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#134265 - 12/18/05 10:44 AM Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
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In light of all the girls I've had to try and talk out of getting boob jobs, I thought I'd make a list of girls with perfect natural tits who would make me enormously sad if they got implants. I'm sure you guys have others to add to this list.

Brea Bennett
Charlie Laine
Sunny Leone
Marie Luv
Kimberly Kane
Lily Thai
Sarah Blake
Christie Lee
Kirsten Price
Penny Flame
Jesse Capelli (this is a bit of a "duh"-- she was a Perfect 10 model)
Charmaine Star
Monique Alexander

These are only girls I've shot-- I'm sure there are plenty of other pornstars who fit this category but I haven't worked with them. Normally, I prefer smaller, natural boobs, but there ARE some girls who really did (or still do) need to get them done.
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#134266 - 12/18/05 11:29 AM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Quote:

In light of all the girls I've had to try and talk out of getting boob jobs, I thought I'd make a list of girls with perfect natural tits who would make me enormously sad if they got implants. I'm sure you guys have others to add to this list.

Brea Bennett
Charlie Laine
Sunny Leone
Marie Luv
Kimberly Kane
Lily Thai
Sarah Blake
Christie Lee
Kirsten Price
Penny Flame
Jesse Capelli (this is a bit of a "duh"-- she was a Perfect 10 model)
Charmaine Star
Monique Alexander

These are only girls I've shot-- I'm sure there are plenty of other pornstars who fit this category but I haven't worked with them. Normally, I prefer smaller, natural boobs, but there ARE some girls who really did (or still do) need to get them done.




I agree with your list mainly because Club Da Burglar is opposed to most boob jobs in General, refusing to even interview chicks if they have tampered with nature. Your last sentence is a very narrow segment of the young female demographic and a highly specific exception in our opinion...

...if a young otherwise beautiful porn starlet feels like her beauty is flawed and is dissatisfied with her breasts, she may still exact revenge and validate her ability to attract males and induce ejaculations by emphasizing other aspects of her physical beauty and sexuality, such as her "O"-ring or her tonsils...
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#134267 - 12/18/05 12:50 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Holly Randall Offline
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The girls I refer to that should consider boob jobs are few are far between. It's not necessarily because they are too small, but sometimes you get what I call "flapjack tits" from women who have had children. Now under normal circumstances that's fine, but when you decide to make a career out of being nude, that's different. And I'm not suggesting these women get huge ballons attached to their chest. A good example is Anais-- she got her boobs done, and had them only filled out to a modest C cup. But overall, most girls should keep what they have. Even Jenna had nice boobs before she got them done, in my opinion. In case you couldn't tell because of my huge rack (snort) mine are real-- and I'm keeping 'em that way.
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#134268 - 12/18/05 01:01 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Da Burglar Offline
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The "Flapjack Tit" Fetish Community will now give you grief, but otherwise well said. I am trying to think of something profound to type regarding Mrs. Butterworth and cumfarting but I am lost...you need to post more often Holly, and have Luke snap some pictures of you posting on XPT...
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#134269 - 12/18/05 04:57 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Cow Offline
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I don´t care anymore. Soon we will se Violet Blue, Haley Paige, Hailey Young, and Christie Lee with FAKE boobies.
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#134270 - 12/18/05 05:23 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
haileyyoung Offline
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Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
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I don´t care anymore. Soon we will se Violet Blue, Haley Paige, Hailey Young, and Christie Lee with FAKE boobies.



Sorry Cow, you are wrong, I will NEVER get fake tits, I love my small ones, they treat me well, I would look retarded with fake tits

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#134271 - 12/18/05 06:07 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
2cums Offline
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Haley Paige has beautiful orbs.

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#134272 - 12/18/05 06:11 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
VancouverXXX Offline
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Registered: 09/21/04
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I don´t care anymore. Soon we will se Violet Blue, Haley Paige, Hailey Young, and Christie Lee with FAKE boobies.



Sorry Cow, you are wrong, I will NEVER get fake tits, I love my small ones, they treat me well, I would look retarded with fake tits




But, i bet you would change your tune if you were offered implants that looked like Pamela Peaks!

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#134273 - 12/18/05 07:11 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
smutspov Offline
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Fake tits are usually tragic cept in a few cases. Missy Monroe says she'd never do it, so did Haley Paige, let's hope they don't ruin those holy yabbos of theirs.
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#134274 - 12/18/05 07:12 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
gia jordan Offline
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I like nice tits- real or fake. I just so happen to think my 34A/B rack is one of my best features, so I'm keeping them. I once had a bf who offered to buy me implants, but I declined the offer. If I had small, saggy tits, sign me up; however, they're small, firm tits and will stay that way.
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#134275 - 12/18/05 07:15 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
DepravedLunatic Offline
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I hate anything fake about women. Fake tits are no exception. Hate 'Em. With a passion. I think women with fake tits should be banned from porn. Let them go woo all the suckers at the titty bar. If I wanted to touch or admire silicone or other virtues of breast enhancement I'd by my own and stick them on the wall like a hunting trophy. What's the difference?

Fake boobs = insecurity.

I'll take a real woman with an A-cup everyday over a fake bitch with fake tits.
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#134276 - 12/18/05 07:25 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
DepravedLunatic Offline
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Quote:

Fake tits are usually tragic cept in a few cases. Missy Monroe says she'd never do it, so did Haley Paige, let's hope they don't ruin those holy yabbos of theirs.





I like Missy Monroe. She's a nasty whore.
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#134277 - 12/18/05 08:18 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
christie lee Offline
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i love my boobs. they are firm and perky. i would never get them done.

xo christie lee
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#134278 - 12/18/05 08:29 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Monstar Offline
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Quote:

I like nice tits- real or fake.




hear, hear! Carmen, Stormy, Benz & Eva are perfect examples of great big fake titties gone right. god bless those girls for i love me a big rack.
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#134279 - 12/18/05 08:43 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
DepravedLunatic Offline
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Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 49
Loc: WHerever the Fuck I Want
Quote:

Quote:

I like nice tits- real or fake.




hear, hear! Carmen, Stormy, Benz & Eva are perfect examples of great big fake titties gone right. god bless those girls for i love me a big rack.




You know with the technology we have today I might be able to provide you with a blow-up doll so you can violate her various orifice'. Maybe we should just replace all the porn whores with blow up dolls. Gee I would sure like to see a blow up doll get violated!!!

HAR!

Disclaimer:

What you have witnessed in this post is sarcasm. I hold no liability under the proliferation of fake-ness nor the flakes that are modified of such.

*No genuine breasts were harmed during the creation of this post*
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#134280 - 12/18/05 09:07 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Monstar Offline
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already done.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild her, we have the technology. We have the capability to make the worlds first Bionic Harlot. Better than she was before. Better. Stronger. Faster. Bigger Rack.
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#134281 - 12/18/05 09:07 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
DepravedLunatic Offline
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Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 49
Loc: WHerever the Fuck I Want
Quote:

In light of all the girls I've had to try and talk out of getting boob jobs, I thought I'd make a list of girls with perfect natural tits who would make me enormously sad if they got implants. I'm sure you guys have others to add to this list.

Brea Bennett
Charlie Laine
Sunny Leone
Marie Luv
Kimberly Kane
Lily Thai
Sarah Blake
Christie Lee
Kirsten Price
Penny Flame
Jesse Capelli (this is a bit of a "duh"-- she was a Perfect 10 model)
Charmaine Star
Monique Alexander

These are only girls I've shot-- I'm sure there are plenty of other pornstars who fit this category but I haven't worked with them. Normally, I prefer smaller, natural boobs, but there ARE some girls who really did (or still do) need to get them done.




Perhaps I may agree with the legacy on some issues.... I do disagree with fake tits.

Yes, Cronyism/Nepotism sucks too? What? You're in a state of De'Nile?
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#134282 - 12/18/05 09:13 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
DepravedLunatic Offline
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Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 49
Loc: WHerever the Fuck I Want
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already done.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild her, we have the technology. We have the capability to make the worlds first Bionic Harlot. Better than she was before. Better. Stronger. Faster. Bigger Rack.




Perhaps it's a good notion, Alex, but we should search for something better.. something real. THere is nothing erotic about recreation in such a cosmetic sense.
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#134283 - 12/18/05 10:29 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Gentlemen, we can rebuild her, we have the technology. We have the capability to make the worlds first Bionic Harlot. Better than she was before. Better. Stronger. Faster. Bigger Rack.




And that's why Weird Science is one of my favorite movies.
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#134284 - 12/18/05 10:56 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Sorry Cow, you are wrong, I will NEVER get fake tits, I love my small ones, they treat me well, I would look retarded with fake tits


-- Hailey Young


Quote:

I love my boobs. they are firm and perky. i would never get them done


-- Christie lee


Quote:

Quote:


Gentlemen, we can rebuild her, we have the technology. We have the capability to make the worlds first Bionic Harlot. Better than she was before. Better. Stronger. Faster. Bigger Rack.




And that's why Weird Science is one of my favorite movies.


-- GIA



XPT --- Home of the coolest, smartest, most naturally hot chicks in porn. Man this is soooo refreshing...I need to go to bed and yet here I sit, excited by the enthusiasm of our girls' in this thread for there natural beauty....If Hailey, Gia or Christie ever get a boob job... I QUIT!!!!

Ummm, wait......nvm just fucking leave yourselves alone!!! (I haven't used banana cream since this morning...)
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#134285 - 12/18/05 11:59 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
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I just like nice boobs - I don't care if they're implants or real. I don't think many people really care - as long as they look nice!!! Tara Reid got lots of bad press about having implants and now those same magazines can't get enough bikini shoots of her! Noone seems to think any worse of Pamela Anderson, Jordan etc. I bet if they had their natural small boobs they wouldn't have all the fame and fortune they've got now

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#134286 - 12/19/05 03:24 AM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
In 20+ years of watching porn I can think of only one case of cosmetic rework, including boob job, where the results were enough of an improvement to have been worth the risk. Every other case was at best "no worse than before" and didn't justify the risks. And then there are the disasters...

The one case that turned out well was "Celeste" from 10-15 years ago, the one dating Woody Long.
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#134287 - 12/19/05 04:11 AM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
ben Offline
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I just really really really like boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially if they're big :P

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#134288 - 12/19/05 10:38 AM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
RENFIELD1 Offline
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Registered: 07/04/05
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Belladonna has pretty nice tits. Actually I think they are beautiful. And she just stopped nursing.

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#134289 - 12/19/05 12:02 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
I thought Bella got her's done, but apparently I'm wrong? I don't like to spread false rumors, so I'm changing this post. She always had lovely boobs and never needed to get them fixed, but for some reason I thought she'd got them done. I'm probably just getting her confused with the other chicks who got uneeded jobs.
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#134290 - 12/19/05 12:55 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Holly Randall Offline
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OK I'm getting crap now. Am I wrong about Bella's boobs? I don't know why/how I think they were done, but for some reason I do. Does anyone know the truth? Am I crazy? I love Bella and I don't want to insult her, so if she's all natural I apologize.
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#134291 - 12/19/05 01:57 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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OK I'm getting crap now. Am I wrong about Bella's boobs? I don't know why/how I think they were done, but for some reason I do. Does anyone know the truth? Am I crazy? I love Bella and I don't want to insult her, so if she's all natural I apologize.




Can't you just use your porn royalty/pop star status and cop a feel? Find out where she is, drive over and express yourself....
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#134292 - 12/19/05 02:24 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Holly Randall Offline
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Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
LOL, I never feel up my models. In fact, I really try to retain a respectful distance, even when I'm lubing up their pussies. I was looking back at our most recent shoot of Bella, and her boobs were natural then. I think the blur of naked girls combined with my blondeness has confused me.
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#134293 - 12/19/05 02:44 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
RENFIELD1 Offline
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Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
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OK I'm getting crap now. Am I wrong about Bella's boobs? I don't know why/how I think they were done, but for some reason I do. Does anyone know the truth? Am I crazy? I love Bella and I don't want to insult her, so if she's all natural I apologize.


enterbelladonna.com there is a whole thread on should she or shouldn't she.
She never has and says she's not going to for now.

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#134294 - 12/19/05 02:53 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Holly Randall Offline
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Loc: Outer Space
Thank you for clearing that up. I say keep 'em, they're lovely, but it's obviously her own choice.
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#134295 - 12/19/05 03:13 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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In fact, I really try to retain a respectful distance, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.





You fit right in here Holly, you really do....this should be your new sig for at least until after AEE/AVN
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#134296 - 12/19/05 03:31 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Holly Randall Offline
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Loc: Outer Space
Took your advice, like my new signature? Seriously, Onxxx has filmed so much footage of me lubing the gals up, we could do a whole DVD on me touching girls' privates.
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#134297 - 12/19/05 03:45 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Cow Offline
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Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 348
Loc: Venice, LA
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Quote:

Sorry Cow, you are wrong, I will NEVER get fake tits, I love my small ones, they treat me well, I would look retarded with fake tits


-- Hailey Young


Quote:

I love my boobs. they are firm and perky. i would never get them done


-- Christie lee






Is this a matching quote of Alana Evans and Katie Gold two years ago or what?
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#134298 - 12/19/05 05:24 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
2cums Offline
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The door doesn't swing both ways for you Holly? I am shocked, totally shocked.

Or is it that you only perform pussy licking and analingus off camera?

I am not a fan of boob jobs however a good example of fake hooters I do like belong to Hillary Scott. Her Doc was Picaso
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#134299 - 12/19/05 06:36 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
SAP Offline
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Agree completely Holly!

Please keep talking them all out of getting boob jobs....

JB

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#134300 - 12/19/05 06:38 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Holly Randall Offline
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I'm not into girls. I realize it's a shame with all the beautiful women I'm surrounded by, but they just don't do it for me. (Plus I don't have sex with talent. It's just my rule.) I'm not particularly interested unless there is a cock involved. I've been with a woman twice in my life-- and both times there was a man involved. I'm very shy with women, whereas I'm very comfortable with men.
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#134301 - 12/19/05 09:12 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Da Burglar Offline
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I'm not into girls. I realize it's a shame with all the beautiful women I'm surrounded by, but they just don't do it for me. (Plus I don't have sex with talent. It's just my rule.) I'm not particularly interested unless there is a cock involved. I've been with a woman twice in my life-- and both times there was a man involved. I'm very shy with women, whereas I'm very comfortable with men.




Extremely refreshing candor and honesty from Holly...We all know Luke demands and actively seeks out a woman with strong moral fiber and a functioning moral compass...his patience and integrity have been rewarded with just about the closest approximation of a perfect woman today. Luke is a role model for all of us here who only vicariously practice perversion through the pornography we watch, but who in real life are decent, upstanding and respectful males who open doors and pull out chairs for ladies, kiss ladies on the hand, and throw their $500 coats in 3 feet wide puddles of mud to allow a lady to cross unsullied.

And Holly, the concerned progressive pornography prodigy with an old world personal values index ...who wants her girls to be happy with their bodies, who lovingly practices minimally invasive lube procudures during dildo shoots, who prefers to avoid potential conflict of interest sex with talent, and who likes the natural order of things (cock) as opposed to the unnatural...Holly and Luke are the older brother/sister role model couple for the porn industry, for both talent and fans alike.

(Is it just me or does Holly continue to produce as much, if not more heat / wood as any cum guzzling chick who frequents this board? )
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#134302 - 12/20/05 05:56 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
2cums Offline
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(Is it just me or does Holly continue to produce as much, if not more heat / wood as any cum guzzling chick who frequents this board? )




Nope, its not just you Burg. I think Holly is aware of her stroke potential. I admit to pulling out loads to her pics.


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#134303 - 12/20/05 11:24 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Holly Randall Offline
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Aaaw, I'm so flattered that you'd suggest you masturbate to my pictures. My head has swollen to such enormous proportions that I don't think I can get out the front door.

Anyhow I would like to personally thank Christie Lee for allowing me to feel her boobs last night, while I was of course retaining my respectful distance. It reminded me why I created this post, because damn her tits are perfect. Not fair.
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#134304 - 12/21/05 04:09 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
2cums Offline
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Holly, you're sending mixed messages. You say you only want IT if there is a cock involved yet you had the desire to feel up Christies boobies??

I might be onto something here but who is to blame you for wanting to grope all these women.

Since you don't have the urge to lick your fingers after "prepping" Aria Giovanni's pussy for a photo shoot, I'm taking you down a notch on my PERFECT WOMAN list

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#134305 - 12/21/05 04:40 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Holly Randall Offline
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It was purely in the name of science. She was demonstrating how firm they were, which of course was true. There was no sexual gratification derived from it.
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#134306 - 12/21/05 07:04 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
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It was purely in the name of science. She was demonstrating how firm they were, which of course was true. There was no sexual gratification derived from it.




I like your casting couch techniques. Damn you! You get prod, molest and finger hotties all day and use the excuse, "I'm just doing my job". And at the end of the day you feel no shame, guilt or remorse because really, "You were just doing your job". All the while maintaining your heterosexuality.

Maybe I chose the wrong career path.
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#134307 - 12/21/05 08:12 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
kyoto Offline
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this thread makes Holly even more attractive than before. Holly, can I lick your asshole?

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#134308 - 12/21/05 08:28 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
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this thread makes Holly even more attractive than before. Holly, can I lick your asshole?




It's the classiness of the posts on this board that keep me coming back. I appreciate upstanding members of decent society with values such as yourselves. Christ, I really am starting to sound like Luke. Help!
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#134309 - 12/21/05 08:31 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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this thread makes Holly even more attractive than before. Holly, can I lick your asshole?



Kyoto, can you give me a list of the whores you'll be stalking at AEE next month? I wanna follow along and document your metldowns as they reject you. Thanks.

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#134310 - 12/21/05 08:41 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
kyoto Offline
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Loc: IL
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this thread makes Holly even more attractive than before. Holly, can I lick your asshole?



Kyoto, can you give me a list of the whores you'll be stalking at AEE next month? I wanna follow along and document your metldowns as they reject you. Thanks.




oh, you'll be in Vegas? I'm sure you'll attempt to get into the porn parties but the bouncers will take one look at your hideous face and reject you like usual. maybe you can ask the club owners to turn up the music real loud and give you a seabreeze. you can have your own party on the sidewalk!

then at 4am when the drunk porn girls are leaving the club you can try to hump them while they get a cab.

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#134311 - 12/21/05 08:49 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
I just want a list...you might be hard to pick out from the other semi-balding, slightly-taller-than-midget Asian types with their cameras and tiny round-framed eyeglasses trying to get Jenna Jameson to hug you while some poor slob passing by is forced not only to witness it, but to capture it on binary for your stalker wall. It's really not too much to ask, is it?

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#134312 - 12/21/05 08:55 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
kyoto Offline
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Loc: IL
I don't know what's lamer. your response or the time you banned smartt 30 seconds after becomng a mod. (my bitch, wille) (me)

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#134313 - 12/21/05 09:02 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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Banning smartt was much lamer. It was more like a day-and-a-half.
I don't get sexually involved with cats.
I just want a list. If you do it on the fly, just say so. No one will hate you for it.

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#134314 - 12/21/05 09:18 PM Re: Girls I would kill if they got a boob job
Dane Offline
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Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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this thread makes Holly even more attractive than before. Holly, can I lick your asshole?



Kyoto, can you give me a list of the whores you'll be stalking at AEE next month? I wanna follow along and document your metldowns as they reject you. Thanks.



Well because Kyoto won't give you a list of girls that will reject him, I'll offer up my own list of girls I will unbsuccessful hit on during AEE.

Dana Dearmond, while not really a porno whore, she'll be at AEE signing for someone and I'll be right there molesting her bum.

Katja Kassin- I know for a fact she has a thing for black guys with huge cocks. I'm not black nor do I have a huge cock, plus add to teh fact that she is married and one of the most straight and arrow porn chicks, I don't se eme getting any ass from her.

Kaylynn- I just love her ass

Gia Jordan- Ijust want to have coffee with her because she is smart and stuff, I took some hot pictures of her at some party and she was all into it. Cool chick.

Hilary Scott- I love a girl that can fist her own butt hole. That's wifey material. I'm aware of all the news stuff she was involved with last month, but in the jizz biz all that stuff is common so it doesn't really affect the way I look at her. She is still fuckable and she'll still punch me in the face if I try to stick my finger in her pussy.

The rest of the chicks I want to bone down I know kinda well so i don't want to put them on blast and set them up for insults so I'll keep those ones to myself
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