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#136438 - 12/30/05 05:34 PM Vegas baby, Vegas!
Holly Randall Offline
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So many of us here will be at the AVN show in Vegas no doubt-- in this thread we should narrow down where we can find all of our fellow XPT users. I will be at the Pure Play booth, with Celeste Star who is signing for us on Friday and Saturday only. I'd love to meet you all, so please stop by, and if I'm not there, check the bars.

Perhaps everyone could input where they will be stationed at, and we can come together like one happy fucked-up family.
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#136439 - 12/30/05 07:29 PM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
sexycity Offline
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Is that a good idea? Too many crazies read this board. This one guy stalked me a two different parties.
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#136440 - 12/30/05 07:34 PM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
jamesn Offline
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i feel like this is one of those police-stings where they tell a bunch of deadbeat-dads that they've won a cruise, then have them show up to a hotel lobby and cuff them. if you take a nightstick to mike meatmaster, it'll hold up in court. just don't let him bleed anywhere, you don't wanna know.


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#136441 - 12/30/05 07:43 PM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
ben Offline
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When are the AVN awards? Is it like a porn convention as well?

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#136442 - 12/30/05 08:53 PM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
Holly Randall Offline
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The awards are January 7th, Saturday night at the Venetian. I was mostly speaking to the talent that posts here, those who don't want their whereabouts known certainly don't have to reveal them.
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#136443 - 12/30/05 11:03 PM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
jamesn Offline
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so you're saying the rest of us aren't talented?
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#136444 - 12/30/05 11:18 PM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
gia jordan Offline
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I'm at Anarchy Pictures signing with Trina Michaels!!! You guys will love what I'm wearing. Stroke material for years! Lovers of my cum dripping mouth and witty banter are encouaged to apply.

Holly, I was sooo on the treadmill thinking of posting this very subject in Fan Requests. You've combated my super mod powers. You're the fucking shit and a fine addition to XPT. I must come by Pure Play to meet you. Or at least protect you from Sal MckVey.



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#136445 - 12/31/05 01:02 AM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
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Is that a good idea? Too many crazies read this board. This one guy stalked me a two different parties.




I wouldn't mind getting stalked by any of the girls on this site

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#136446 - 12/31/05 01:38 AM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
Monstar Offline
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Perhaps everyone could input where they will be stationed at, and we can come together like one happy fucked-up family.




I will be signing @ the wicked pictures booth as a fill in for Keri.
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#136447 - 12/31/05 02:25 AM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
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Where will Sal Mckvey be signing?
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#136448 - 12/31/05 02:41 AM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
Dane Offline
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I'll be at the Mofowear wear booth and walking the floors.
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#136449 - 12/31/05 09:48 AM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
smut fiend Offline
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I tried to chat you up last year on the red carpet...but nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Maybe elbowing in on Luke's action will be easier this year.
See you there.
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#136450 - 12/31/05 10:29 AM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
Bornyo Offline
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Somebody (daBurglar?) needs to be drunk posting regularly from the convention floor or the circle bar assuming they have wi-fi. We need camphone pics and the works. Seeing Kyoto in fanboy mode would be a plus, too.

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#136451 - 12/31/05 12:10 PM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
Holly Randall Offline
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Quote:

so you're saying the rest of us aren't talented?




There is no doubt that you are the most talented of us all here.
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#136452 - 12/31/05 03:18 PM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
John Floofin Offline
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Quote:

Somebody (daBurglar?) needs to be drunk posting regularly from the convention floor or the circle bar assuming they have wi-fi.




Yes. Who is going to be our official XPT correspondent in Vegas?

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#136453 - 12/31/05 04:45 PM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
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Quote:

I'm at Anarchy Pictures signing with Trina Michaels!!!





What's Trina Michaels like? I've never really heard her speak in any of her scenes that I've watched - she always has her mouth full of 2 cocks or something She's so hardcore she's great to watch , she's pretty and she has a great body

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#136454 - 12/31/05 04:47 PM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
Monstar Offline
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Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Quote:

I'm at Anarchy Pictures signing with Trina Michaels!!!





What's Trina Michaels like? I've never really heard her speak in any of her scenes that I've watched - she always has her mouth full of 2 cocks or something She's so hardcore she's great to watch , she's pretty and she has a great body




very nice girl. really easy to talk to, great personality...didn't let me make out with her but showed me a picture of her house
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#136455 - 12/31/05 05:21 PM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
ben Offline
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Quote:

You guys will love what I'm wearing. Stroke material for years! Lovers of my cum dripping mouth and witty banter are encouaged to apply.





Are you allowed to stare at a girl if you're at a porn convention
Can someone take pics for those of us non USA people who can't be there?

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#136456 - 12/31/05 09:52 PM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
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I will be at the BAR in the Lobby........where all the BROKE chicks will be haning out sucking dick for tix......i will bring my disposable camera.

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#136457 - 12/31/05 11:20 PM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
jamesn Offline
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so you're saying the rest of us aren't talented?




There is no doubt that you are the most talented of us all here.




bullshit, so what can i do to help you wean luke from this jewish kick he's on? i could dress like a rabbi and hammer smartt to a crucifix to convince him that jesus was real and the jews killed the son of god. or i could remind him that nobody cares about the LA times and the yenta quasi-academics commenting on it. remind him of why sharon's called "the bulldozer" for his war crimes? or just beat the jew out of him while screaming in high school german? it detracts from his ability to entertain me with site updates, he'd be so much more amoral if we could just push him towards some of the eastern religions, it'd be like he never went soft in the the first place

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#136458 - 01/01/06 04:29 AM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
sexycity Offline
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Quote:


Perhaps everyone could input where they will be stationed at, and we can come together like one happy fucked-up family.




I will be signing @ the wicked pictures booth as a fill in for Keri.




So Keri is definitely not going? Who will Wicked have then?
Stormy, Jessica, Kristen, and Kaylani Lei although she's officially retired? I will miss Syndey Steele, she always a class act.
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#136459 - 01/01/06 04:31 AM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
sexycity Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

I'm at Anarchy Pictures signing with Trina Michaels!!!





What's Trina Michaels like? I've never really heard her speak in any of her scenes that I've watched - she always has her mouth full of 2 cocks or something She's so hardcore she's great to watch , she's pretty and she has a great body




Ditto on what Monstar said. Beautiful, yet down to earth. She's really sexy and each time I've met her, she's worn something that shows off her hot boobs. I hope she stays nice for her entire career.
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#136460 - 01/01/06 04:34 AM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
sexycity Offline
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You guys will love what I'm wearing. Stroke material for years! Lovers of my cum dripping mouth and witty banter are encouaged to apply.





Are you allowed to stare at a girl if you're at a porn convention
Can someone take pics for those of us non USA people who can't be there?




Yes, I'll be taking alot of pics for FreePornStarPix.com. I'll try to have two hundred photos per day. Its going to be crazy hectic with both conventions at the same time though. I'll also try and have some video in a variety of formats (PC, Ipod, and PSP), so that people who can't be there can at least get a feel for the festivities. I know that alot of people totally got locked out of coming because the roomrates in Vegas were totally off the charts.
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#136461 - 01/01/06 04:41 AM Re: Vegas baby, Vegas!
sexycity Offline
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Quote:

When are the AVN awards? Is it like a porn convention as well?




The AVN awards are an awards ceremony that seemingly drags on for hours. All the porn stars get dressed up in their finest garb and attend the event. Active talent gets free tickets. Everyone else pays $250 a ticket. By the time AVN starts, supposedly 90% of the tickets are already sold out. I've also heard that there are standing room tickets that go for $100. Something in the area of 750 tickets go to talent and the press, and what remains of the 4,000 available tickets are sold to the public. If you are buying a ticket, you have an option of buying a whole table of tickets (for your group). If you buy, say two tickets, you are randomly assigned a table (i.e. you have no idea of who will be at your table). I have a ticket, but its for a table way in the back, so I'm hoping I can find a colleague with an extra ticket for a better table position.
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#136462 - 01/01/06 02:55 PM Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

So many of us here will be at the AVN show in Vegas no doubt-- in this thread we should narrow down where we can find all of our fellow XPT users. I will be at the Pure Play booth, with Celeste Star who is signing for us on Friday and Saturday only. I'd love to meet you all, so please stop by, and if I'm not there, check the bars.

Perhaps everyone could input where they will be stationed at, and we can come together like one happy fucked-up family.





This post by Holly, pretty much encapsulates why Luke Ford is indeed the luckiest bloke in Porn-but-not-of-Porn today.

It has been already demonstrated at length that Holly Randall is the most attractive woman in Porn (non performing category, and just about otherwise too.) I mean, this board even went so far as to provide testament to Holly's Beauty recently when just about every male poster suggested that Beautiful, sweet, pristine, innocent-yet-decadent Holly be in the next American Bukkake. Now if that isn't sincerity, wanting to pay tribute to a woman's beauty by dousing her in Semen, then I dont know what is...

..But Holl'y post above reveals the kind of person she is on the inside, and that LUKE is getting a woman who is as Beautiful and sterling internally as well as externally. Consider, Holly wants us, the XPT Insane, to come together as one big fucked up family. Luke, your soul mate has STRONG maternal instincts, isn't that great? Plus, she is clearly a pleasant outgoing person, not stuck up or arrogant because she actually wants to meet us....US, the XPT United abomiNations....AND, Holly actually used the term "Fucked" in her post. I dont know about all of you, but a woman as beautiful, sweet and fun as Holly who is also comfortable throwing around the "F" word is almost too much to believe.

When I grow up, I want to be like Luke Ford ...
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#136463 - 01/01/06 06:08 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Dude, everything you said is pretty much true but she dumped him. Read www.lukeisback.com

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#136464 - 01/01/06 07:23 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

This post by Holly, pretty much encapsulates why Luke Ford is indeed the luckiest bloke in Porn-but-not-of-Porn today.




Oh man, you are so out of date. The hints of adversity have been flowing for a couple of weeks now, and all the confirmation you could ever need is in his latest column.

My opinion: this sucks. The pairing of Luke and Holly exuded a level of class not normally found in the porno scene. It's a shame.
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#136465 - 01/01/06 07:29 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Luke´s post about Holly´s party is hilarious.

Of course, it´s not like I actually BELIEVE everything he writes, but it was fucking hilarious anyway.

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#136466 - 01/01/06 07:37 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
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Quote:

Luke´s post about Holly´s party is hilarious.

Of course, it´s not like I actually BELIEVE everything he writes, but it was fucking hilarious anyway.




God Smartt you're a dumb shit. When Luke is joking, it's obvious to anyone with half a brain. I'm sorry you don't qualify.
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#136467 - 01/01/06 07:50 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
Smartt Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Fuck you, Igor Smallum. I know what I´m talking about.

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#136468 - 01/01/06 08:09 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Hey AIDS-breath...Ivor is righter than you. G-d damnit just kill yourself already.

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#136469 - 01/01/06 09:03 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
I'll be there. I can't fucking wait to smell Taylor's asshole. She said she was going to let me do it too.

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#136470 - 01/01/06 11:04 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Dude, everything you said is pretty much true but she dumped him. Read www.lukeisback.com





Yeah actually I just saw that about an hour ago....fuck, thats sad, made even sadder by the fact that I thought I was making a nice, humorous post to our favorite non-porn PORN couple, and now I have to imagine a heartbroken luke reading my idiotically well intentioned blather and taking a swig from the 40 oz Foster's Lager Can and saying "Fucking jezebel influence..." as he unzips to piss upon a fallen photo of Holly...
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#136471 - 01/01/06 11:08 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Now you know why I never was on any social function committees in High School...I still had people dating their 8th Grade crushes when I caroused around the Senior Prom Dance Floor asking "Couples" to sign my scrapbook (which I promptly burned at the beach that night to keep warm.)
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#136472 - 01/01/06 11:11 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Holly needs to shave her pretty little head, put those clown shoes on and come to terms with herself. What a bitch.

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#136473 - 01/02/06 05:40 AM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
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and taking a swig from the 40 oz Foster's Lager Can and




No Australian actually drinks Fosters.

Just sayin'.

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#136474 - 01/02/06 06:05 AM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

and taking a swig from the 40 oz Foster's Lager Can and




No Australian actually drinks Fosters.

Just sayin'.





Well blow my nose....fuck! it just keeps getting worse now doesn't it...of course Luke isn't in Australia, he is in the imitation and instant gratification capital of the world, LA, and Fosters is convenient and full of ALCOHOL which really is the crux of this whole observation / commentary...
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#136475 - 01/02/06 08:02 AM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
Smartt Offline
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Posts: 5869
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American beer is like making love in a canoe: half full of water.

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#136476 - 01/02/06 09:55 AM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:

Quote:

and taking a swig from the 40 oz Foster's Lager Can and




No Australian actually drinks Fosters.
Just sayin'.




Its their version of Old Milwaukee. Aussies drink Victoria Bitter, if I'm not mistaken.

Holly, it sounds like you are looking for hook-ups. I'm free between 9pm to 11pm
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#136477 - 01/02/06 10:01 AM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:


No Australian actually drinks Fosters.

Just sayin'.



Exactly which brand of beer is drunk no longer matters after the first half dozen or so...
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#136478 - 01/02/06 01:33 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
TunaCan Offline
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Registered: 04/07/05
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

and taking a swig from the 40 oz Foster's Lager Can and




No Australian actually drinks Fosters.
Just sayin'.




Its their version of Old Milwaukee. Aussies drink Victoria Bitter, if I'm not mistaken.

Holly, it sounds like you are looking for hook-ups. I'm free between 9pm to 11pm





Yup, VB, good stuff, can NOT be found here in the states sadly.
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#136479 - 01/02/06 01:55 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

and taking a swig from the 40 oz Foster's Lager Can and




No Australian actually drinks Fosters.
Just sayin'.




Its their version of Old Milwaukee. Aussies drink Victoria Bitter, if I'm not mistaken.

Holly, it sounds like you are looking for hook-ups. I'm free between 9pm to 11pm





Yup, VB, good stuff, can NOT be found here in the states sadly.





I like beer probably more than porn, so forgive the OT.


VB is not good stuff! Passable at best. Is better than Foster's however.

Plenty of better aussie beers than VB. And mostly Victorians drink VB [or Carlton]. Each state has a different "state" beer. NSW tooheys, Queensland XXXX, West Aus Swan, SA Coopers etc.

Ironically I've been drinking a lot of North American beer of late, Millers, Budweiser, Corona. Very easy to drink. They've just put Sol a mexican beer on the market here. Bit wary of that one.

Though American beer is always really pissy and gassy, and by 3 you feel like your stomach and bladder are going to explode. Good in hot weather though, those heavy Euro beers don't go as well with BBQ and drinking in 100++F degrees.

Because they are so watery and clear drinking large quantities leads to lesser hangovers.

Beer is cool.
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#136480 - 01/02/06 02:07 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
TunaCan Offline
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Registered: 04/07/05
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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and taking a swig from the 40 oz Foster's Lager Can and




No Australian actually drinks Fosters.
Just sayin'.




Its their version of Old Milwaukee. Aussies drink Victoria Bitter, if I'm not mistaken.

Holly, it sounds like you are looking for hook-ups. I'm free between 9pm to 11pm





Yup, VB, good stuff, can NOT be found here in the states sadly.





I like beer probably more than porn, so forgive the OT.


VB is not good stuff! Passable at best. Is better than Foster's however.

Plenty of better aussie beers than VB. And mostly Victorians drink VB [or Carlton]. Each state has a different "state" beer. NSW tooheys, Queensland XXXX, West Aus Swan, SA Coopers etc.

Ironically I've been drinking a lot of North American beer of late, Millers, Budweiser, Corona. Very easy to drink. They've just put Sol a mexican beer on the market here. Bit wary of that one.

Though American beer is always really pissy and gassy, and by 3 you feel like your stomach and bladder are going to explode. Good in hot weather though, those heavy Euro beers don't go as well with BBQ and drinking in 100++F degrees.

Because they are so watery and clear drinking large quantities leads to lesser hangovers.

Beer is cool.




Well, beer, like everything else, is a matter of personal choice. I thought that VB was pretty decent, granted, i always find myself drinking it only after i have already gotten pretty drunk on scotch when in Hong Kong, so that may say something.

I don't know about bud, i wouldn't feed that to my dog, if you want a good beer for warm weather and can find it, try seadog blueberry, we had a keg of that at the TunaCan TAILgate party for the phins/jets game a few weeks ago and it was awesome.


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#136481 - 01/02/06 02:29 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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Monstrous.





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#136482 - 01/02/06 02:52 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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Well, beer, like everything else, is a matter of personal choice. I thought that VB was pretty decent, granted, i always find myself drinking it only after i have already gotten pretty drunk on scotch when in Hong Kong, so that may say something.

I don't know about bud, i wouldn't feed that to my dog, if you want a good beer for warm weather and can find it, try seadog blueberry, we had a keg of that at the TunaCan TAILgate party for the phins/jets game a few weeks ago and it was awesome.







Nice pix. Beer and porno chix cars and jocks and gridiron fans. I'm suprised anyone made it out alive.

Um never heard of that beer. We don't get a lot of US beers here, and they're usually sold as boutique beers and therefore very $$$$. Millers and Bud are the two big sellers, about the only two US beers sold in large retailers cheapish by the slab. About $50AU a slab. Other US imports aren't that cheap, and not that common, and might go for like $4AU a bottle or something.

I might make an effort to lash out and get some US beers by the bottle if I can find some. Samuel Adams, that's US right? My bro used to drink that like it was going out of fashion. And it was like $100AU a case.

VB can actually taste different believe it or not. Like in different parts of Australia they have special water imitation plants to make their water taste like Victorian water to put in the VB.

Like now we have heaps of "imported" beers made under licence here. End result -> tastes like shit and nothing like the import.

I've drunk cases of VB, its pretty much the beer most ppl drink, and I can't say its the drink I'd drink by choice if I had a choice. Its a low-brow mass-market type beer. Like I guess Coors or something in the US. Like its better than some local stuff, but certainly not boutique by any stretch of the imagination, particuarly if its in cans not bottles.


I'd be interested if there were actually any Aussie beers u could get in the states. Fosters is complete dog piss, and I don't know a single Australian who drinks it. In fact I can't even remember seeing it in a store here.
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#136483 - 01/02/06 02:58 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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Somebody please treat Hailey to a fucking hamburger or a hotdog, stick some type of calorie adding substance in that whore, I can see right through her.

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#136484 - 01/02/06 03:01 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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let the games begin................

I was thinking more like the attachment would be more of the way......not a hot dog.

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#136485 - 01/02/06 03:05 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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So, you're a Taylor Rain fan but don't like Hailey's body? The have the same body type. I would love to be that long and lean AND .
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#136486 - 01/02/06 03:08 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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So, you're a Taylor Rain fan but don't like Hailey's body? The have the same body type. I would love to be that long and lean AND .


The only reason I like Taylor is cause she is a fucking dirty filthy fuck pig. I dont care for her body type. I prefer Katja's body, I wanna feel something other than bones protruding when I stick my cock in them.

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#136487 - 01/02/06 03:19 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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I think Hailey looks hot.

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#136488 - 01/02/06 03:29 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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Somebody please treat Hailey to a fucking hamburger or a hotdog, stick some type of calorie adding substance in that whore, I can see right through her.




Well, everyone has their taste in women, I think she is hottt as fuck, the hotttest i have worked with, and i would have no problem sticking a particular caloric substance in her, but from what i hear there would not be much nutrition there anyway.
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#136489 - 01/02/06 04:44 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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and taking a swig from the 40 oz Foster's Lager Can and




No Australian actually drinks Fosters.
Just sayin'.




Its their version of Old Milwaukee. Aussies drink Victoria Bitter, if I'm not mistaken.

Holly, it sounds like you are looking for hook-ups. I'm free between 9pm to 11pm





Yup, VB, good stuff, can NOT be found here in the states sadly.





I like beer probably more than porn, so forgive the OT.


VB is not good stuff! Passable at best. Is better than Foster's however.

Plenty of better aussie beers than VB. And mostly Victorians drink VB [or Carlton]. Each state has a different "state" beer. NSW tooheys, Queensland XXXX, West Aus Swan, SA Coopers etc.

Ironically I've been drinking a lot of North American beer of late, Millers, Budweiser, Corona. Very easy to drink. They've just put Sol a mexican beer on the market here. Bit wary of that one.

Though American beer is always really pissy and gassy, and by 3 you feel like your stomach and bladder are going to explode. Good in hot weather though, those heavy Euro beers don't go as well with BBQ and drinking in 100++F degrees.

Because they are so watery and clear drinking large quantities leads to lesser hangovers.

Beer is cool.




Nicely summed up.

VB is cheap beer that young men, when first starting to drink, can afford. However, once one has some money, you don't really drink VB anymore, unless you're trying to put up some blue-collar front. I used to drink VB all the time, but now I'll only have it at a pub when it's on tap.

The other cheap Australian beers, that are actually alright, are Carlton Draught (good on tap, shitty otherwise), Boags Draught (not available on tap here in Victoria yet ) and Coopers, which is actually really nice.

Then you have the premium Aussie beers, such as Cascade, which is passable, and Boag's Premium, which is awesome. However, most people seem to prefer to drink imported beer such as Stella, Becks, Asahi, etc etc. I've never seen someone drink a US beer here. Ever. But that's because, to beer drinking countries like Australia, US beer has a terrible reputation. Still, when I travel America I'll drink US beer and I'm sure I'll like it.

And I've never seen a Fosters in a bottle shop here, ever. I don't think it's sold in Australia at all. Like the crocodile hunter, nicole kidman and mel gibson, it's another misrepresentation of Australia.

Nice pics TunaCan by the way. All this beer talk makes me want to crack one open and sit in front of the cricket...

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#136490 - 01/02/06 06:32 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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Australia's like anywhere else, you have your shit beer and your good beer. I don't like VB but I can handle it if there's nothing else. Fosters is like cat piss, so is XXXX.

I drink Carlton Cold, best full strength buy for $30 a carton.

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#136491 - 01/02/06 09:52 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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I think Hailey looks hot.






I couldn't have said it better myself.

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#136492 - 01/02/06 10:23 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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Australia's like anywhere else, you have your shit beer and your good beer. I don't like VB but I can handle it if there's nothing else. Fosters is like cat piss, so is XXXX.

I drink Carlton Cold, best full strength buy for $30 a carton.







Dude! That's worse than VB!

I remember when coldies were all the rage like 8-10 years ago. And that was what we all used to drink.

Then we realised it was shitty beer. And since then I don't know anyone who drinks coldies by choice, even the biggest fan.

I also used to drink Toohey's Red, so I know bad beer!
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#136493 - 01/03/06 08:22 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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Gotta agree. Coldies suck.


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#136494 - 01/12/06 05:32 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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Each to their own. I prefer Boags Premium or Crown Lager, but the $$$......The way I drink I can's afford $50+ cartons.
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#136495 - 01/12/06 08:32 PM Re: Why luke Ford is the Luckiest bastard
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Each to their own. I prefer Boags Premium or Crown Lager, but the $$$......The way I drink I can's afford $50+ cartons.




Sorry to get even further OT.

But if you live near a first choice or dan murphy's, sometimes their beer is like $40 for a premium slab.

Or even Safeway / Coles do 2 for ~$80 sometimes.


Just be careful its actually imported though, and not made in Aus or NZ.


Back OT. Hailey still looking hot hot hot. That girl should win an award for something, not sure what, gotta be something someone could give her that's not AIDS and/or penis related.
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