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#140868 - 01/17/06 12:13 PM "Someone has been fucking in my shower chair...."
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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I came home to my Hartford Apartment early this AM and found my shower seat to be busted beyond repair. While I was away last week I had a friend of mine stay at my place to feed my fish and watch the place because a lot of college kids live in and around me, which is normally a good thing and lends itself to fun, but when i am away for extended periods, well...shit happens. Anyway my buddy who house-sat for me is a normal dude, 5'9" and about 165 lbs, so he alone is not big enough to break the chair. He doesn't date fat chicks so its not like he brought home a Heffer who he allowed to take a shower before banging the shit out of her, so it couldn't have been a fat chick who broke the chair. Nope, I figure he fucked another chick on my shower chair...it's the only logical explanation. I haven't confronted him yet, and he's really not a bad guy...I dont know how to approach this....afterall he was doing me a favor....but it sucks doing a Goldilocks and the three bears in your head, "Someone has been fucking in my state of the art shower chair with the 16 setting handheld nozzle, and it is all BROKEN!!?!?!" wtf???

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#140869 - 01/17/06 12:58 PM Re: "Someone has been fucking in my shower chair...."
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
apparently Layla Rivera gets off on wheelchairs, at least she did at AVN.

You could do a lot worse, my friend. And, you can use her as a urinal too!





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#140870 - 01/17/06 01:15 PM Re: "Someone has been fucking in my shower chair...."
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wacky.


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#140871 - 01/17/06 02:08 PM Re: "Someone has been fucking in my shower chair...."
Da Burglar Offline
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wacky.





okay, apologies to Arab, but the story behind THIS picture has to be told! Tony, spill it...who is that chick?? did Max film her, or was he responsible for putting her in the chair or what??? Was this from last weekend??? How the fuck did I miss her???
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#140872 - 01/17/06 02:12 PM Re: "Someone has been fucking in my shower chair...."
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Registered: 02/23/05
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They are all Layla Rivera (she's in a blonde wig in some).

It's quite odd actually, because although Layla radiates sex, the pics are totally not sexy or erotic at all (which is not to say that the mobility-impaired cannot be sexually attractive to the general public).

There are others if that's what tickles your fancy. It also looks as though the pics were taken over a number of days.




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#140873 - 01/17/06 06:18 PM Re: "Someone has been fucking in my shower chair...."
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Quote:

They are all Layla Rivera (she's in a blonde wig in some).

It's quite odd actually, because although Layla radiates sex, the pics are totally not sexy or erotic at all (which is not to say that the mobility-impaired cannot be sexually attractive to the general public).

There are others if that's what tickles your fancy. It also looks as though the pics were taken over a number of days.








Grizz, wtf? Did she have an accident? I dont have a"fancy" to be tickled...I have a dick! Seriously, why is she in a chair???
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#140874 - 01/18/06 09:02 AM Re: "Someone has been fucking in my shower chair..
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Quote:

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wacky.





okay, apologies to Arab, but the story behind THIS picture has to be told! Tony, spill it...who is that chick?? did Max film her, or was he responsible for putting her in the chair or what??? Was this from last weekend??? How the fuck did I miss her???




Sandy took that picture and it was taken on night two of AEE.When I saw her in the chair I asked Max what happened and he replied with "once a whores feet go,their done".I guess he felt the whore still had some value and didnt want to put her down.
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#140875 - 01/18/06 09:47 AM Re: "Someone has been fucking in my shower chair..
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Registered: 02/23/05
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She seems to be ok in this picture:



It would appear that there are two possibilities:
1. She's just lazy, and given the size of the Venetian, she'd rather not walk in those silly shoes; or
2. She was actually a paraplegic before the life-giving medicine that is Max's urine cured her. That's why she needs to drink so much of it - in case it didn't 'take'.


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#140876 - 01/18/06 12:12 PM Re: "Someone has been fucking in my shower chair..
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Sandy took that picture and it was taken on night two of AEE.When I saw her in the chair I asked Max what happened and he replied with "once a whores feet go,their done". I guess he felt the whore still had some value and didnt want to put her down.




$23 says he wheels her in front of him and places her between the shotgun wielding point man the next time the Feds come busting through the door...nothing slows the Feds quicker than a potential "FBI Agent Shoots invalid full of holes during raid seizing Porn" - type headline on the L.A. Times...I may have a place in my heart for Max afterall, like in one of my partially occluded arteries, but a place nonetheless. He actually looks compassionate in this picture....
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#140877 - 01/18/06 05:32 PM Re: "Someone has been fucking in my shower chair..
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Burg, no blood no foul. I would check your yard for grave sites however.
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