Here are my picks for the best hardcwhore flicks, scenes, and sluts of ’05. Keep in mind that this is XXXPT and so it’s all about the GONZO, not features. I mainly included the companies that consistently sent me screeners over the past year although recently I have had an influx of stuff from a panoply of studios which will be reflected in next years selections, that is, if there is a next year. As always, you’ll see a lot of JM stuff getting props, but I’m not a shill or a pawn or an employee until I get to Cali. Basically, Jeff was the first fucker to send me videos almost 10 years ago when I was reviewing porn in a stapled xeroxed underground punk style fanzine that I published independently and therefore my porn worldview has been formulated by his movies since then. It was inexorable, a Perverted Stories fixation is what opened the door and even before there was a XXXPT, I was being corrupted by JM’s movies. They stood out from EVERY studio back then and that upstart intensity is still the forebear of today’s extreme porn norms that mirror Western society’s decay in so many ways. Let’s skip the philosophy, I excluded some of the categories from the ’04 picks and only included categories that sparked up the smutanico meat spliff.

Most Extreme Whore: Hillary Scott
Best Twat: Christie Lee
Best Tits: Missy Monroe
Best Ass: Jasmine Byrne
Best newcummer: Tiffany Rayne
Best director: Francesca Le'
Best studio: JM Productions
Best new studio: Chatsworth Pictures
Best series: Ashley Blue’s Attention Whores (JM Productions)
Best anal series: Ass’troyed (Next LeVL)
Best oral series: Cum Catchers (Smash)
Best big tit series: Built For Sex (Lethal Hardcore)
Best creampie series: Cream Filled Holes (Lethal Hardcore)
Best POV series: Frank Wank (Pariah Pictures)
Best movie: Butt Quest 4 (Le’ Wood)
Best scene: Jasmine Byrne, Mark Wood -- Butt Quest 4 (Le’ Wood)
Best anal scene: Hillary Scott, Alec Knight -- Jim Power’s Hooligans (JM Productions)
Best oral scene: Christie Lee, Angela Stone -- Cum Catchers 2 (Smash)
Best POV scene: Jasmine Byrne, Francesca Le’, Mark Wood -- A Different POV (Le’ Wood)
Best fetish dvd: Whale Tail (Smash)
Best interactive dvd: Playing With Hillary Scott (Anarchy)
Best ethnic themed: Youth N’ Asia (Evolution Erotica)
Best foreign porn: Twisted Tommy Productions
Best pro am: Ghost Pro Productions
Most original series: Hellfire Sex (Pariah Pictures)
Most extreme movie: Donkey Punch (Chatsworth Pictures)
Most consistent: Jim Powers
Coolest dude: Grip Johnson
Worst dvd: POV Casting Couch (Pure Filth)
Worst trend: Alt porn
Most pretentious: Eon Mckai
Most annoying: Wankus
Most repulsive: Dirty Harry
Most tragic: Genesis Skye

Top 5 DVDS of ‘05:
A Different POV (Le’ Wood)
New Nymphos 3 (Lethal Hardcore)
Rock Slut (1st Strike)
Young & Anal 34 (JM Productions)
Youth N’ Asia (Evolution Erotica)

Jasmine Bryne

I am so tired of Katsumi.

I don't get the Katsumi thing. Does that make me

I think Katsumi looks more like a transvetite than I do. LOL

best BTS: Attention Whores 4

"mutha fuckin shrek"

<--monstar

Ashley's bts stuff is pure gold.

Thank you again for my award. I got the best the trophy ever..

I'd just like to say that it'd be criminal if Hillary doesn't win the Best New Starlet Award at the AVNs tonight.

Yeah, nothing surprises me anymore. While everybody's at the Venetian I'm watching Anal Princess Diaries right now. My Powermac G4 thumping the new GZA vs Muggs cd laid back clocked in at 420 and there is no doubt Hillary SHOULD win. Jasmine Byrne SHOULD be next in line. Sunny why?

McKenzie Lee nabbed it....JM got a couple of awards too, though (For Midnight Prowl and Girlvert)!

McKenzie fucking Who? Hillary was robbed, Jasmine Byrne was robbed, even Sunny Lane got shafted. I just saw the other winners as well. Hillary should've actually got nom'd for female performer of the year b/c after watching Anal Princess Diaries it's case closed. Even Butt Quest 4 and Attention Whores didn't win, so it just goes to show that SMUTMUTANT's awards stand for TRUTH & JUSTICE!

Who's McKenzie Lee?

Looking at her list of credits it turns out that I've seen a couple of videos with her. She didn't make an impression at the time.

How makes these picks?

Her and Ariana Jolle are lovers.

Add this to the list... see upcumming review for an explanation.

Another exclusive pic of Christie from Cameltoe 3, see why her chooch deserves much respect.