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#12903 - 12/31/03 01:25 AM
M LYONS NEW COLUMNIST AT LUKE FORD
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/01/03
Posts: 53
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PRESS RELEASE:
Luke Ford is proud to announce that it will be paying M Lyons $1,000 per week to write a daily column.
The "popular mod" at ADT, Lyons, who is 5 feet 5 inches short and 55 years old, is renowned for his many published papers on the theory of light in porn, will start his column at Luke Ford on January 6th, 2004.
Lyons, who recently separated from his brain cells after a heated court battle, is egg-static about the new venture:
"I am egg-static," said M Lyons.
M Lyons' new column will be given the heading Caged Lyons. Don't miss it, folks!!
Thank you.
Edited by whtzahor4 (01/19/04 06:09 AM)
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#12905 - 12/31/03 05:59 AM
Re: M LYONS NEW COLUMNIST AT LUKE FORD
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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PRESS RELEASE:
Luke Ford is proud to announce that it will be paying M Lyons $1,000 per week to write a daily column.
The "popular mod" at ADT , Lyons, who is 5 feet 5 inches short and 55 years old, is renowned for his many published papers on the theory of light in porn, will start his column at Luke Ford on January 6th, 2004.
Lyons, who recently separated from his brain cells after a heated court battle, is egg-static about the new venture:
"I am egg-static," said M Lyons.
M Lyons' new column will be given the heading Caged Lyons. Don't miss it, folks!!
Thank you.
This is a joke,right? 
Edited by whtzahor4 (01/19/04 06:14 AM)
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#12906 - 12/31/03 06:38 AM
Re: M LYONS NEW COLUMNIST AT LUKE FORD
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 380
Loc: ADT 24/7
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Quote:
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PRESS RELEASE:
Luke Ford is proud to announce that it will be paying M Lyons $1,000 per week to write a daily column.
The "popular mod" at ADT, Lyons, who is 5 feet 5 inches short and 55 years old, is renowned for his many published papers on the theory of light in porn, will start his column at Luke Ford on January 6th, 2004.
Lyons, who recently separated from his brain cells after a heated court battle, is egg-static about the new venture:
"I am egg-static," said M Lyons.
M Lyons' new column will be given the heading Caged Lyons. Don't miss it, folks!!
Thank you.
This is a joke,right?
You heard it here first! Congrats Lyonman. I was getting tired of Scott's funny writings anyways. Good to see someone come and really make the site reach it's goals of the perfect colors and lighting that all websites should have. Not to mention reviews so long your you forget what tits looked like before you can get thurs the timing code section.
thanks for the scoop LB. cmon bring gold old Rod Stewart back. I'll even sing his hits songs for the fun of it. First song "hot legs"
Edited by whtzahor4 (01/19/04 06:21 AM)
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#12907 - 12/31/03 06:53 AM
Re: M LYONS NEW COLUMNIST AT LUKE FORD
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
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PRESS RELEASE:
Luke Ford is proud to announce that it will be paying M Lyons $1,000 per week to write a daily column.
The "popular mod" at ADT, Lyons, who is 5 feet 5 inches short and 55 years old, is renowned for his many published papers on the theory of light in porn, will start his column at Luke Ford on January 6th, 2004.
Lyons, who recently separated from his brain cells after a heated court battle, is egg-static about the new venture:
"I am egg-static," said M Lyons.
M Lyons' new column will be given the heading Caged Lyons. Don't miss it, folks!!
Thank you.
This is a joke,right?
I was going to do the column, but I insisted on $1,500.00 a week.
Edited by whtzahor4 (01/19/04 06:20 AM)
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