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#139591 - 01/11/06 01:20 AM You Can't Handle The Truth
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	There are several of you who claim to want to know who the monkey is.Well I am here to tell you you don't want to know. It's like this,if you like him you don't want to know who he is because if it gets out then he can no longer be free to be the monkey you know and love.If you don't like the monkey then after using his true identity to destroy him you would need to find something to do with the 23hrs and 45minutes a day that would suddenly get freed up in your life and xxxpt boards would be slowed to a halt with smiley post.Either way we lose. I for one will take this info to the grave(I am just stupid enough to do so )so don't even bother to ask.Knowing has also caused disruptions in my sleep patterns so consider it a favor.When Luke found out that Darth Vader was his father did he go blabbing it all over town? Nope not even after he cut his arm off. Let's not let xxxpt spin off it's axis.If you know anyone digging around for info on the monkey drop me a pm and I'll visit them with my newly assembled posse of regulators and keep things the way they are around here.It's the best thing for everyone _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#139592 - 01/11/06 01:30 AM Re: You Can't Handle The Truth
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178
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#139593 - 01/11/06 01:34 AM Re: You Can't Handle The Truth
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	I betrayed my people and took a bullet for that motherfucker in Iraq when he was fighting over there in 2003. I knew about the ambush so I hung around the parking lot of the TGI Fridays after the closed. I pushed him out of the way of the explosion, a bullet hits me and all that guy could do was look at me and go, "Apple?" _________________________
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#139594 - 01/11/06 03:47 AM Re: You Can't Handle The Truth
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Haha!That reminds me of one time right after I found out I was his illegitimate son,we were in lower manhattan shopping for a duvet when a crack deal goes bad across the street and this smith-Barney accountant starts belching fire from the barrel of his Glock compact .45.Knowing he had a much better chance of hitting us than the quickly retiring would-be-dealer,(whom I later found out was disgraced ex-Olympian and former world record holder Ben Johnson)I covered my recently discovered dad with my body quicker than enron's stock fell.One errant slug knocked a brick loose from building above us which grazed me on the head.The monkey thinking my cover was some ill-timed sexual overture,flung me off and bounced to his feet."What the fuck are you..."then seeing the blood on my brow,winced. Then he goes,"Wow you better get something on that...grape?" He's just funny that way.B.T.W. Manhattan is just no place to shop for a duvet. _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#139595 - 01/11/06 06:46 AM Re: You Can't Handle The Truth
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	easily the best post ever. mango? _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#139596 - 01/11/06 09:16 AM Re: You Can't Handle The Truth
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Yes, everything is now right in the world.
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#139597 - 01/11/06 04:34 PM Re: You Can't Handle The Truth
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Well that answers it, bishop=monkey (lucky he isn't lex otherwise that comment would've cost me at least another set of tires) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#139598 - 01/12/06 09:39 AM Re: You Can't Handle The Truth
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Me thinks Monkey wants to be outed.Check out this PM he sent me. From: smelly monkey Hello jeffrey, im ac cream shhhhhhhhhh keep that to yourself, do i have a chance at a career as a performer in the biz?. Ive got a personal trainer and have been working out 3 days a week for the past 2 weeks and will until ive lost 50-70 pounds to get my body right for performing. You've seen what i have to work with if i can knock off say 60 do i have a shot at following my dream to bang marginally attractive girls for money?. luv creamy and for the record I think Monkey is really JRV. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#139599 - 01/12/06 06:24 PM Re: You Can't Handle The Truth
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Me thinks Monkey wants to be outed.Check out this PM he sent me. From: smelly monkey Hello jeffrey, im ac cream shhhhhhhhhh keep that to yourself, do i have a chance at a career as a performer in the biz?. Ive got a personal trainer and have been working out 3 days a week for the past 2 weeks and will until ive lost 50-70 pounds to get my body right for performing. You've seen what i have to work with if i can knock off say 60 do i have a shot at following my dream to bang marginally attractive girls for money?. luv creamy and for the record I think Monkey is really JRV. I never sent that _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#139600 - 01/13/06 08:39 AM Re: You Can't Handle The Truth
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Quote: Me thinks Monkey wants to be outed.Check out this PM he sent me. From: smelly monkey Hello jeffrey, im ac cream shhhhhhhhhh keep that to yourself, do i have a chance at a career as a performer in the biz?. Ive got a personal trainer and have been working out 3 days a week for the past 2 weeks and will until ive lost 50-70 pounds to get my body right for performing. You've seen what i have to work with if i can knock off say 60 do i have a shot at following my dream to bang marginally attractive girls for money?. luv creamy and for the record I think Monkey is really JRV. I never sent that Monkey = Gary Coleman _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#139601 - 01/14/06 10:16 PM Re: You Can't Handle The Truth
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Quote: Quote: Me thinks Monkey wants to be outed.Check out this PM he sent me. From: smelly monkey Hello jeffrey, im ac cream shhhhhhhhhh keep that to yourself, do i have a chance at a career as a performer in the biz?. Ive got a personal trainer and have been working out 3 days a week for the past 2 weeks and will until ive lost 50-70 pounds to get my body right for performing. You've seen what i have to work with if i can knock off say 60 do i have a shot at following my dream to bang marginally attractive girls for money?. luv creamy and for the record I think Monkey is really JRV. I never sent that Monkey = Gary Coleman Im closer to gary coleman then ac cream _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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