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#135262 - 12/23/05 02:01 PM
Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
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From AdultFYI
"On her KSEX show Thursday night, Cytherea revealed that she's been off drugs for eleven days. And a by-product of her new found zest for cleaner living is the fact that her boobs have grown. Now that she's cleaned up, the show was also highlighted by attempts on Cytherea's part to maim Plus One on the air when the subject of Jenaveve Jolie [pictured] was brought up. Plus One apparently has had problems getting it up for Cytherea but no such balsa occurred when it came time to doing Jolie."
Full 411 of the antics.
1. Since when is being clean and sober for 11 days some miraculous accomplishment? Oh yeah, when you're a drugged out meth addict who's only discernible talent in life is to urinate on people when you get off.
2. Does "Plus One" really get to bang the porn whores? If so, this whole Sal Mckvey thing may not be so far-fetched after all. These two dudes have more chins than a Chinese phone book.
3. It's truly a mixture of emotions over the Best New Starlet award now. Everyone knows it's been rigged for Sunny Lane. But who wouldn't want to see the complete chaos on the podium as these two skanks go at it for real. No director to say "cut," just a throng of perverts with their digital cameras working in overdrive to capture two of life's rejects fighting over the last morsel of dignity they will probably ever have.
4. The "squirting" specialty she is the self-avowed queen of is fading. Not only are fewer and fewer people believing her act (she's been seen drinking gallons of water before scenes), other, better-looking whores are doing her bit just as well (notably Tiana Lynn).
5. Harry Weiss, the tough-guy who now has a "Deadbeat Bitches" section on KSEX is such a rogue dredle-spinner that he got his lighter taken away from him at McCarran Airport.
6. She claims her tits are growing now that she's been of the crack for 11 days. That dubious assertion aside, I suspect her fattening is the result of this event occuring daily at Chez Cytherea:
Depending on which door all of those calories exit, she should consider working with either Alex Divine or Zoe Matthews. And who in the fuck goes to Wendy's in a thong and stripper heels?
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#135268 - 12/24/05 04:33 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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Hey, i singlehandedly forced her into the gene ross interview where her hand was forced into admitting she killed her unborn child.
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#135269 - 12/24/05 05:30 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Registered: 05/29/04
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#135271 - 12/26/05 09:21 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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even money says he doesn't own a phone, maybe pre-paid wireless or something so he can talk to his "boys" in the mall while wearing gold chains bought for 99 dollars at "kay jewelers" or whatever the equivalent is in stupidity
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#135273 - 12/27/05 01:04 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
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Is she still with that large dude who looks like he eats BBQ'd-whatever-he-can-find 3 times a day and moves as fast as REALLY cold Ketchup on a plate slanted at a 45 degree angle?
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#135275 - 12/27/05 02:03 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
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Is that Brian? Anyone who punches out Tony Sexton can't be all bad.
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#135276 - 12/27/05 02:38 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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 It is not often you find a picture that you can ascribe the compliment... "Completely depicting and encapsulating the seldom used word SLOTH" This is enraging, pictures like this...Oh sure oh sure, he "loves her" in a way no other man can, or has. He "knows" her, he can "see" her soul... Would anyone else be surprised that behind his expressionless torpor he is calculating in his instinctually parasitic brain the future value/earning potential of his soul mate's frenzied urinary output?
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#135279 - 12/28/05 08:32 AM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/11/04
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Is that Brian? Anyone who punches out Tony Sexton can't be all bad.
It doesn't look like him. Here's a pic of Brian. He's the one on the right.
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#135282 - 12/28/05 05:14 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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aka Gen Padova
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I believe it was over a year ago someone had randomly asked on the board if anyone knows who does drugs in the biz. I, as always, have a big mouth and never hold back from being blunt, said that I knew Cytherea does coke amongst the many others who willingly go to her house and party with others. They saw the comment and freaked out. It happened to turn into a phone conversation with her husband or whatever he is, Brian. He pretty much surprised me of all people would point fingers and lie about how they don't do drugs and dont let others do it in their home. LOL So what did I do? I played along with his story and let him get away with it cuz bottom line, I know a heavy drug user when I see one. As if its that hard to notice. People like that are so stuck in la la land that they never think they'd appear different compared to being sober that anyone would ever notice. So yea. Whatever. I'm just amused. That's all. Maybe Brian will call me again or something. But if Cytherea is 11days clean because she wants to be, thats great for her. Good for her and I hope it works out. Although if she's 11days clean and fiending cuz she can't afford a fix or for whatever weird reason, then..... sucks to be her. I just hope for the best. I'm only harsh with my words because I hate drugs and dont care for those who use them for a petty excuse. I'm not harsh with my words as a personal attack, I can say that much. 
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#135283 - 12/28/05 05:27 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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I believe it was over a year ago someone had randomly asked on the board if anyone knows who does drugs in the biz. I, as always, have a big mouth and never hold back from being blunt, said that I knew Cytherea does coke amongst the many others who willingly go to her house and party with others.
They saw the comment and freaked out. It happened to turn into a phone conversation with her husband or whatever he is, Brian. He pretty much surprised me of all people would point fingers and lie about how they don't do drugs and dont let others do it in their home. LOL So what did I do? I played along with his story and let him get away with it cuz bottom line, I know a heavy drug user when I see one. As if its that hard to notice. People like that are so stuck in la la land that they never think they'd appear different compared to being sober that anyone would ever notice.
So yea. Whatever. I'm just amused. That's all. Maybe Brian will call me again or something.
But if Cytherea is 11days clean because she wants to be, thats great for her. Good for her and I hope it works out.
Although if she's 11days clean and fiending cuz she can't afford a fix or for whatever weird reason, then..... sucks to be her. I just hope for the best.
I'm only harsh with my words because I hate drugs and dont care for those who use them for a petty excuse. I'm not harsh with my words as a personal attack, I can say that much.
Thanks for clarifying that...I forgot about the zipfile.
How about a case though, where someone needs drugs to deal with constant real pain, but then finds he/she likes how the drugs make them feel and THEN decides to take up a permanent address in LA LA land...is that more excusable than someone who just take the direct route to LA LA land without the compelling issue of miserable pain facilitating the Move?
FYI -- Thanks Gen, I think I just thought of my next unecessarily wordy essay about Porn...."Porn as Medication..." I am not in pain when i jerk off watching Porn, this needs to be told....
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#135285 - 12/28/05 06:21 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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um, drugs are great if you're not stupid like a goldfish that if you put enough food in the tank it'll eat itself to death. i wish i had less responsibility and less to lose and some more free time, they' feel akin to winning the super bowl in a predictable, effortless form done right , i'm smarter than you and make more money than you, stop being so moralistic, you get drunk and seem to like it and you've got about one degree of seperation from human beings who fuck trannies and shane deisel. you're offended by drugs? i'm offended by your lying about cancer to get your career started.
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#135286 - 12/28/05 06:37 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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I've always enjoyed the hypocrisy of those who say "I hate drug users." Then finish chugging their bottle of beer / wine / vodka.
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#135288 - 12/28/05 07:04 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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aka Gen Padova
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The main reason why i rant and rave so much about drugs when the opportunity is there is the pure fact that most people fall for the addiction. ADDICTION is what I have an issue about. And the result of the addiction. I haven't met one person, known one person well enough who does recreational drugs and is NOT addicted. I'm actually waiting to meet that one person and quite frankly don't believe I ever will.
And surely having a half sister who is highly intelligent, gets good grades, writes very well, has a lot of beautiful talents feels empty inside enough to allow herself to become addicted to Meth. She clearly knows how I feel about the drug and kept it from me and the family for about a year. She said she started out doing it only once in a while but it progressed because shes addicted. Now she can't go very long without it yet sets her goal for the first of the year to start rehab.
When I drink alcohol which is once every few months, I dont become extremely drunk and make it an addiction. You dont see me preaching so much about hating pot in particular because I dont see as many people making that an addiction but then again I may be allowing my personal experience and reactions to people who have done or do more harsher drugs effect my outlook on the whole subject.
If you're one of who knows how many people who can engage in "drugs" without an addiction then great. Good for you. I'm happy for you. Glad you have that fricken control but there sure aren't many out there.
But where I choose to live my life close with family as much as possible, picking up my sister from school everyday, encouraging her to do more positive things, think more positively, always smiling when she's around, suggesting more healthier foods when we're together, building more communication, I do hope that when she did ask for help last week she will forever always know that I love her unconditionally and always ready and willing to help her with her addiction as much as I can, any way that I can because its not right! She doesn't need it. She could be doing other things with herself than throwing her worthy self away.
So yea... drugs are good. Go do drugs. I'm actually glad you have a lot of responsibility and some worth in this society otherwise... well I guess you'd be like my sister and many other people in this world. At least thats how I see it.
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#135289 - 12/28/05 07:48 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
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Actually there's no real excuse for drug using. If you're in that much pain and misery just fucking kill yourself and get over it so the pain don't get worse and you're not wasting everyone elses time feeling sorry for oneself. ARGH
I would rather someone in pain and feeling sorry for itself to come to me as a friend needing to talk, or go to someone... getting out and having clean fun and clean friends is usually a great remedy to pain and depression. I did it.
If alcohol is a drug, and it is, where do you count yourself among the other drug users? Just a recreational user? I remember a post you made when I first starting logging on here where you said you had resented being called a whore, but had changed your mind about it. Maybe you should look at this again. Addiction to drugs is not a simple matter of will power or just feeling empty inside, you could just ask any number of monstars people about that, I have some idea I've lived among them all my life. Just get off your high horse already before you get drunk again and fall off.
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#135291 - 12/28/05 08:07 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
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I thought it was clear enough. Your a drug user, so quit looking down on your fellow users, just because their drug of choice happens to be illegal. If you don't that makes you a hypocrite. Is that plain enough for you?
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#135293 - 12/28/05 09:10 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Bukkake Boy
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Is she still with that large dude who looks like he eats BBQ'd-whatever-he-can-find 3 times a day and moves as fast as REALLY cold Ketchup on a plate slanted at a 45 degree angle?
Yes, he's her husband. His name is Brian. He's really crazy.
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#135294 - 12/28/05 09:13 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
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Too literal? There's no such thing here. There's a difference between taking a drug prescribed to you by a doctor to recover from an illness and taking a foreign substance into your body in order to change your perception of reality, ie alcohol, marijuana, or methamphetamine.
Sometimes it only takes one or two times for someone to become addicted to meth or even to alcohol and an addiction isn't always started to fill a void. That doesn't make them less of a human being than you just because it doesn't effect you the same way and doesn't give you the right to look down on them.
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#135296 - 12/28/05 10:36 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Try? people try things because thats usually part of growing up. I tried acid when I was in the 7th grade. Does that make me worthy of your scorn? Sounds like Lain has some troubles. I'm sure she's worthy of your self-righteous indignation.
The fact is addiction is a disease not a weakness of will or character whether it's one brought about by psychological conditions or genetic ones. Why people like you and jrv have to act so superior because of others ailments I'll never know.
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#135300 - 12/28/05 11:41 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
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Honey I'll go over this in a different way, maybe you'll understand.
Addiction is like the Mafia, people only get fully in it because they are foolish enough to dabble in the first place or because their family is already involved. (Heredity vs. Environment)
Since addiction is hereditary it makes me wonder about the accuracy of your alcohol consumption statements. You say once a month, I am wondering if there is someone who knows you that will say different.
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#135304 - 12/29/05 08:23 AM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Drugs or no drugs, Cyhterea is still one of the hottest chicks in porn IMO. What the fuck does she see in Brian anyway?
You unwittingly answered your own question...brilliant!
You start off with "Drugs or No Drugs...then End with what the fuck does she see in Brian(sloth)?"
What she see's in Brian(sloth) is in fact DRUGS...this is intuitive to me, for I have seen it in action in real life scenarios...
1) Hot chick Loves drugs
2) fat-slothy-ugly dude has drugs, or drug connections...or maybe even the money to BUY the drugs or make the drug commections...
3) Hot, morally bankrupt drug loving porn chick consumates her love affair with drugs by perpetrating a fraudulent love affair with fat-slothy-ugly dude with drugs/drug commections. fat-slothy-ugly dude (most likely) is aware of this parasitic relationship, but because he is slothy by nature, goes along with it and essentially trades drugs for sex/piss with hot drug loving chick.
4) When drugs run out or connections dry up, fat-slothy dude is too slothy to do anything about it so hot drug loving chick, who by now might not be so hot, moves on to the next parasite petri dish to find new slothy dude (fat, ugly or otherwise.)
Cytherea see's drugs, so she see's Brian because she see's the drugs............if Cytherea Stops seeing drugs, she stops seeing Brian, which means she has in fact stopped seeing drugs.... Quid Erat Demonstrandum.
Seriously, it can be a bitch keeping yourself, and a theoretical mate, consistently supplied with drugs over the long haul...that is where many of these out-of-the-blue "I am clean, I just detoxed..." stories that you see appearing on places like lukeisback.com come from...most addicts detox/clean up only when the supply dries up...Kaydence Skye high Price Genesis 6:1 did not trade in her yeyo for pork chops simply because she found a way to get a good buzz from Pork (the other white meat...)
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#135308 - 12/29/05 12:17 PM
Re: Cytherea Meltdown #486
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
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or you could go and read the reports yourself.
I did pull up the DEA web page. The second “other recent stories†item on the home page is titled - and I'm not making this up - Food, Faith and a Message.  Within I found a "fact sheet" (a misnomer if there ever was one) that claimed there are 16M "substance abusers" or "illegal drugs". I'm not sure where to look for peer-reviewed papers, but it's not DEA that's for sure.
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In the meantime, duck and jive around this statement:
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I haven't met one person, known one person well enough who does recreational drugs and is NOT addicted.
Hey, maybe the secret to defending that statement isn't defining the words "drug" and "addicted" but "who"? Maybe Padova lives in a drug rehabilitation center, which explains why she's never known one person who uses drugs who was NOT addicted (emphasis Padover).
I'm a man of the robe. When I see statements like that made in apparent sincerity it's a professional reflex to tear the speaker apart.
She works in porn, around porn chicks – isn't that like hanging around a rehab group, or at least a group that ought to be in rehab?
She said "not one", you said "very small". It's like calling the kettle black...
And nobody is talking about Cytheria. Has anyone gotten even a buzz from being pissed, er, squirted on by Cytheria? Might Cytheria be more popular with the talent and crew if that worked?
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