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#126244 - 10/31/05 09:50 AM Fun Gag Factor Fan Mail!
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Got this today in my e-mail, figured I'd share it..

Greetings

My name is Juan, and i am writing about your gag factor videos!

I download a lot of shit on the internet out of curiosity etc etc
Of course, im a male and sometime i look for porn, one of the great features the internet has to offer.... i want porn for free? ill get it!!! doesnt matter where or when..... if i want it, i find it!


now, im talking about Pornography! When i say porn n shit like that i think about man and woman having sex in different variating positions!

YOUR videos though, are closer to to that what they call the SNUFF category!!
I mean seriously, i smoke weed, and i break the law with that...... cause i smoke a PLANT!!!! A WEED ITS NOT EVEN A GODDAMN PLANT.......
AND YOU PEOPLE RAPE WOMEN, SEND IT ACROSS THE WORLD via the internet......
WHERE IS YOUR DIGNITY?? IF ANY AT ALL????
You should all be shot without questioning!!!!!

I mean, you must have a lot of "brainsick-perverted-ready-to-be-taken-to-the-nearest-mental-clinic-to-be-locked-up-forever-and-throw-away-the-key" fans that find the sound of a choking woman and the view of vomit n cum soked dicks ON TURNING........ (god help us)

i cant explain your existance in any way...... Its exactly videos like yours and people like YOU, that RAPE AND KILL WOMEN!!!! IT IS YOU THAT SPAWN LESBIANS!!! IT IS YOU THAT MAKE WOMEN AFRAID OF SEX!!!!!

Where i live now, i lived before aswell! And in between i lived in the UNITED STATES OF FUCKED UP PEOPLE (and i was born in that shitty country too :-( )
The sex here and there..... the difference is like Dark and Light, Black and White, yes and no!

HERE, Women are not afraid of the cock! here they like it..... Nobody forces anybody to do anything.......
I have a lot of fun in bed with women.... creativity and imagination etc etc
but in the US, women touched my dick like if they never touched a dick before!
and after i had sex with them like i do, they couldnt get enough of..... and just because i treated them like humans.... like women..... like the miraculous beings that they are! Miraculous? i wouldnt be surprised AT ALL if you didnt understand why i say miraculous!
For it is the female that has the ability to create something as complex as a human life! Something you people will NEVER EVER LEARN to appreciate! just look at your videos (barf)


now.... i dont know what u people must have lived through when u were kids n stuff, obviosly your dads must have fucked you in the throat like that while beating and insulting your moms, where else would you get the idea of degrading woman like that???? Redneck ass fucking father and a drug addict depressiv, suicidal mother, cause of the trash she fucked with and the shit that came out of her pussy!!! Thats how i picture you, your parents and your miserable pathetic existance!

On your videos i see women choking on your mini dicks......
Honestly? My dick would HURT if id RAM it into the mouth of a woman (they HAVE teeth) like that! I feel so sorry for these poor dum girls! What is it that you promised them that made them do THAT?? and i dont know what it is that you could give a person that would make him or her do that willingly.......
I see the faces of your girls....they probably think.... when is this nightmare over.... i want this revolting dudes dick out of my mouth!


When a girl or woman here sucks my dick.... i dont even have to move! They PLAY with me! And the more NOTHING i do.... the better it feels! And the more they do it, the more fun they have! you guys will never feel the same feeling like i do when we have our dicks sucked!!!
you force your women while having a whole goddamn camara team video tape and take pictures of your oh so joyful scene!!!! its never fun when you force someone to something......

and if any of you shit guys (cause thats a thing, men like you make men like me look bad) say that the women you rape.... that they like it or enjoy it...... i pray to the powers of the universe, the power that makes the earth rotate, the power that makes stars explode, the power that lets the universe expand, that you will all die the slowest, most painful, devastating death there is and there is simply nothing you can do, say or give to those girls to compesate the dignitiy that you take away from them!


I have never EVER heard a more OFFTURNING MALE MOAN in my life.... i swear to the god i dont believe in..... but it doesnt surprise me at all!
Something as primitiv as you people.... how could i even EXPECT you to sound erotic in the closest way, when what you do is........ looking at you people reminds me of the fact:
Monkeys evolved...... not into smarter beings.... cause u dont see monkey throatfucking eachother! So Monkeys actually evolved to something more pathetic! And here they are! fucking women in the mouth...... lol it is men like you that dont know that the vagina actually has TWO orifices...... no, not the ass and the pussy.... the pussy itself has 2 holes... believe it or not....


You sick fucks.....
You guys should all be hung by your ballsack and tortured....NOT killed..... TORTURED ALIVE!!! Tie a rope around your sack, lift you up, so in case you get free you plumet, but just break a few bones.... not a lethal fall! Tie it so vastly around your balls that you would wish for a steamroller to drive over them! make YOU choke and take away YOUR breath, and not let YOU breath, until you feel your tiny dicks shrink, until you feel the fear of dying, until you feel sorry for those girls, then make you think you can breath again..... but no..... i would watch you move violently like a suffocating fish, i wouldnt let you breath..... not until the veins in your eyes pop...... until your brain has taken so much damage due to lack of oxigen that you stay in a wheel chair for the shamely rest of your pathetic woman raping life!


normally this is the part where i say goodbye and hope to read you soon!
I hope to read the news soon: Gagfactor people, all dying....slowly and painfully


Juan
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#126245 - 10/31/05 10:04 AM Re: Fun Gag Factor Fan Mail!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
These are the kind of people that become Latin American Dictators. You can tell there is a spark of intelligence there. Not much, but a trace. That and his hatred and tenaciousness will put him in charge of a few million people in no time.

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#126246 - 10/31/05 10:46 AM Re: Fun Gag Factor Fan Mail!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

WHERE IS YOUR DIGNITY?? IF ANY AT ALL????
You should all be shot without questioning!!!!!




Sounds like he's complimenting Malice, to me.

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#126247 - 10/31/05 12:00 PM Re: Fun Gag Factor Fan Mail!
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Yup Malice and Gag Factor series turned me into a lesbian that is FO SHO!!

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#126248 - 10/31/05 12:41 PM Re: Fun Gag Factor Fan Mail!
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
This guy's e-mail is quite Simp-like, it has some great quotes.

Malice
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#126249 - 10/31/05 12:51 PM Re: Fun Gag Factor Fan Mail!
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
You should use it on your advertising.

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#126250 - 11/01/05 12:04 AM Re: Fun Gag Factor Fan Mail!
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Got this today in my e-mail, figured I'd share it..

Greetings

My name is Juan, and i am writing about your gag factor videos!




Aww fuck! I used my name.
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#126251 - 11/01/05 01:22 AM Re: Fun Gag Factor Fan Mail!
Hypnocock Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 702
Loc: Hiding in the closet in Jeff a...
Quote:

i swear to the god i dont believe in.....




Penn Jillette would be PROUD!
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#126252 - 11/01/05 05:11 AM Re: Fun Gag Factor Fan Mail!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Greetings

My name is Juan, and i am writing about your gag factor videos!

I download a lot of shit on the internet out of curiosity etc etc
Of course, im a male and sometime i look for porn, one of the great features the internet has to offer.... i want porn for free? ill get it!!! doesnt matter where or when..... if i want it, i find it!




Bornyo's Latin American Dictator Theory notwithstanding, I think this fucker was smoking a joint laced with Cocaine when he wrote this...these opening sentences and their random, noncorelating thoughts read like someone who is on METH, but the lack of BOLD Capitalization downgrades it to some other substance


Quote:

I mean seriously, i smoke weed, and i break the law with that...... cause i smoke a PLANT!!!! A WEED ITS NOT EVEN A GODDAMN PLANT.......
AND YOU PEOPLE RAPE WOMEN, SEND IT ACROSS THE WORLD via the internet......
WHERE IS YOUR DIGNITY?? IF ANY AT ALL????
You should all be shot without questioning!!!!!





XPT Non-sequitur quote of the year....

Quote:

I mean, you must have a lot of "brainsick-perverted-ready-to-be-taken-to-the-nearest-mental-clinic-to-be-locked-up-forever-and-throw-away-the-key" fans that find the sound of a choking woman and the view of vomit n cum soked dicks ON TURNING........ (god help us)




This definitely sounds like SIMP / CAOH.....


Quote:

i cant explain your existance in any way...... Its exactly videos like yours and people like YOU, that RAPE AND KILL WOMEN!!!! IT IS YOU THAT SPAWN LESBIANS!!! IT IS YOU THAT MAKE WOMEN AFRAID OF SEX!!!!!




Marketing slogan right there for you guys... "JM PRODUCTIONS: We Spawn Lesbians"


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Where i live now, i lived before aswell! And in between i lived in the UNITED STATES OF FUCKED UP PEOPLE (and i was born in that shitty country too :-( )
The sex here and there..... the difference is like Dark and Light, Black and White, yes and no!




Steve Holmes and Germany are obviously excluded from this blanket generalization...in America we dont celebrate genital infections or pooping all over ourselves....


Quote:

HERE, Women are not afraid of the cock! here they like it..... Nobody forces anybody to do anything.......
I have a lot of fun in bed with women.... creativity and imagination etc etc
but in the US, women touched my dick like if they never touched a dick before!
and after i had sex with them like i do, they couldnt get enough of..... and just because i treated them like humans.... like women..... like the miraculous beings that they are! Miraculous? i wouldnt be surprised AT ALL if you didnt understand why i say miraculous!
For it is the female that has the ability to create something as complex as a human life! Something you people will NEVER EVER LEARN to appreciate! just look at your videos (barf)




This is the punchline of the whole letter....look at the hodgepodge of sentiment and political beliefs in this paragraph. First, he makes reference to females in his land not being afraid of...."THE COCK"...???? 'THE' cock? Only women/lesbians typically speak of the male organ in this detached tense so Juan could in fact be a 'Juanita' or even a transexual....maybe this was even one of Nacho Vidal's sycophants.

He also makes reference to all the sex he has had, yet he obviously spends a lot of time downloading and watching all kinds of porn. Then, his subtle 'right-to-life' rant whereby he starts calling women 'miraculous' because they can give life seems to me he/she/it may be a sexually frustrated child/relative of one of the Right Wing Conservative Hispanics in Texas or Florida, recently scared by Albert Gonzales crusade against porn. Or maybe he is (one of) Alyssa West's former Mexican Landscapers from her early High School days in Texas who got the poor girl started in realizing how 'Miraculous' she could be...





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When a girl or woman here sucks my dick.... i dont even have to move! They PLAY with me! And the more NOTHING i do.... the better it feels! And the more they do it, the more fun they have! you guys will never feel the same feeling like i do when we have our dicks sucked!!!
you force your women while having a whole goddamn camara team video tape and take pictures of your oh so joyful scene!!!! its never fun when you force someone to something......




This sounds like maged....

Quote:

and if any of you shit guys (cause thats a thing, men like you make men like me look bad)




Funniest single sentence in the whole thing....this guy must be a fan of Evil Angel Trannie, if not Nacho himself.


Quote:

Monkeys evolved...... not into smarter beings.... cause u dont see monkey throatfucking eachother! So Monkeys actually evolved to something more pathetic! And here they are! fucking women in the mouth...... lol it is men like you that dont know that the vagina actually has TWO orifices...... no, not the ass and the pussy.... the pussy itself has 2 holes... believe it or not....




I never fucked a woman's bladder before....what does that feel like?



This has to have come from SIMP.....
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#126253 - 11/01/05 09:17 AM Re: Fun Gag Factor Fan Mail!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Juan Valdez has been drinking too much of his special Colombian coffee.


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#126254 - 11/01/05 10:58 AM Re: Fun Gag Factor Fan Mail!
DrCyclops Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle
I think old Juan should lay off the PCP laced "weed" and stop visiting those "Hell Houses" or he risks becoming a full fledged member of the Moronic Minority.
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