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#139148 - 01/10/06 07:53 AM
Re: XPT "watch guy's"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Well that's quite a stretch, the only thing I left with Hailey, Gia, Christie and any of the other chicks who "jumped" (literally) into my lap was a remnant of my cologne mixed with 36 hours of booze .... dude, move along, eh? There are so many other more worthy, CHALLENGING targets...
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#139149 - 01/10/06 09:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Well that's quite a stretch, the only thing I left with Hailey, Gia, Christie and any of the other chicks who "jumped" (literally) into my lap was a remnant of my cologne mixed with 36 hours of booze .... dude, move along, eh? There are so many other more worthy, CHALLENGING targets...
Yeah like WILLIE. He is prime target. 
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#139150 - 01/10/06 10:32 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Well that's quite a stretch, the only thing I left with Hailey, Gia, Christie and any of the other chicks who "jumped" (literally) into my lap was a remnant of my cologne mixed with 36 hours of booze .... dude, move along, eh? There are so many other more worthy, CHALLENGING targets...
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From: jamesn
we can't run these guys off, they beg their way to modship, they've infected the shitlist with an "avn-day three" series of posts that would be perfectly at home on adt. bornyo, arab and i are totally disgusted, monkey's mia half of the time, any ideas?
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#139151 - 01/10/06 10:42 AM
Re: XPT "watch guy's"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Well that's quite a stretch, the only thing I left with Hailey, Gia, Christie and any of the other chicks who "jumped" (literally) into my lap was a remnant of my cologne mixed with 36 hours of booze .... dude, move along, eh? There are so many other more worthy, CHALLENGING targets...
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From: jamesn
we can't run these guys off, they beg their way to modship, they've infected the shitlist with an "avn-day three" series of posts that would be perfectly at home on adt. bornyo, arab and i are totally disgusted, monkey's mia half of the time, any ideas?
That's classic....
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#139153 - 01/10/06 10:55 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
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Look at the timing of Monkey's posts. He was at the show.
Absolutely. I expect Monkey is getting his stories straight right now so he can dish in anonymity. But we already knew that, right? Good stuff is no doubt forthcoming.
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#139154 - 01/10/06 10:59 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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That's classic....
No this thread is classic, classically akin to ADT.
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#139156 - 01/10/06 11:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Well that's quite a stretch, the only thing I left with Hailey, Gia, Christie and any of the other chicks who "jumped" (literally) into my lap was a remnant of my cologne mixed with 36 hours of booze .... dude, move along, eh? There are so many other more worthy, CHALLENGING targets...
What happened to "lovin' life," holding your pasty white fingers under your nose to smell over-douched cooze and crotchdeath trapped in little brown smudges under your fingernails?
Are you even fucking reading what you're writing or just spazzing out and mumbling the first thing that comes into your head?
The thread references infamous ADT watch guy...no jewelry, articles of clothing or personal effects were exchanged, only thing I gave anyone was my "autograph..."
I will sincerely admit, being the target of your relentless, typically pointless, raging hatred is not nearly as amusing as when I watched you turn it on others, such as the person still hanging in your signature. That sig was amusing for about two days, now it is in fact kinda creepy and disturbing on many levels.
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#139158 - 01/10/06 11:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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How funny, I'd just taken it out. Would you like to be next?
I'd give anything to read your whining on the mod board right now. You're absolutely spazztastic here.
Well, I havent whined on the mod board...I dont feel like I am spazzing out, but feeling is a relative thing with me...hey I kinda get the feeling I am going to be in your sig anyway, that as I type this you are cooking something up in between prayers to merciful Allah on your floor...do what thou must Arab, we are who we are....
I can feel your disgust, literally feel it, and that to be quite honest is invigorating. I really feel empowered and none of this was intended! Jesus if I had only thought about it and cared more I would have orchestrated this type of reverese meltdown a while ago, then I really could have gone to town at AEE. I would have taken up Pariah on his offer to shoot a midnight prowl scene and post the fucking pics all over the cage. Fuck firewall and his harmonica, lets see DB's skin flute being played by some hot porn chick. Once again, the fervor of Islam is shown to be stronger than western decadence...
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#139159 - 01/10/06 11:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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...hey I kinda get the feeling I am going to be in your sig anyway, that as I type this you are cooking something up in between prayers to merciful Allah on your floor...
Not yet. You're a few more chicken shitmasters, a boring-yo, lamesn and a scarab from being sig-worthy.
I had a strong urge to try to make peace here, but fuck it. It's Monkey's cage and if he doesn't give a flying fan-boy fuck about it why should I?
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#139160 - 01/10/06 03:05 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Just out of curiosity, can I ask Smiling Arab and Chicken Master what they would have done in the situations they have so roundly chastised Willie D and Da Burglar for? I just think it would be useful for posters like myself who fail to see what the brouhaha is all about, as well as serving to instruct both Willie and Da Burg in their future conduct and ensure that it is more XPT-worthy. Perhaps you could even run up a short "Do's and Don't's" list of proper XPT etiquette for situations such as this? Should Willie D have made some cutting remark about yeast infections? Perhaps Da Burg should have punched Hailey Young in the gut? Inquiring minds want to know, dammit! So... WWSAD? & WWCMD? (and don't give some cop-out 'Oh, well I wouldn't have been there in the first place' answer either...no one will learn anything from that, after all) Otherwise, I think you're kind of running the risk of appearing jealous because those two guys are both mods and spent the weekend hanging with scantily-clad porn chicks. I know from looking at the photos posted that I certainly am! 
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#139162 - 01/10/06 04:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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(and don't give some cop-out 'Oh, well I wouldn't have been there in the first place' answer either...no one will learn anything from that, after all
nobody's here to learn, i wouldn't have been there in the first place.....it's a situation where you're essentially sharing an interest and activity with AC in the same place/same time. lines have to be drawn somewhere.
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Perhaps Da Burg should have punched Hailey Young in the gut?
depends. if she was pregnant, i'd have to say "yes"
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Perhaps you could even run up a short "Do's and Don't's" list of proper XPT etiquette for situations such as this?
simple, go to aee, post about your experience, i'll read it-if you enjoy it that's great. i'm fine with it, it's just seeing it in the shitlist of all places is absurd. willie's thing wasn't even bad, but it was in the wrong section and thereby served only to defang and declaw the shitlist.
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#139165 - 01/11/06 01:11 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Hey, it's "Other Guy No One's Heard Of"! Sop your head in your drool. This is a family feud and while we don't know you and Burg and I might not care for each other at the moment, I'm fairly certain that we both hate you more than we could despise each other.
That's nice to know, but you completely avoided answering my question (and I was genuinely interested in why this whole thing had flared up over something so seemingly innocuous).
Fortunately, jamesn answered it for you, so now I understand...it shouldn't have been posted in the Cage or the Shit List, as it goes against their very raison d'etre.
I apologise if you misconstrued my earlier post as some sort of personal attack, as that wasn't my intention, but seeing as I have my answer now, I'll leave you to thrash out the remains of the issue with the rest of the 'Guys Someone's Heard Of'. 
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#139166 - 05/22/06 10:10 PM
Re: XPT "watch guy's"
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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bump
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#139167 - 10/20/06 08:33 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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God its dead on the board today.
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#139168 - 10/20/06 08:48 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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thats a beautiful wheelie DB. that blue is so bangin son!
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#139172 - 10/22/06 11:11 PM
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Registered: 04/21/04
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thats a beautiful wheelie DB. that blue is so bangin son!
i think thats a Quickie. Burg??
Quickie XL 500 50% titanium...I can outrun geriatric greyhounds and whores wanting to come home with me after I said they could, only to change my mind when the booze/drugs wore off and my eyesight returned...."Whoa Dre, Beer Goggles Blind, I'm just trying to unwind!"
that wheelie so beautiful it make a nigga wish he were crippled too.
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#139173 - 03/22/07 10:35 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
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Fanboy moths to the flame.
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#139175 - 03/23/07 11:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Fanboy moths to the flame.
True to form, Fagoto took down his avatar and ran away, jike. 
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#139177 - 03/23/07 12:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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the "darth" account seems to still be active. or is that lurid 2.0?
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