Ass Whore Teddy Slut = Hillary Scott. She gives it all to the camera. I’m not going to go on another injustice tirade again, AVN can give their awards to whomever they wish, what can you expect? Sadly, they gave it to a nobody limey from overseas. Ironically, I decided to tear off the shrink wrap on this last Saturday night while all the phonies were prolly sucking each other's asses over dinner. Wait! Not everybody there were plastic psyhcophants and shallow Narcissistic creeps, so peace to the cool peeps... you know who you are.
Suddenly, it became self evident to me that the extremes Hillary gracefully experiences/endures are inspiring in almost a pychodramatical way. Sure, we’ve all read De Sade and Batailles, but their perverted antics real or literary become the flimsy fantasies of desperate madmen compared to on-camera triple x-cessive performances of rare porn whores like Hillary… Take it or leave it, bitches. Don’t think too much about porn like me, it can taint the primal elements of a purely visceral/visual high, then again, the cerebral pervert can help elevate it beyond rote biological activities digitalized for duckets from fuck flicks.... So? Hillary has a diary with dirty scrawly high school notebook type sketches which foreshadow each scenario, therefore making it the ultimate fan-boy collector’s item or a nifty donation for an exhibit at the gonzo Guggenheim. As always, see for yourself:
Anal Princess Diaries