19073 Members
14 Forums
40349 Topics
614156 Posts
Max Online: 639 @ 01/18/23 06:59 AM
|
|
|
#133241 - 12/13/05 08:56 AM
Re: Eva Angelina - Monstar Interview
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
|
Quote:
Quote:
Eva: Yeah, I’m joining the Navy.
Someone should tell the sweet girl that while the Navy does have 'boatloads of seamen', it's not what she thinks.
that was good shit.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#133242 - 12/13/05 09:22 AM
Re: Eva Angelina - Monstar Interview
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
|
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#133244 - 12/13/05 05:36 PM
Re: Eva Angelina - Monstar Interview
|
Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
|
Quote:
Eva: Yeah, I’m joining the Navy.
I'm not kidding, I spit dinner out when I read this. This is fucking hilarious on so many levels. Does she understand how hard you have to work? You work meal to meal. This means you work 6 hours on, 6 off, then repeat every day until port(sometimes you don't get your 6 off b/c of work). I was in the Navy from '93 to '98 and I never grossed more than $20K. The pay has been adjusted since, but not much. Most of the women in the navy are fat heffers with asses as wide as ax-handles, she definately won't fit in there. As funny as this is I think she is totally hot and  .
On a serious note... Monstar, if this girl is serious about the Navy, tell her to get an "A" school. Any school, do not go in undesignated. The undesignated get all the shit jobs on the ship. If she is serious, I'll help her out with some recommendations about the jobs and what they require.
_________________________
If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#133249 - 12/14/05 09:51 AM
Re: Eva Angelina - Monstar Interview
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
|
I love how she says, "I got my fix. I can go home now." That's exactly it! I've tried to explain how it is that I don't get attached beyond on-screen, and that's it! Fucking talent on-screen is like a junkie going behind a building to get a fix!
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#133251 - 12/14/05 12:38 PM
Re: Eva Angelina - Monstar Interview
|
Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
|
To bad she didnt join in time to die in the USS Cole. The world would be a better place without the whore.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#133252 - 12/14/05 12:41 PM
Re: Eva Angelina - Monstar Interview
|
Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
|
Quote:
I love how she says, "I got my fix. I can go home now." That's exactly it! I've tried to explain how it is that I don't get attached beyond on-screen, and that's it! Fucking talent on-screen is like a junkie going behind a building to get a fix!
Now that post got me wet and jerking off.   
Why is there no female banana jerking off or fingering her holes???
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#133253 - 12/14/05 02:28 PM
Re: Eva Angelina - Monstar Interview
|
ADT regular
Registered: 11/24/05
Posts: 14
|
yeah, honestly, I think she's hot and everything, but I kinda resent her too after hearing that whole ex-boyfriend story and all. . .
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#133254 - 12/18/05 12:10 AM
Re: Eva Angelina - Monstar Interview
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
|
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#133255 - 12/18/05 02:57 PM
Re: Eva Angelina - Monstar Interview
|
Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
|
She's really naive to think that she can leave porn, go into the Navy, and then come back to porn and achieve the same status. She ought to just take a break from the biz, like 6 months or so, and then come back.
_________________________
Amor est vitae essentia
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#133263 - 12/21/05 02:03 AM
Re: Eva Angelina - Monstar Interview
|
AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
|
Well they do have quite a penchant in navies around the world for buggery  [usually male to male though] and lesbianism. [there's no real good emoticon for lesbians  ]. So maybe she sees the navy as practise. I'm sure there's things they can teach her in the navy that even the world of porn is yet to see. 
_________________________
Can someone reactivate me please. I vote my deactivation as the lamest ever. You know its right. Do it, do it do it.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
|
0 registered (),
309
Guests and
3
Spiders online. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Previous Topic
Index
