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#134971 - 07/17/08 10:47 AM Re: What.The.Fuck?
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
EL G you are a funny fucker, that really made my day, thanks for those captions.

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#134972 - 07/17/08 11:33 AM Re: What.The.Fuck?
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
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#134973 - 07/17/08 12:25 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Elli G is an expert on all things gay. He look for strap on content and jack off to it before he make post.

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#134974 - 07/17/08 01:29 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
i look your strap on content for make fun of you here, you are who take in the ass, so you are the only fag here




answer us a question Ryana, do you enjoy taking in the ass???

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#134975 - 07/17/08 09:10 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Not as much as you enjoy Subcribe for Meninpain.com

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#134976 - 07/17/08 09:17 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Anyone who shits up this priceless thread gets a week in the penalty box, I don't care who it is...take the flame wars elsewhere.

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#134977 - 07/17/08 09:35 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
This fucking guy stops at nothing, and no one is safe.

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#134978 - 07/17/08 10:05 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
i do not need to subscribe to meninpain.con, and i never gonna to subscribe in that site.

just google Ryan Knox Strap on

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=mt2&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=ryan+knox+strapon&spell=1

btw in that search i found another strapon scene of you with Amber Rayne


http://www.twistedfactory.com/models/?name=Ryan%20Knox

and check the schedule, definitely Ryana is a Master Power Bottom

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#134979 - 07/17/08 10:07 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I'm locking this shit up hardware adt style if you two continue to tarnish this thread with your tired ass flamewar.
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#134980 - 07/17/08 10:16 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
ok....i'm erect.
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#134981 - 07/17/08 10:17 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Well, Ryan is no doubt willing to be Dildo fucked by Sal McGay, while El G is the puerto Rican "MacBeth", gellus of sal's "Latin American king of Porn" Crown and willing to slice him open with a Pineapple machete to experience the thrill even for just a moment...

That was my last attempt to save this thread. Gia needs to be hardcore tough love "servicey" and lock it up if the 2 XPT versions of Hans and Fritz Katzenjammituptheirasses keep doing this here.
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#134982 - 07/17/08 10:57 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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while El G is the puerto Rican "MacBeth", gellus of sal's "Latin American king of Porn" Crown and willing to slice him open with a Pineapple machete to experience the thrill even for just a moment...ans and Fritz Katzenjammituptheirasses keep doing this here.





you metion that pineapple thing a lot, im sure you get cripple doing reverse pineapple Goatses




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#134983 - 07/18/08 06:34 AM Re: What.The.Fuck?
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

I'm locking this shit up hardware adt style if you two continue to tarnish this thread with your tired ass flamewar.




In order for there to be a war shouldn't someone have some ammunition? This doesn't even qualify as a flamepaintball game.
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#134984 - 07/18/08 06:56 AM Re: What.The.Fuck?
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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#134985 - 07/18/08 11:14 AM Re: What.The.Fuck?
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
God Bless the Penalty Box.
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#134986 - 07/18/08 06:54 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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That emoticon is sooo cute and funny Gi.

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#134987 - 07/18/08 07:32 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
willie posted it way back...
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#134988 - 07/18/08 08:29 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Fashion boots Sal




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#134989 - 07/18/08 08:35 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
Gigi Offline
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Posts: 3555
^^^i think i saw this on 'monster quest' last week
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#134990 - 07/18/08 10:22 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
Holly Randall Offline
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Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Fashion boots Sal







That's my favorite one so far!
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#134991 - 07/18/08 10:36 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Puke

Turn em up to 10^^^
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#134992 - 07/18/08 11:11 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:

Fashion boots Sal







That's my favorite one so far!





contact him for a photo shoot LOL!!!

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#134993 - 07/18/08 11:37 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Quote:

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Fashion boots Sal







That's my favorite one so far!





contact him for a photo shoot LOL!!!




Actually it would be kinda fun to shoot him.

Honestly, if I had a lot of money to throw around I'd love to do portraits on lots of different people in this industry. But not against-a-white-seamless kind of stuff, really elaborate scenarios a-la Chappelle.
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#134994 - 07/18/08 11:39 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
6655321 Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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Fashion boots Sal







That's my favorite one so far!





contact him for a photo shoot LOL!!!




Actually it would be kinda fun to shoot him.






you know... i think i said that about L-ke once....

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#134995 - 07/19/08 08:23 AM Re: What.The.Fuck?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

Actually it would be kinda fun to shoot him.

Honestly, if I had a lot of money to throw around I'd love to do portraits on lots of different people in this industry. But not against-a-white-seamless kind of stuff, really elaborate scenarios a-la Chappelle.


Couldn't you just take a cell phone camera into the local garden supply store?

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#134996 - 07/19/08 10:38 AM Re: What.The.Fuck?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
OMG it's like Sal's trying to do a layout in Elle. "You just woke up. In Taos. But you are still modest from a shameless night. The morning sun glistens..."
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#134997 - 07/20/08 01:08 AM Re: What.The.Fuck?
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
Quote:

Honestly, if I had a lot of money to throw around I'd love to do portraits on lots of different people in this industry.




Tell me you don't lack the $20 needed to pay this abortion's daily rate. Hell, he'd probably do it for a box of Newports and some Puma sweats.

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#134998 - 07/20/08 01:20 AM Re: What.The.Fuck?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Fashion boots Sal







That's my favorite one so far!





You soooo want those fuzzy booties dont you Holly? if they were a Lemon-chiffon shade of Yellow and 3 sizes smaller to fit your petite feet instead of Sal's Slabs O' Pig Feet, then I'd say ok, but I still think it's tasteful ONLY in the gaudiest of ways.
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#134999 - 07/21/08 02:06 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Who would wear those type of boots? Faux Uggs no less, the real ones are an atrocity themselves. That photo is by far the best yet. I think I will have this mental image stuck in my mind while Im trying to type fucking inventory of a house sale, hope I dont type boots.

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#135000 - 07/21/08 06:41 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
he borrowed them from his very BFF Angelica Liger..i mean Lauren

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#135001 - 08/05/08 03:02 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
I Love Moose Knuckle Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA
I can honestly say that I have never seen a dude with a tramp stamp before this...


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#135002 - 08/05/08 03:27 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i'm pretty sure lockwood has one
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#135003 - 08/05/08 04:55 PM Re: What.The.Fuck?
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

i'm pretty sure lockwood has one




sad but true...
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