad to see someone still watches SNL.

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#141544 - 01/21/06 09:44 AM Re: Fake sammura sucks
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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At least Home Depot has wood.

just kidding, ryan


Why type who's kidding? You know your not.

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#141545 - 01/21/06 11:23 AM Re: Fake sammura sucks
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
drpornz/lurid2.0/killttboy = renfield

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#141546 - 01/22/06 02:18 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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drpornz/lurid2.0/killttboy = renfield




Busted and disgusted.

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#141547 - 01/23/06 12:13 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Biff, whos that in your avatar?
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#141548 - 01/23/06 02:04 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Biff, whos that in your avatar?


The fuckin guy answered this question about 6 times.
He got it from thatsfuckedup.com or something like that.
Damn Monkey ass, all you do is post and dont read anything. Its all about you, isn't it?
I thought you were fucking leaving anyway, what the fuck you still doing around here cumbreath?

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#141549 - 01/23/06 02:08 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Garfield- would you please step in and go over with Renfield the difference between an avatar and a signature, and maybe shed some light on who is in Biff's avatar?

I think it would be nice to bring some of the newer users up to speed.

Thank you

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#141550 - 01/23/06 05:51 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
I'm really disappointed in the fake Sammura. Someone had a whole year to plan shit and this was the best they could do?
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#141551 - 01/24/06 07:50 PM Re: Fake sammura sucks
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Biff, whos that in your avatar?




That's Garfield's supposed girlfriend. How could you forget?
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#141552 - 01/25/06 08:06 AM Re: Fake sammura sucks
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Biff, whos that in your avatar?




That's Garfield's supposed girlfriend. How could you forget?





I know, it just makes me smile to see you write it.
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