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#140398 - 01/15/06 10:57 AM porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Who are the porn girls you think are in the wrong business because their looks ruin an otherwise good dvd.

Hoes That break the stroke cycle in my book:

To name just a few.

kelly fucking wells - More like Kelly fucking pale

Mia Banng - Mia Danng gurl you ugly

Nikki hillton - looking more and more like rikki Rocket

EVERY BLACK GIRL KNOWN TO MAN






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#140399 - 01/15/06 12:31 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Guapo makes a great point, one that consistently rears its "ugly" head, particularly around convention time. The truism that most chicks appearing on film look significantly different (worse?) up close in real life has been well established, and when questions arise regarding their aesthetic integrity like THE MAN GUAPO raises here regarding these particular female specimens, well, that may not bode well for the chick's "long" short term porn career.

HOWEVER...let's be fair, and analytical. I recently posted in the cage about a type of "validation" taking place in the minds of porn chicks when they appear on film, that their sex appeal is verified by the actual scenes they perform, and more importantly by the fact that guys all over the world are pulling their puds watching the chick do what she does on screen. You hear that all the time, that most chicks in porn express some kind of pleasure in knowing that complete strangers (many of whom look like physical freak shows such as AC Cream, Sal McVey or even myself) are forsaking all other activity for a few minutes at a time animating their one eyed meat puppet and ejaculating all over the keyboard. It instills in the girl a type of synthetic self esteem that she is able to indirectly provide men with orgasmic bliss, and it lasts until the next time she is ignored or told by someone (probably a male she is romantically interested) in real life that her appearance is flawed for some reason...It is cruel, it is harsh, but it is reality. PORN IS FULL OF FLAWED beauties, the difference is that some flaws are more dramatic or noticeable than others...

Guapo mentions Kelly Wells....I had a chance to meet Kelly Wells briefly at AEE...she did not jump in my lap, we just shook hands and she had absolutely no fucking idea who I was. In person, she looked about the same as I remember seeing her on screen or in pictures, with no trace of any Al Pacino-esque facial hair whatsoever. In fact, Kelly was reasonably attractive in my opinion, her apparent imperfections not detracting from what I would call her "inherent sex appeal" that is present in most females that are not OBESE or hideously scarred/flawed because of disease/trauma/thalidomide. "INHERENT FEMALE SEX APPEAL" is defined by Da Burglar as that principle which states: "NO FEMALE IS COMPLETELY UGLY WITH YOUR DICK IN HER MOUTH, OR DURING THAT FINAL 60 SECONDS OF SEXUAL PLEASURE LEADING UP TO YOUR BLASTING A WAD IN / ON HER...more or less..."

All chicks will readily point out what they themselves think are their flaws, but they actually dont like to hear others affirm what they say about themselves...a chick wants you to disagree with her when she says she is "fat" or "looks like shit"...I dont know what Kelly would say is her own flaws, perhaps her wide "bug eyes" or her complexion, but the girl is not yet even 21 so skin issues are still in a period of resolution.

All my favorite chicks have something that might be called a "flaw" but in my opinion actually enhance their sex appeal and make them "REAL". Gia Jordan once referred to herself as "Stick with Booty" making reference to her seeming ly disporportionate ass (which I think is perfect); Christie Lee might think she is too short (which is not the case, Christie's appeal is in large part due to her height), as would Gen Padova; Luke made the oft mentioned comment that Hailey Young seems too skinny, but again I disagree, Hailey wouldn't be Hailey if not for her thinness. And so on and so on...

Besides, watching Kelly Wells gulp down large vessels filled with male reproductive fluids, such as her scenes in AGSOI or NCDA #6, forces you to NOT notice any apparent physical flaws...Yes, Porn is a great equalizer, average girls can become sex goddesses, and male physical freaks can fuck them vicariously through the fantasy facilitated by porn scenes.

Hey Guapo, what do you think of my saying to Judge Judy that I secretly have fantasized about her wearing a face full of my semen when we appear during taping on her show? You fucking know I will do it...dude, I want to "validate" her sexuality, to show that underneath her facial scowls and judicial robe she is a fucking cum craving slut just like any woman in the latter part of her life...Yes, Da Burglar intends to seduce Judge Judy, and I believe I have a great chance to succeed. Keep me posted on the Date Guapo, I am stoked...
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#140400 - 01/15/06 01:07 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Oh, how I wish I could respond to this one ... but politics forbid me.
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#140401 - 01/15/06 02:28 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Oh, how I wish I could respond to this one ... but politics forbid me.






Dude/Dudette, respond....seriously, this is XPT, i see that you are new. Say what you want....what politics?
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#140402 - 01/15/06 05:07 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Boy, talk about different strokes for different folks. I find Kelly Wells to be pretty as hell. Her eyes have that evil twinkle that screams,"I'm crazy as hell, and I will hurt you if you don't fuck me right." I know she does not follow any of these boards and does not watch her scenes or much porn in general. She just likes to show up and fuck hard. Do you dislike Charlotte Stokely for her pale skin too? Both of these girls have pretty faces and are horny and sexy onscreen.
The girls I feel should not be in the business are the fake-tittie stripper chick pole-dancers who are only in it to get a few boxcovers and raise their feature dancing rates. Some of these girls show up on set and spend way too much time and energy bragging about themselves and their looks. Then when the scene starts, they are lame fucks and they're protecting their makeup and looking around for a mirror during the damn scene.
Tiffany Taylor comes to mind, but there are many others who are better examples...
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#140403 - 01/15/06 05:19 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Boy, talk about different strokes for different folks. I find Kelly Wells to be pretty as hell. Her eyes have that evil twinkle that screams,"I'm crazy as hell, and I will hurt you if you don't fuck me right." I know she does not follow any of these boards and does not watch her scenes or much porn in general. She just likes to show up and fuck hard. Do you dislike Charlotte Stokely for her pale skin too? Both of these girls have pretty faces and are horny and sexy onscreen.
The girls I feel should not be in the business are the fake-tittie stripper chick pole-dancers who are only in it to get a few boxcovers and raise their feature dancing rates. Some of these girls show up on set and spend way too much time and energy bragging about themselves and their looks. Then when the scene starts, they are lame fucks and they're protecting their makeup and looking around for a mirror during the damn scene.
Tiffany Taylor comes to mind, but there are many others who are better examples...





NIGGA PLEASE!

Yes i did once find charlotte stokley fine. Fine untill i saw the ho put on someone elses solied underware on in New Trix #3 BTS. I cant jack my shit to a ho so filthy that she puts on another womans shit/ period infested draws on. I like filthy hoes as much as the next man but that bitch took filthy to a whole notha leval with that shit.

It has nothing to do with the fact that Kelly Fucking Wells is pale. Its the fact shes ugly as a mofo. Shes straight looking like mufucking Carlos Brigante in Carlitos way! In this life though shes in Guapos way, Guapos way of keeping a dvd strokeworthy from start to finish.

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#140404 - 01/15/06 05:32 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Kelly Wells was hands down the best performer of 2005...nobody could touch her intensity...looks are way overated...and she is in no way bad looking at all, not by any means...watch her in "2 hot to handle 2"...her scene with Mia Bangg is off the hook...and whats wrong with being pale???...I dont wanna see super models doing porn...I wanna see the slut who's working at the Wal-Mart check out doing porn...because I have a realistic chance at getting her...not some souped up,made up,pimped out fuck hole...thats fake as fuck...I want real looking girls doing insane shit...any girl that does the things that Kelly Wells does on film, is a superstar in my book, and when it comes down to it...my book is all that matters.
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#140405 - 01/15/06 06:07 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Kelly Wells was hands down the best performer of 2005...nobody could touch her intensity...looks are way overated...and she is in no way bad looking at all, not by any means...watch her in "2 hot to handle 2"...her scene with Mia Bangg is off the hook...and whats wrong with being pale???...I dont wanna see super models doing porn...I wanna see the slut who's working at the Wal-Mart check out doing porn...because I have a realistic chance at getting her...not some souped up,made up,pimped out fuck hole...thats fake as fuck...I want real looking girls doing insane shit...any girl that does the things that Kelly Wells does on film, is a superstar in my book, and when it comes down to it...my book is all that matters.





You have done entirely too much fucking coke.

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#140406 - 01/15/06 06:26 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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This thread is another example of the genius that is Guapo. Who was it, Monstar, who said Guapo was XPT poster of the year for 2005? I have it pretty even between Guapo and CAOH/Simp.

All the views in this thread are valid, except the person who doesnt want to get "political" discussing porn chick's appearance (wtf?)

Terijo actually makes a great point, I totally agree that it is seeing a realistic, down to earth fairly hot chick with a few 'flaws' engaged in the most fucked up debauched acts that make for the best porn. I think Kelly has stroke appeal (sorry Guapo, gotta disagree with you about her, despite your unquestioned wisdom) but I was convinced before that Kelly was on Meth, unitl Gia J got her to post here and deny it...and I went up to her at AEE and saw how calm and cool she was.

But goddamn Guapo is fucking hillarious with this shit about putting on the soiled underwear killing his boner.
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#140407 - 01/15/06 06:53 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Hey Guapo, what do you think of my saying to Judge Judy that I secretly have fantasized about her wearing a face full of my semen when we appear during taping on her show? You fucking know I will do it...dude, I want to "validate" her sexuality, to show that underneath her facial scowls and judicial robe she is a fucking cum craving slut just like any woman in the latter part of her life...Yes, Da Burglar intends to seduce Judge Judy, and I believe I have a great chance to succeed. Keep me posted on the Date Guapo, I am stoked...





man DB i gots to give it to you one one sick and twisted mofo! A nigga gots to give you props!!!!!!!!!!

That being said DB we gots to roll up in that piece with our mudafubblin A game. I am being sued for hundreds upon hundreds of mufucking cash monies. Hold off on the fantasies till you see i am winning my mufucking case. If the ho wants to try and make a nigga look foolish like i see she like to do i will audible the play by looking at you any say " can you believe dis bitch." At this point i want you to do what you do best! I trust in your judgement to get grimy. If burt attempts any foolishness i will straight knock that uncle tom in his teeth. Febuary should be the date, ill keep you informed.

HOLLA

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#140408 - 01/15/06 08:07 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Kelly Wells may not be hot shit but she's definitely in the right buiness. I wish they'd stop pointing the camera at Cherry Poppins though.

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#140409 - 01/15/06 08:53 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Posts: 900
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EVERY BLACK GIRL KNOWN TO MAN






Is this a true statement or just comedy relief?
Every Black girl...It's time for roll call.

Heather Hunter
Lana Sands
Mya Lovely

Nothing...?

Counrtny Devine
Carmen Hayes
Kitten
Vanessa Blue

anything..?

Ebony Sinclair
Lacey
Diana Devoe
Angel Eyes

For the love of God......Obsession?...She's like the Black Jenna J.



When I was younger I would sneak and watch my Dad's porn and the only black female I would see was Ebony Eyes.

The first all black Porno I viewed was a film called Hot Chocolate It was the Black Behind the Green Door. I think my Dad still has it on VHS along with some Traci Lord titles that are out of print like Black Throat. That plastic talking rat was ill. The Dark Bros used to be the shit....

Cats used to claim Vanessa Del Rio back in the day. Biggie, Ice Cube, Wu-Tang and even the Pharcyde always put her in a verse or two. Lil Kim had her chilling in the video for Get Money. But just like Dee, she's Puerto Rican.

I guess there has never been a HUGE black female star that transcends the Adult world of Video..

Obsession seems to be the only one that B/W's have seen. Although I'm sure that some people reading this thread will be like Obsession who? They know her from that awful Snoopdog video...

btw whey don't rappers stop making Porn videos?! When dudes like 50 Cent, Lil Jon and Snoop get into the bizz and out sell shit by Anablic, JM, WCP or Evil Angel... It makes it look like anybody with a camera and some chicks can make a movie. We already have enough companies that do that.

Although most of my porn is interracial. White chicks with black dudes(art imitating life)I still have some WCP titles in my collection..

anyway, please let us know the date of the TV show..That shit is going to be classic... I've got the Tivo cued...

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#140410 - 01/15/06 09:53 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
Da Burglar Offline
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Quote:

Quote:


Hey Guapo, what do you think of my saying to Judge Judy that I secretly have fantasized about her wearing a face full of my semen when we appear during taping on her show? You fucking know I will do it...dude, I want to "validate" her sexuality, to show that underneath her facial scowls and judicial robe she is a fucking cum craving slut just like any woman in the latter part of her life...Yes, Da Burglar intends to seduce Judge Judy, and I believe I have a great chance to succeed. Keep me posted on the Date Guapo, I am stoked...





man DB i gots to give it to you one one sick and twisted mofo! A nigga gots to give you props!!!!!!!!!!

That being said DB we gots to roll up in that piece with our mudafubblin A game. I am being sued for hundreds upon hundreds of mufucking cash monies. Hold off on the fantasies till you see i am winning my mufucking case. If the ho wants to try and make a nigga look foolish like i see she like to do i will audible the play by looking at you any say " can you believe dis bitch." At this point i want you to do what you do best! I trust in your judgement to get grimy. If burt attempts any foolishness i will straight knock that uncle tom in his teeth. Febuary should be the date, ill keep you informed. HOLLA




Yessss, now I know what the Highlight of My February is going to be....we'll need to get Smelly Monkey involved in this some how too, with some kind of pointless, obscene document (like a deposition we give Judge Judy to read that has nothing to do with the case but makes her shocked with its obscenity from one Smelly A. Monkey) I havent been on TV in a long time....
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#140411 - 01/15/06 11:28 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Hey Guapo,


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#140412 - 01/15/06 11:31 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Dog I usually feel you


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#140413 - 01/15/06 11:33 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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I think you are funny,


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#140414 - 01/15/06 11:36 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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and have your finger on the pulse of whats hot...


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#140415 - 01/15/06 11:40 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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but its time to fix whatever low hanging obstruction...


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#140416 - 01/15/06 11:44 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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you BANGED YOUR HEAD OFF OF...


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#140417 - 01/15/06 11:47 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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directly prior to starting this thread.
Get well soon,Bishop


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#140418 - 01/16/06 06:13 AM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
Da Burglar Offline
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Quote:

Kelly Wells may not be hot shit but she's definitely in the right buiness. I wish they'd stop pointing the camera at Cherry Poppins though.





This thread rocks...first off, it's awesome having intelligent, fairly hot 'civilian' chicks like tierney and casandra around to express such candid opinion(s)...;

Second, Bishop shows his full repertoire as a poster/porn guru by respectfully disagreeing with Guapo, and being 100% correct at the same time...I now have appreciation x 10 for Kelly Wells, her smile is actually quite radiant, she needs to be told to smile more, I think I was put off a little by her 'worried' look that seemed to permeate her images;

Third, Guapo himself, whether you agree with him or not, just makes you laugh and think at the same time, not an easy thing to do...;

Finally, this thread, in my opinion, actually makes you appreciate even more the chicks in porn and what they do/put up with to bring the world temporary ejaculatory escape. Of course, they are getting the (short term) significant benefit of a a decent chunk of change for their troubles, but still...I feel good again about XPT, Porn and my own little ditch in the quagmire....
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#140419 - 01/16/06 10:13 AM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Kelly Wells
Keri Sable...gotta be one of the ugliest women in porn
Rebecca Wild
Ms. Tranny Sydney Steele
Tera Patrick
Hailey Young..or is that Scott?
Nautica Thorn
them Oriental girls..Mia's and Lynn's
BellaDonna

These are just off the top of my head

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#140420 - 01/16/06 11:55 AM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
weeeee Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Kelly Wells may not be hot shit but she's definitely in the right buiness. I wish they'd stop pointing the camera at Cherry Poppins though.





This thread rocks...first off, it's awesome having intelligent, fairly hot 'civilian' chicks like tierney and casandra around to express such candid opinion(s)...;

Second, Bishop shows his full repertoire as a poster/porn guru by respectfully disagreeing with Guapo, and being 100% correct at the same time...I now have appreciation x 10 for Kelly Wells, her smile is actually quite radiant, she needs to be told to smile more, I think I was put off a little by her 'worried' look that seemed to permeate her images;

Third, Guapo himself, whether you agree with him or not, just makes you laugh and think at the same time, not an easy thing to do...;

Finally, this thread, in my opinion, actually makes you appreciate even more the chicks in porn and what they do/put up with to bring the world temporary ejaculatory escape. Of course, they are getting the (short term) significant benefit of a a decent chunk of change for their troubles, but still...I feel good again about XPT, Porn and my own little ditch in the quagmire....





If Kelly Wells smiled more she'd lose half of what makes her so masochistic. When she gets fucked she gets fucked over.

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#140421 - 01/16/06 12:23 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Well as long as we're on the topic of girls who are in the wrong business, what's up with Brooke? You know, the tall gorgeous one with perfect breasts and the unfortunate lower-left belly mosquito(?) tattoo. If she showed even an ounce of "heat" in any of her scenes she'd be a hall of famer, yet she doesn't and its a shame. Perhaps this travesty has already been discussed?

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#140422 - 01/16/06 07:59 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Look up the word DEAD FUCK in the porn dictionary and there is a pic of Brooke. Why do directors continue to hire her? Do they think, maybe this time she will show signs of life?

Guapo, you have been hitting Ron Kittle roofshots lately, keep it up.
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#140423 - 01/16/06 08:04 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
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Look up the word DEAD FUCK in the porn dictionary and there is a pic of Brooke. Why do directors continue to hire her? Do they think, maybe this time she will show signs of life?

Guapo, you have been hitting Ron Kittle roofshots lately, keep it up.




motherfucker said "Ron Kittle"...ahahhahahahaahh
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#140424 - 01/16/06 09:37 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
watmon Offline
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belladonna?

r u kiddin ? that chick has got wifey looks.

but fucking a transexual is gross tho

still, i like homegirl

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#140425 - 01/17/06 03:17 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
K.R Offline
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Registered: 08/18/05
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You've got to be kidding about Kelly "Fuckin" Wells... I did a gangbang scene with her and she was off the hook! She took it in every hole. We all beat that sh*t up nice and good. We were f*cking her so hard that she had to take breaks! But the best thing about it was that she was very nice and just loved her job.

The second point I'd like to make is that Kelly does just about everything! Look at her matrix at LA Direct's website. She pretty much as a checkmark/X in every category imaginable! So that just proves that she's down.

I talked to her again at AEE and she told me that she went to Japan and was paid a grip to fuck all kinds of Japanese guys (she also told me it was quite an experience [I think she was being facetious]). So I think that Kelly is the model for porn girls! Watch and learn ladies!

Oh Guapo, quick question.....what's wrong with black women?

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#140426 - 01/17/06 03:57 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Registered: 02/23/05
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On Kelly Wells,
Max told his site that he shot a new scene with her in Las Vegas during the expo, here's what his B-camera/Editor had to say:
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As nearly always, I was B-cam on this shoot. Anytime you see that shot from the ground or generally tight, its me. Often, I am in the line of fire, but I have to be, to deliver the imagery to you-all.

Now, I don't know what pussies were getting nominated for best cameraman, videography or whatever at the AVN Awards; but I challenge them to manage the shots I get, under such conditions. I see that this year's winner of Best Videography would have a hard time getting down on the floor, let alone back up.

With that off my chest, let me tell you that this scene:
FUCKING MASSIVELY BRUTAL!! Once again, this girl delivers a scene that is nearly undescribable. Through the last part of the shoot, as a result of the incessant action, Max had created a nearly hardened mask of puke, spit and piss on Kelly's face. Truely tribal.

Quaters were tight and close, but we got the job done. Special thanks to the crew for helping with the set.

Gordie







aaaah romance!
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#140427 - 01/17/06 04:48 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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You've got to be kidding about Kelly "Fuckin" Wells... I did a gangbang scene with her and she was off the hook!



I didn't know Kelly had done a gang bang - I thought that was her last porn virginity. Who was it shot for?
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#140428 - 01/18/06 05:46 AM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
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Well as long as we're on the topic of girls who are in the wrong business, what's up with Brooke? You know, the tall gorgeous one with perfect breasts and the unfortunate lower-left belly mosquito(?) tattoo. If she showed even an ounce of "heat" in any of her scenes she'd be a hall of famer, yet she doesn't and its a shame. Perhaps this travesty has already been discussed?





I don't know how Brooke got an AVN nomination one year - I think sometimes nominations are like encouragements to try and keep girls in porn maybe? I hope she can do a lot more she is really hot

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#140429 - 01/18/06 06:02 AM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
what a surprise a smartt post then a ben post, how long have you been cultivating that ben ID smartt, almost 3 years? Your more pathetic than Brandon.

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#140430 - 01/18/06 12:07 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
TeriJoSnortsCoke Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
the Kelly Wells scene in Universal Max 3(Euro version of course) is off the hook...thats what sold me on her...she gets destroyed!!! Max and Cat work her over real good...

I have to see this new Max scene that was just brought up...sounds like a winner!!!
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#140431 - 01/18/06 06:37 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
K.R Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
Black Attack Gangbang! It's in post-production.

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#140432 - 01/18/06 07:01 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
K.R Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
You Guapo, tell me what you think of this girl. Her name is Romi Milan. Is she in the right business?

Source: http://www.foxxxmodeling.com/index2.htm


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Edited by Kris Roc (01/18/06 07:03 PM)

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#140433 - 01/18/06 08:19 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
I already started a thread back in the day about that busted up ho. bitch looks like too many late term abortians. who the fuck told her she was fine?

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#140434 - 01/21/06 09:18 AM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
Spooge Bob Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/21/06
Posts: 1
thats the nastiest set of tits ever
do they make paperbags for tits?

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#140435 - 01/21/06 02:48 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

You Guapo, tell me what you think of this girl. Her name is Romi Milan. Is she in the right business?

Source: http://www.foxxxmodeling.com/index2.htm





them titties is disaterous.

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#140436 - 01/21/06 07:36 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
cum junkie Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/17/05
Posts: 59
Loc: NYC
Wow, you make me feel good to be doing what I'm doing. I've been doing porn for five years now and I have always felt pressure to get some fake tits, a dark tan, and a suitcase pimp. I never did because I stay true to myself. I like to take care of myself, I love the fact that I have never had any plastic surgery. For the past two years I have given up tanning (it never really worked for me anyway, to much Irish and Swedish in me) and I feel great!
Let's hear it for the natural, horny, fun porno chicks
I love the girls with fake tits too, but more as friends. I'm kind of like Kelly, I don't really watch too much porn either. Only when I haven't worked in a week and I'm entirely too horny, then I go online and look for young Asian or German chicks. They Rock!
xoxo,
Erika
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Boy, talk about different strokes for different folks. I find Kelly Wells to be pretty as hell. Her eyes have that evil twinkle that screams,"I'm crazy as hell, and I will hurt you if you don't fuck me right." I know she does not follow any of these boards and does not watch her scenes or much porn in general. She just likes to show up and fuck hard. Do you dislike Charlotte Stokely for her pale skin too? Both of these girls have pretty faces and are horny and sexy onscreen.
The girls I feel should not be in the business are the fake-tittie stripper chick pole-dancers who are only in it to get a few boxcovers and raise their feature dancing rates. Some of these girls show up on set and spend way too much time and energy bragging about themselves and their looks. Then when the scene starts, they are lame fucks and they're protecting their makeup and looking around for a mirror during the damn scene.
Tiffany Taylor comes to mind, but there are many others who are better examples...




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#140437 - 01/21/06 08:13 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
sexycity Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
Quote:

Well as long as we're on the topic of girls who are in the wrong business, what's up with Brooke? You know, the tall gorgeous one with perfect breasts and the unfortunate lower-left belly mosquito(?) tattoo. If she showed even an ounce of "heat" in any of her scenes she'd be a hall of famer, yet she doesn't and its a shame. Perhaps this travesty has already been discussed?





What's her whole porn name? I think I've seen her on ThugsandJuggs.com.. she has awesome tits
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#140438 - 01/22/06 12:59 AM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
gen padova

She's so articulate, and brillant

It seeems like she should direct the movies, or write scripts or do the business stuff--

Plus she's a cutie

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#140439 - 01/22/06 01:40 AM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:


For the love of God......Obsession?...She's like the Black Jenna J.




Obsession is one hot mynx. I don't see her in videos that much anymore- did she quit?
I also think Caramel is hotness.
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#140440 - 01/22/06 01:07 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Thanks... wanna hire me as an exclusive director then? *wink* LOL *pats pris on the head* ahahahhaha

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#140441 - 01/22/06 01:45 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
Gen I think you'll need a stool to pat me on the head since your so short


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#140442 - 01/22/06 03:17 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
*drags my dining room chair behind me eagerly to pat you on the head* PAT-PATing the air with a evil grin!!!* *climbs chair like a determined infant, shits her diaper* PATS YER HEAD AND GIGGLES LIKE A RETARD*

there ya go!!!

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#140443 - 01/22/06 06:05 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
DepravedLunatic Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 49
Loc: WHerever the Fuck I Want
I can't help but to wonder why the hell Memphis Monroe went hardcore....

Fuck she was a hooters girl.. Hawaiian tropic girl.. I guess she got tired of waiting to make it in the mainstream entertainment world...

I think she would've been better off being patient... but whores will be whores. I am not one to whine nor cry about that.
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#140444 - 01/22/06 06:18 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
DrCyclops Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle
Quote:

*drags my dining room chair behind me eagerly to pat you on the head* PAT-PATing the air with a evil grin!!!* *climbs chair like a determined infant, shits her diaper* PATS YER HEAD AND GIGGLES LIKE A RETARD*

there ya go!!!



Gen...Gen..shoulda been a fuckin'...Library...En.

(I mean that in the nicest way)
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#140445 - 01/22/06 06:23 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
DepravedLunatic Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 49
Loc: WHerever the Fuck I Want
Quote:

Quote:


EVERY BLACK GIRL KNOWN TO MAN






Is this a true statement or just comedy relief?
Every Black girl...It's time for roll call.

Heather Hunter
Lana Sands
Mya Lovely

Nothing...?

Counrtny Devine
Carmen Hayes
Kitten
Vanessa Blue

anything..?

Ebony Sinclair
Lacey
Diana Devoe
Angel Eyes






Two of the most popular and delicious black whores that have not been mentioned would have to be:

Bambi Bliss
Sierra

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#140446 - 01/22/06 07:01 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:



Two of the most popular and delicious black whores that have not been mentioned would have to be:

Bambi Bliss
Sierra






Never really did like Sierra even though I saw her in a lot of videos. I kinda prefer Vanessa Blue...
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#140447 - 01/22/06 08:11 PM Re: porn girls who are in the wrong business
Domina Blue Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/22/06
Posts: 41
Loc: Inmyhouse, CA
Thanks Loopnode, I appreciate that.
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