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#137981 - 01/05/06 07:31 PM AC - Life as a fanboy
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Pics of AC from last years Internext convention in Miami. Comments welcome.





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#137982 - 01/05/06 07:35 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#137983 - 01/05/06 07:37 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#137984 - 01/05/06 07:38 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Oh dear lord, he looks deranged, that look in his eyes like he's gonna snap any fucking second.

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#137985 - 01/05/06 07:38 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#137986 - 01/05/06 07:40 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#137987 - 01/05/06 07:41 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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He is a really big boy. I wonder if he still lives at home with his mother?

Is he a red head? He scares me and I can fight but I must admit, Im scared of him.


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#137988 - 01/05/06 07:41 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#137989 - 01/05/06 07:42 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#137990 - 01/05/06 07:43 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#137991 - 01/05/06 07:44 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#137992 - 01/05/06 07:46 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#137993 - 01/05/06 07:47 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#137994 - 01/05/06 07:48 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#137995 - 01/05/06 07:50 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#137996 - 01/05/06 07:51 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Nice shirt AC. I love the red.

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#137997 - 01/05/06 07:51 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#137998 - 01/05/06 07:53 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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I'm fucking dying from laughter over here!
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#137999 - 01/05/06 07:56 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Dude are those pics on ADT somewhere. If not where are they?
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#138000 - 01/05/06 08:24 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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That dude is the fucked up genetic comingling of Bill Parcells' ass and Paul Kangas' chin.

Motha' fukkin' Biff!

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#138001 - 01/05/06 08:31 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Does he smoke a lot of pot, or is he slightly mongoloid?

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#138002 - 01/05/06 08:32 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Has anyone yet said he looks like Pyle from Full Metal Jacket?
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#138003 - 01/05/06 08:34 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Oh man I saw that human door mat like 10 times last night.He was wandering around like a lost puppy with that same dopey look on his face.
If I see him again tonight I will try and snap a couple of photos of that marvelous mug.Wish me luck.
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#138004 - 01/05/06 09:45 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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I just want to say thanks to my fellow badass XPT posters for not being this guy.

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#138005 - 01/06/06 07:58 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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I could be mistaken...but I saw a dead ringer for AC when I was channel surfing last night and happened on a trailer for the "Gastineau Girls." He was some kind of makeover specialist? I could be wrong...but the resemblance in the eyes was scary.

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#138006 - 01/06/06 08:27 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Quote:

Has anyone yet said he looks like Pyle from Full Metal Jacket?




yes, cumalloverher said it in another thread

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#138007 - 01/06/06 09:22 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Oh my God I love you Biff. Please, no one try to caption these. This is the greatest pictorial thread in XPT history, just this glowering hulk of butterball with the glow of crotch sweat from touching female flesh after licking the monitor of his computer all year. This is a monument and a milestone, we're going to look back on this as the moon landing of the Cage.
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#138008 - 01/06/06 09:28 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Don't forget this one of AC Cream and Bishop.





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#138009 - 01/06/06 10:13 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Dude are those pics on ADT somewhere. If not where are they?




If I say where they are from, he may not post them where I got them. I can send you a PM and let you know.

Quote:

That dude is the fucked up genetic comingling of Bill Parcells' ass and Paul Kangas' chin.

Motha' fukkin' Biff!







Quote:

Oh my God I love you Biff. Please, no one try to caption these. This is the greatest pictorial thread in XPT history, just this glowering hulk of butterball with the glow of crotch sweat from touching female flesh after licking the monitor of his computer all year. This is a monument and a milestone, we're going to look back on this as the moon landing of the Cage.




Glad to finally be in your good graces.
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#138010 - 01/06/06 10:27 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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That dude is the fucked up genetic comingling of Bill Parcells' ass and Paul Kangas' chin.

Motha' fukkin' Biff!





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#138011 - 01/06/06 01:11 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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I've never seen someone with TWO lazy eyes before - I wonder what you call that, errrr, LAZY?
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#138012 - 01/06/06 02:42 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Biff, we all owe you a debt of gratitude. I wanted to make a tribute to AC Cream but while doing so I noticed this. How much more pathetic could this slaughterhouse reject be?

He created his own badge with his avatar in it.



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#138013 - 01/06/06 02:45 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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AC Cream is a bonafide porno phenomenon. Like Swami and KSEX, he's the future of porn, I look out at the horizon and I see this man creating a golden future for himself that will revolutionize the porn biz.

In homage to AC Cream, I created 1000x800 wallpaper honoring him in Maged-like fashion. Attached.


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#138014 - 01/06/06 02:55 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Thats it. I'm through. I had some shit i needed to get done but to hell with it, I'm popping a beer.

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#138015 - 01/06/06 04:07 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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AC Cream is a bonafide porno phenomenon. Like Swami and KSEX, he's the future of porn, I look out at the horizon and I see this man creating a golden future for himself that will revolutionize the porn biz.

In homage to AC Cream, I created 1000x800 wallpaper honoring him in Maged-like fashion. Attached.




Hey Arab, see if you could photoshop a big cum drooble over the front of that. LOL
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#138016 - 01/06/06 04:31 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Has anyone yet said he looks like Pyle from Full Metal Jacket?




The only thing missing is Charlene
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#138017 - 01/06/06 06:36 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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"What's your problem Num Nutts! If God wanted you to fuck one of these whores he would have miracled your dick into her!"



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#138018 - 01/06/06 06:39 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#138019 - 01/06/06 08:01 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Pics of AC Cream courtesy Jeff Steward!!!


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#138020 - 01/06/06 08:01 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#138021 - 01/06/06 08:55 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Biff, we all owe you a debt of gratitude. I wanted to make a tribute to AC Cream but while doing so I noticed this. How much more pathetic could this slaughterhouse reject be?

He created his own badge with his avatar in it.






If you look real close at the pic Tony posted, he made his badge even bigger.

Quote:

AC Cream is a bonafide porno phenomenon. Like Swami and KSEX, he's the future of porn, I look out at the horizon and I see this man creating a golden future for himself that will revolutionize the porn biz.

In homage to AC Cream, I created 1000x800 wallpaper honoring him in Maged-like fashion. Attached.




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#138022 - 01/06/06 10:10 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Quote:






If you look real close at the pic Tony posted, he made his badge even bigger.










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#138023 - 01/06/06 10:16 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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See, peoples' perspective are always different. When I see his pictures I think of three seperate but intertwinable medical conditions and they are as follows:

1: Ginger gene
2: Prader Willi syndrome
3: Abortion

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#138024 - 01/06/06 10:30 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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I walked by this tub earlier...I think his badge has his real name instead of AC Cream. I mean, if YOU were so suave and debonair, wouldn't YOU want to let Jesse Jane know all about it as you rubbed your greasy half-beard against her face?...or whoever he was ass-kissing at the time. I don't know what that other thing is for...sentimental value from last year's fanboy-itis attack?

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#138025 - 01/06/06 11:34 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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The blue thing on his badge is AC, his psuedonym. And I think he looks good in the pic with Carmen with his white and red shirt on. so there!
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#138026 - 01/07/06 12:43 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Well, now we know why AC hates The Minion so much. He is just jealous. AC is easily as huge as The Minion and I bet he ain't rolling around naked with any porn starlets.
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#138027 - 01/07/06 01:17 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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#138028 - 01/07/06 01:51 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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Don't forget this one of AC Cream and Bishop.





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#138029 - 01/08/06 08:09 PM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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AC Cream has left the building.

The all-you-can-eat-buffets can start turning a profit again. The City Of Sin is rejoicing. I can hear their cheers.
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#138030 - 01/09/06 08:23 AM Re: AC - Life as a fanboy
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hahah i saw that creature walking around the circle bar and i thought from his gait he was the guy from the Patterson film, THEN i was positive he was on XXXPT, using my better judgement i avoided any contact, and now i come back to find this thread.
I will say i didnt see him interacting with anyone else, all week, ever.

shocker.
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