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#138231 - 03/30/06 12:16 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
I just ... I mean ... I ... I ... I .... what's up with those SHOES? After all the strangeness of this thread, a strangeness that recycles itself like a mutating virus, the fathomless abyss of my eternal bafflement resonates like a black hole sucking the universe into swirling confusion .... Those SHOES! I bascially made my peace with the guy a while ago. But, it looks like he owns a variety of these crazy sneakers ... what are they? Moon boots? Air Creams?

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#138232 - 03/30/06 02:01 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Hmm I thought they were Nikes.

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#138233 - 04/01/06 01:02 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344


Damn that fat boy does ok

Ive never even seen women in rl that look that pretty

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#138234 - 04/01/06 09:54 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Damn that fat boy does ok

Ive never even seen women in rl that look that pretty




You must not get out much.

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#138235 - 04/01/06 10:11 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
"It's the SHOES!"

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#138236 - 05/23/06 09:16 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
bump for biff

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#138237 - 05/24/06 04:35 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
It wasn't so much the pics in the thread for me. It was AC's meltdown over his "falling out" with Christie Lee. Ah yes, good times.
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#138238 - 05/25/06 04:03 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 123
From lukeisback
Quote:

Christie: "When I date a guy, I have rules. One, never show up to my place unannounced. Two, don't ever assume that I'm going to drop everything to hang out with you.



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#138239 - 06/17/06 10:51 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
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Same gross creepy McFanboy...new porn convention...from Cindi's Naked Truth.

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#138240 - 06/17/06 09:54 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Quote:

The guy looks like Zero Mostel's genetically corrupted twin. Like the ones they occassionally have to surgically remove from the chest after they're born. Usually one dies. This time he didn't







We take zenman for granted. Those with more avatar fickleness do not suffer this.


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#138241 - 06/18/06 09:49 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
I didn't want this pic to get lost in the thread.

compliments of kyoto

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#138242 - 06/21/06 02:46 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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Here's his latest pic. From some show in Florida. This was the only pic so far of him attempting to eat...I mean pose with a porn chic. I have no idea who this is.




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#138243 - 06/21/06 09:02 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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#138244 - 06/21/06 04:48 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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#138245 - 06/27/06 05:14 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon


bizzump
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#138246 - 06/28/06 04:42 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
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#138247 - 06/28/06 10:23 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Registered: 11/14/04
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No thanks elgorioasshole. Take that shit somewhere else.

Here's another:





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#138248 - 06/28/06 10:42 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

No thanks elgorioasshole.









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#138249 - 06/28/06 11:57 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Registered: 12/03/03
Posts: 255
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#138250 - 06/30/06 01:24 PM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
Cindi Loftus Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Is this the longest ( time wise and post wise) thread of all time? Well since AC has now successfully covered, written about and photographed at least 20 porn events and had his work published, ( on KSEXradio.com, on Xcitement.com, on EyeOnAdult.com, in Xcitement mag, on Lukeisback.com and more) I think he has graduated from fan boy to at least junior porn reporter! Don't you agree? His colorful shirts are part of his persona. He's easily recognised now by many stars ( being 6 foot 4 helps!) His pictures are good, his writing is honest and I think he is well on his way to the job he deserves in the adult industry. So all you haters out there, here's a heads up- Try and do what he has done. Try to accomplish how much he has in such a short period of time, not to mention while living in the mid south and holding down a full time "regular" job. AC- I am proud of you!
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CindisNakedTruth.com
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#138251 - 06/30/06 11:54 PM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
sexycity Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
I met AC last weekend and he's a very nice guy.
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#138252 - 07/01/06 12:35 AM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Quote:

I met AC last weekend and he's a very nice guy.




You just say that because you're the female version.
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#138253 - 07/01/06 05:48 AM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Is this the longest ( time wise and post wise) thread of all time? Well since AC has now successfully covered, written about and photographed at least 20 porn events and had his work published, ( on KSEXradio.com, on Xcitement.com, on EyeOnAdult.com, in Xcitement mag, on Lukeisback.com and more) I think he has graduated from fan boy to at least junior porn reporter! Don't you agree? His colorful shirts are part of his persona. He's easily recognised now by many stars ( being 6 foot 4 helps!) His pictures are good, his writing is honest and I think he is well on his way to the job he deserves in the adult industry. So all you haters out there, here's a heads up- Try and do what he has done. Try to accomplish how much he has in such a short period of time, not to mention while living in the mid south and holding down a full time "regular" job. AC- I am proud of you!
CindiLoftus
CindisNakedTruth.com




Wow...this post reminds me of the line 'Hey baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?' from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, only with the roles reversed, so it's more like 'Hey baby, ever licked the asshole of a fat man in a Hawaiian shirt?'.

That's some quality ass-kissing right there, Cindi...unfortunately, this is the Monkey Cage. Take it down the street, 'cos we don't wanna hear it....

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#138254 - 07/01/06 11:44 AM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Cindi -- I'm all for people striking out into the world and trying to make something different from their lives, so this comment is not about that. But as someone who actually is published, I have to make a distinction between writing professionally and posting on message boards. It's a good entry point, but no one should ever confuse it with journalism. Even Luke, who I read avidly, would not last a day at a real newspaper because he routinely repeats hearsay as fact, and seems to lack the capacity to fact-check. The words "Porn" and "Journalist" cancel each other out in my book, since at the end of the day the "porn journalist" turns out either to be a muckraker or a shill. Just as in most entertainment journalism, which I've practiced for the last 30 years, and occasionally pulled off something deeper than the superficial crap most venues require. I think what most people who call themselves porn journalists are really are "amateur fan enthusiasts" who create access for themselves by snagging a press badge and typing up little postcards about what it was finally like to meet Tera. Zzzzzzz. If any of them really had a wider perspective or command of 11th grade English they might even be dangerous. At least as dangerous as Jamesn. But it's cool they have an outlet. Just having a blog doesn't mean you're Lester Bangs.


Edited by Big Daddy Crunk (07/01/06 11:50 AM)

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#138255 - 07/01/06 06:37 PM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
sexycity Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
Quote:

Cindi -- I'm all for people striking out into the world and trying to make something different from their lives, so this comment is not about that. But as someone who actually is published, I have to make a distinction between writing professionally and posting on message boards. It's a good entry point, but no one should ever confuse it with journalism. Even Luke, who I read avidly, would not last a day at a real newspaper because he routinely repeats hearsay as fact, and seems to lack the capacity to fact-check. The words "Porn" and "Journalist" cancel each other out in my book, since at the end of the day the "porn journalist" turns out either to be a muckraker or a shill. Just as in most entertainment journalism, which I've practiced for the last 30 years, and occasionally pulled off something deeper than the superficial crap most venues require. I think what most people who call themselves porn journalists are really are "amateur fan enthusiasts" who create access for themselves by snagging a press badge and typing up little postcards about what it was finally like to meet Tera. Zzzzzzz. If any of them really had a wider perspective or command of 11th grade English they might even be dangerous. At least as dangerous as Jamesn. But it's cool they have an outlet. Just having a blog doesn't mean you're Lester Bangs.




Writers are like poor people looking in store windows. Shills and muckrakers make way more and that is all that matters.
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#138256 - 07/01/06 07:04 PM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Not really. How much income does your website generate?


Edited by Big Daddy Crunk (07/01/06 07:05 PM)

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#138257 - 07/01/06 07:09 PM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Quote:

Not really. How much income does your website generate?




It say 'edited by Big Daddy Crunk'. What required editing, a mispelled word or a too revealing comment made in anger?

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#138258 - 07/02/06 12:10 AM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Typos. I'm not angry so the other doesn't apply.Not that any of this matters in the least.

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#138259 - 07/02/06 05:13 PM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
sexycity Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
Quote:

Typos. I'm not angry so the other doesn't apply.Not that any of this matters in the least.




Dude, you are arguing on a message board for free. Lol.
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#138260 - 07/03/06 12:15 AM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
It's entertainment.

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#138261 - 07/06/06 03:12 PM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer *DELETED*
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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#138262 - 07/06/06 06:04 PM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
People with downs laugh at this guy.

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#138263 - 08/12/06 07:15 PM Re: AC - DEATH as a fanboy
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
Lifes tough on the bottom for the big guy. Thanks Loop for the pic.


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#138264 - 09/07/06 08:29 AM Re: AC - DEATH as a fanboy
AC Cream 2.0 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/12/06
Posts: 52
DEATH!? I died? Shit!

AC Cream

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#138265 - 09/07/06 11:23 AM Re: BIFF - Life as AC's fanboy
insider2 Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 09/06/06
Posts: 8
"BIFF - Life as AC's fanboy"

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#138266 - 11/21/06 11:34 PM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Cindi & Tara = nothing worse than a fanboy having two, fugly, annoying cunts for fans.

Quote:

Is this the longest ( time wise and post wise) thread of all time?




This is one of my favorites! Is he looking down at something, or going into a demonic trance (ya know, the one where he looks up with the 'I haven't had any sleep for 10 days' look)


AC got some big ol' tit-ays!!
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#138267 - 12/08/06 08:30 PM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
I had to resuscitate this thread, only for the sake that Wankus had that Lorraine & Cuz Fucker duo on his show this evening. The best part was when he made the chick tell a story about cleaning out AC's hotel room & confiscating his shit-stained underwear for all to hear.


Any of y'all who have the ability to break the high security barrier that is KSEX, I highly urge y'all to watch this if you need a fucking laugh. It's priceless.
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#138268 - 12/09/06 09:41 AM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I love this thread. I really want someone to make a documentary on AC Cream. It could be called "Bitches ’n’ Burgers: One Man's Life on the Fast Food Fringe of the Adult Biz."

Or: "Cake & Cooze: How I Ate My Way into Porn Conventions"
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#138269 - 01/10/07 06:49 PM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Bump for conky to add his AC docu-pics. Get to snappin'.
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#138270 - 03/03/07 07:17 PM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
Cindi Loftus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Quote:

I had to resuscitate this thread, only for the sake that Wankus had that Lorraine & Cuz Fucker duo on his show this evening. The best part was when he made the chick tell a story about cleaning out AC's hotel room & confiscating his shit-stained underwear for all to hear.
:veronicajett

Any of y'all who have the ability to break the high security barrier that is KSEX, I highly urge y'all to watch this if you need a fucking laugh. It's
priceless.




It was a scripted bit about the shit stained underwear you idiot, not for real. AC was in on it.
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#138271 - 08/01/07 08:57 PM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
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Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
I'm bumping my shining moment on here with more pics.




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#138272 - 08/01/07 08:58 PM Re: AC - Life as a porn writer
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Sex Slave Trader

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#138273 - 08/01/07 08:59 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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#138274 - 08/01/07 09:01 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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#138275 - 08/01/07 09:02 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there


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#138276 - 08/01/07 09:04 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there


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#138277 - 08/01/07 09:05 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there


Internext is this week, AC. Don't let us down.


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#138278 - 08/01/07 09:15 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:






damn, is christine young still doing her thing? her and lanny barbie make french canadians ok in my book
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#138279 - 08/02/07 07:29 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:



Internext is this week, AC. Don't let us down.




Holy fuck, that's some good shit, BIFF. I love this pic for the sleepy, faraway look in AC's eyes as he remembers his last meal.
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#138280 - 08/02/07 07:32 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
Are there any pictures of this AC Cream dude in which he looks normal? You know, open eyes, normal smile, etc? He looks retarded in all the pictures found in this thread. Is he?
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