from www.lukeisback.com

"Early Wednesday morning, the Porn King arose to let his dog out. He was jumped by thugs who forced their way into his house, captured the king's wife, and put the king (and his wife) in handcuffs (in a rather nasty fashion too). The thugs stole the wife's wedding ring and other jewelry, ransacked and robbed the house, and frightened the Jesus out of the porners.

Police spent the day at the porn king's residence. It looked like a planned job. Did it come from within the industry?"



what I wanna know is...where the crap is Random to post this stuff. He usually sniffs out the other sites for gossip...dude is AWOL.

I guess Skeeter has to pay his legal bills somehow.

This shit is tooooooo funny-I wonder if they raped his Ass? If they did, it would make for a great scene! It could possibly win an AVN award!