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#140728 - 01/17/06 12:16 AM make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	I thought it timely now the dramas, victories and tears of the AVN awards are over to once again fire up the long running campaign to MAKE SMARTT A MODERATOR! Please join with me fellow XPT members and show your support for the guy we've all grown to love. As a long time contributor to this board Smartt has brought humour, a unique point of view and an irresistible spiciness to discussions that have enriched our lives. Smartt has always been the people's choice for moderator now lets unite as one and with one voice advise the powers that be that we want Smartt to moderate us! As to which forum Smartt should be appointed to i've noticed that most of them already have two moderators - however I've noticed three that have vacancies - how about one of these? Two of these? Or even all three! Website Talk: Amongst other things Smartt has posted many pictures from interesting websites that have really opened our eyes to the possibilities in porn. I'm sure they must have had a major influence on Jeff and Tony in their creations for JM Productions as well as the sex lives of all the rest of us! The Monkey Cage: Lets add some excitement to The Monkey Cage! Who better to spark up debate than Smartt! What interesting views could be contribute? I'm sure inducting Smartt as a moderator in The Monkey Cage would be welcomed by all! DVD/Video Reviews: Brazil perhaps rivals USA as the biggest producer of porn in the world! So lets make this a truly international site and see the wonders this country has to offer! Up until now all we've had are teasers from Smartt , now lets immerse ourselves in Brazilian porn! Everybody please repeat after me "WE WANT SMARTT AS OUR MODERATOR!" With a loud enough voice we will not be ignored! "SMARTT - today XPT moderator, tomorrow the world!"
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#140729 - 01/17/06 01:39 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Knock it off. We know it you, Smartt. _________________________
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#140730 - 01/17/06 02:14 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: Knock it off. We know it you, Smartt. No itÂ´s not. Check the IPs. I do have fans. And you... well... Chico Travieso --><-- Female Talent _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140731 - 01/17/06 05:25 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Quote: Knock it off. We know it you, Smartt. No itÂ´s not. Check the IPs. I do have fans. And you... well... Chico Travieso --><-- Female Talent damn...touchy. Dont get your panties in a bunch. Smartt---> <---Tranny _________________________
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#140732 - 01/17/06 05:42 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	I think you'll have better luck trying to get Tony and Jeff to let Brandon Irons be a mod.
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#140733 - 01/17/06 08:21 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: damn...touchy. It was YOU who opened a precent by refusing to fight the MonkeyÂ´s accusations. Silence is a kind of confession. Female talent -> <- Chico _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140734 - 01/17/06 03:21 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	Chico---> <----Gen
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#140735 - 01/17/06 07:54 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Quote: damn...touchy. It was YOU who opened a precent by refusing to fight the MonkeyÂ´s accusations. Silence is a kind of confession. Female talent -> <- Chico Fight monkeys accusation? WTF do you think Ive been doing? Dont you have some street children to molest and hack to pieces? Tranny--> <--Smartt _________________________
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#140736 - 01/17/06 07:57 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Chico---> <----Gen Easy on the cabbage Gen. _________________________
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#140737 - 01/17/06 10:46 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: Fight monkeys accusation? WTF do you think Ive been doing? If you were fighting the good fight the correct way, Monkey would be banned by now, and lying dead on some gutter with blood pouring out of his ass. YouÂ´re taking it too easy. Quote: Dont you have some street children to molest and hack to pieces? Tranny--> <--Smartt Oh gosh, here come the only XXXPT Smartt joke... again... for the 500th time... in the last hour. Yawn. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140738 - 01/19/06 08:31 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	This is spam and you are STRONGLY advised not to reply to this or any other posting by "drpornz". Please continue to observe this ostracism until notice of his banning or a marked increase in willingness to participate in threads instead of starting ones appropriate for PMs. Feeding him or giving him the attention he craves will cause him to feel comfortable and rip open your trashbags at night-let him learn that he's very boring by himself. Thank you, Grip Johnson. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#140739 - 01/19/06 08:35 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Who died and made you mod? Fuck you, Jamesn. You have no power in my realm. Quote: This is spam and you are STRONGLY advised not to reply to this or any other posting by "drpornz". Please continue to observe this ostracism until notice of his banning or a marked increase in willingness to participate in threads instead of starting ones appropriate for PMs. Feeding him or giving him the attention he craves will cause him to feel comfortable and rip open your trashbags at night-let him learn that he's very boring by himself. Thank you, Grip Johnson. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140740 - 01/19/06 08:42 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Who died and made you mod? Fuck you, Jamesn. You have no power in my realm. What realm? Do you mean the realm of hot sweaty jungle, AIDS, trannies, and underaged love?
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#140741 - 01/19/06 04:53 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: Quote: Who died and made you mod? Fuck you, Jamesn. You have no power in my realm. What realm? Do you mean the realm of hot sweaty jungle, AIDS, trannies, and underaged love? Hey Have2cit, a realm is a realm. _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#140742 - 01/19/06 06:02 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Even Ben's got more of a chance at modship than Smartt. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#140743 - 01/19/06 06:07 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	ben = smartt
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#140744 - 01/19/06 06:11 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Phlogiston Human Garbage Registered: 09/13/05 Posts: 1594 Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.	Make Have2cit a mod! (At least give him moderator powers over Ryan Knox.)
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#140745 - 01/19/06 06:12 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: ben = smartt I called it on another thread. Smartt has another alias as well. Dont remember the name. _________________________
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#140746 - 01/19/06 07:42 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Quote: Quote: ben = smartt I called it on another thread. Smartt has another alias as well. Dont remember the name. I'm flattered! Alas I am just a fan of the great man
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#140747 - 01/20/06 01:54 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Monkey=Ben He's very smart at acting so stupid. Think about it. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#140748 - 01/20/06 02:01 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: Quote: ben = smartt I called it on another thread. Smartt has another alias as well. Dont remember the name. "Second Smartt". D'oh. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140749 - 01/20/06 02:02 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: Monkey=Ben He's very smart at acting so stupid. Think about it. First clever thing you said and did in your entire short life, eh, biatch? _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140750 - 01/20/06 02:16 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Go swallow a knife. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#140751 - 01/20/06 02:25 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: Go swallow a knife. Go drink Drano. Attachments 134999-naomi.jpg (11 downloads) _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140752 - 01/20/06 04:01 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Quote: Quote: ben = smartt I called it on another thread. Smartt has another alias as well. Dont remember the name. "Second Smartt". D'oh. That wasnt it. You PM'd me awhile ago when you were in the penalty box under a different name, duh!! _________________________
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#140753 - 01/20/06 06:30 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: First clever thing you said and did in your entire short life, eh, biatch? the only clever thing I ever heard you say was when you threatened to kill yourself. Don't tease round boy just do it.
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#140754 - 01/20/06 07:17 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: ben = smartt I called it on another thread. Smartt has another alias as well. Dont remember the name. "Second Smartt". D'oh. That wasnt it. You PM'd me awhile ago when you were in the penalty box under a different name, duh!! Oh yeah, thatÂ´s right, I use another name as well. I do remember it well. Good thing you donÂ´t. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140755 - 01/20/06 07:53 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Oh yeah, thatÂ´s right, I use another name as well. I do remember it well. Good thing you donÂ´t. that's a banning offense.
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#140756 - 01/20/06 09:30 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: that's a banning offense. So what? I wonÂ´t be banned no matter what I do. IÂ´m a fucking GOD here, motherfuckers. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140757 - 01/20/06 10:56 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: So what? I wonÂ´t be banned no matter what I do. IÂ´m a fucking GOD here, motherfuckers. Everyone knows you won't be banned because Ryan could never really take your place as board bitch, maybe he could ride shotgun with you though.
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#140758 - 01/20/06 09:50 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Oh yeah, thatÂ´s right, I use another name as well. I do remember it well. Good thing you donÂ´t. William Calhoun _________________________
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#140759 - 01/20/06 10:47 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: Everyone knows you won't be banned because Ryan could never really take your place as board bitch, maybe he could ride shotgun with you though. Let me guess: you use the gun from your avatar to kill all the jokes you try to throw on me, right? _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140760 - 01/20/06 10:50 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: Quote: Oh yeah, thatÂ´s right, I use another name as well. I do remember it well. Good thing you donÂ´t. William Calhoun William Calwho? _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140761 - 01/21/06 08:07 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Let me guess: you use the gun from your avatar to kill all the jokes you try to throw on me, right? No just you filthy brazilian jungle savages.
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#140762 - 01/21/06 08:10 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	I bet that in real life youÂ´re the wussiest wuss of all, 2clity. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140763 - 01/21/06 08:29 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: I bet that in real life youÂ´re the wussiest wuss of all, 2clity. come on up and find out for yourself, bitch. I have a 1000 places I could dump your corpse where even the coyotes won't find it.
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#140764 - 01/21/06 08:49 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	I thought multiple ids was a banning offense? so much for that rule.
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#140765 - 01/21/06 09:22 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: I thought multiple ids was a banning offense? so much for that rule. I make the rules here, bitch. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140766 - 01/21/06 09:32 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: I make the rules here, bitch. No, your thinking of the torture chamber you have in the basement.
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#140767 - 01/21/06 12:55 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
kyoto Gay For Pay Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 951 Loc: IL	it's pretty funny how smartt's dream is to be a mod at this place. it'll never happen. hypnocock or jamesn should be made the new mod.
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#140768 - 01/21/06 11:53 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: it's pretty funny how smartt's dream is to be a mod at this place. it'll never happen. itÂ´s not my dream. I just want to be a mod to annoy the fuck out of you. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140769 - 01/22/06 10:31 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Quote: I just want to be a mod to annoy the fuck out of you. You don't need to be a mod to pull that off, rabeta.
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#140770 - 01/22/06 10:40 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Shut up, John Fluffer. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140771 - 01/22/06 10:42 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480
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#140772 - 01/22/06 10:56 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	I thought Sunday was your peoples day of rest, smartt? You go out into the jungle and slaughter a goat, read it's entrails, go home and take the rest of the day off, right? You shouldn't even be using a computer today?
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#140773 - 01/22/06 02:06 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9181	Quote: I thought Sunday was your peoples day of rest, smartt? You go out into the jungle and slaughter a goat, read it's entrails, go home and take the rest of the day off, right? You shouldn't even be using a computer today? Quality. You need to change you "Loc:" to "owning ryan and smartt."
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#140774 - 01/22/06 02:09 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: I thought Sunday was your peoples day of rest, smartt? You go out into the jungle and slaughter a goat, read it's entrails, go home and take the rest of the day off, right? You shouldn't even be using a computer today? Variations of the same joke wonÂ´t make it funnier, dude. Try watching CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST to get new ideas. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140775 - 01/22/06 02:46 PM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Variations of the same joke wonÂ´t make it funnier, dude. Try watching CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST to get new ideas. why fuck with the classics? And no I DON'T want to buy any pirated DVDR's.
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#140776 - 01/23/06 03:11 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
Smartt Porn Jesus Registered: 04/30/03 Posts: 5869 Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...	Quote: why fuck with the classics? And no I DON'T want to buy any pirated DVDR's. Of course not. You donÂ´t even own a DVD player. In fact, IÂ´m not even sure if thereÂ´s electricity in the trailer park where you live with your wife slash sister. _________________________ A new job's not that hard to find, but a new immune system would be a real bitch to get.
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#140777 - 01/23/06 05:50 AM Re: make SMARTT a Moderator!!!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Quote: why fuck with the classics? And no I DON'T want to buy any pirated DVDR's. Of course not. You donÂ´t even own a DVD player. In fact, IÂ´m not even sure if thereÂ´s electricity in the trailer park where you live with your wife slash sister. this is america not your 3rd world shit hole everyone has electricity and unlike your AIDS hole you call a country most have teeth as well.
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