I consider myself the resident swirlie expert as Ive given plenty of them in my days, so I was very excited to see JM take up this great theme. here is my review of the DVD.

Scene 1:Kelly Rose & Jenner. Scene is a little slow,maybe becuz Im not used to watching 1 on 1 scenes anymore, but it was a bit long, but well done. Of course the ending is what Im waiting for. Poor Kelly is concerned how she will get "cleaned up" before work. Well Jenner takes her to the bathroom and shows her how its done. Shoves her head in the toilet and gives her a flush...the one part I didnt like though was the fact that they(the camera) panned to a "under the toilet" view, just showing her face in some water. It wasnt over done in this scene, but then back to the normal camera angle, and she gets another swirlie, and this one ruled...Jenner held Kelly up by the legs and put her in backwards of sorts and she flushed herself...that was fucking brilliant!!!...hope they do something like that again, and hopefully to Ashley Blue. I rate this scene an 8.5 based on the ending alone. I also give alot of credit to Jenner, cuz he makes sure Kellys hair goes into the toilet, as thats the key to a good swrilie...he seems to know what hes doing.

Scene 2:Julie Knight,Andrew Andretti, Hershel Savage
starts out as just Julie and one of the guys, lots of dirty talk from Julie, very hot!!! 2nd guy joins in shortly, lots of DP's, ATM's and great sex, well shot,very hot scene...Julie cant wait to get cleaned up in the toilet...gets multiple swirlies,but again, panned to that "underwater angle" but didnt dwell too long,great scene,Julie rocked, dudes did a good job...I rate this scene a 9

Scene 3:Angelina Bonet, Alex Sanders, Ruby Red
man did this scene start great, 2 hot girls chatting on the bed about getting swirlies, and then along comes Alex Sanders. Girls wanna get dirty and get swirlies. Starts with a little girl/girl action, and then Alex shared the two. Sex was very good, ATM's,girls playing with each other, a very busy scene,and again well shot,this scene had me so worked up,so much potential,I couldnt wait for the conclusion,then came Alex's dribble of a pathetic cum shot, and then off to the bathroom, and this is where the scene bombed bad,Ruby Red wants to go first and Alex puts her down for a swirlie, but neglects to get her hair in there and then they totally focus almost exclusively on that stupid underwater under the toilet angle...horrible!!!and the swirlie was weak, almost like Alex was scared to give it to them, then it was Angelinas turn...same crap,both girls had long beautiful hair,but Alex tried to make sure he didnt get it in the toilet, and again that dumb ass underwater view,dwelled way to long on that..this scene had so much potential, but ended up being a total buzz kill. The focus should be on the girls head in the toilet, and giving her an actual swirlie,like in scenes 1 and 2. The end sucked, and Alex Sanders sucks even more...a poor excuse for a performer. I give this scene a 6, cuz the girls were hot and very enthusiastic, but you can shove a hot poker up Alex's ass

Scene 4: Ariana Jollee and Jenner.
Ariana looks great,shes concerned cuz Jenners younger brother gave her younger brother a swirlie at skool. well things happen, they fuck, well shot,good sex,great ending.Jenner decides to show her the same fate as Arianas little brother, and gives her a few swirlies, but again a few too many under the toilet shots, but still good quality swirlies. again Jenner makes sure all of her hair is in the toilet, and gives a few good flushes...I give the scene a 8.5...

there are some "behind the scenes footage" and a few other usual, but good JM extras

Overall I give the DVD a solid 8.5, and it's well worth your money. Im hoping that this title will be a staple at JMP, can hopefully look forward to future "Swirlies" releases. My advice,dont dwell on that underwater angle,yeah, its cool to pan over there,and show it briefly, but the focus should be on the swirlie itself. Scene 3 still pisses me off,with 2 eager sluts, there should have been more swirlies and could have been soooo much better. the idea of 2 girls is great, but do it right, or better yet, get me in there to hand out the swirlies. I also think Jenner did an admirable job in his scenes, and knew what to do with the girls. having Ashley Blue in here would put vol. 2 over the top. she needs a swirlie so bad,and I bet she could give a mean one too. other girls I'd like to see:Kelly Wells,Gen Padova,Gia Paloma,Leah Luv,Sierra Sinn, basically any girl will do...a shampoo/hair rinse swirlie would be cool too...but overall JM did a great job and I applaud their effort. Hope this review helped, and I hope JM does do another volume of Swirlies.

Bravo! This guy truly knows the "key to a good swirlie" but I like the underwater up angle for pure comedy. That's Jim Powers for you. Always thinking of new angles in his neo-exploitation flicks. I think I just created a new genre to describe his gonzo.

dunk those dumb bitches heads

I had another "Swirlies" revelation today...I would like to see the sluts head in the toilet for an ENTIRE anal scene, and make sure you keep flushing...we wouldnt miss looking at the sluts face for 5 minutes or so.
picture that bananas head in the toilet for a while...banana porn (I think those are bananas)