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#12614 - 12/27/03 01:35 PM
BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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#12615 - 12/27/03 02:11 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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#12616 - 12/28/03 04:58 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
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ha ha....look at mine dammit....we shall joust. Next, we must have a contest to see who can fire the most cum!!! Ha Ha!!!
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#12617 - 12/28/03 06:08 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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#12618 - 12/28/03 06:10 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/07/03
Posts: 262
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#12619 - 04/12/04 04:20 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
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But I show ALL angles dammit!!!
Ha Ha!!!
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#12621 - 04/21/04 07:01 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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#12622 - 04/24/04 07:33 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Thank you!
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#12624 - 09/08/04 05:27 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
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um your fat. bet you damn near died holding your stomach in for that picture. oh and your gay as hell. this board is really gay!
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#12625 - 11/04/04 08:50 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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#12626 - 11/05/04 10:59 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/01/04
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#12630 - 12/07/04 02:32 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
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Nobody's critiqued my dick in comparison. I say me and smartt have a jerk off contest to see who can fire the most cum. Ha Ha!!! A joust maybe??
As Zell Miller said "I challenge you to a duel!!!"
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#12631 - 12/07/04 03:18 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Nobody's critiqued my dick in comparison. I say me and smartt have a jerk off contest to see who can fire the most cum. Ha Ha!!! A joust maybe??
As Zell Miller said "I challenge you to a duel!!!"
YOUR GAY   
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#12633 - 12/25/04 08:07 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/25/04
Posts: 21
Loc: St. Louis, MO
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Those are some ugly cocks.
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#12634 - 12/25/04 01:11 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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#12635 - 12/25/04 04:41 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
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ugly!!!
My cock was nominated for a Golden Globe Award under "best cock performance on an Adult Website."
But, he's starting to get an ego....the other day my dick said to me "ok, I'm ready for my closeup".
WHAT A DICK!!!
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#12636 - 05/08/05 07:10 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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#12637 - 05/08/05 08:48 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
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I'd like to see more...
Do you have any pictures of it being cut off with a dull knife.
Just color me hopefull.
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#12638 - 05/08/05 09:59 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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bump.
Mother's day present?
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#12641 - 10/18/05 08:42 AM
Re: behold the only black man with a tiny penis!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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silly indian, boys aren't toys!
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#12642 - 10/18/05 09:05 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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It looks a bit weird here - what's that bump above the penis?
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#12643 - 10/18/05 02:21 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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#12645 - 10/18/05 10:56 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
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#12646 - 10/18/05 11:02 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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agreed, i was a hardcore homosexual until seeing smartt's penis. now i'm into chicks. fucking repulsive you brazilian animal, let it fall off-it's just leprosy. is aids really the new handshake in your primitive land?
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#12647 - 10/19/05 05:42 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Your very existence offends me. The only solace I have is the fact that I'm not Brazilian. You don't know how that comforts me. No matter how bad things get in my life this thought always fills my heart with a joy that is unexplainable to anyone else. Best of luck in your human rat hole of a country smartt.
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#12649 - 10/19/05 05:50 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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smartt, turning women into dykes and faggots into ladies men for over 30 years.
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#12650 - 10/19/05 06:01 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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smartt, if you'd stop eating the uterus of a young runaway every morning with your toast, i'd hate you less and it would be one step closer to being human instead of the wretched condition you're mired in known as "brazilian". i can't believe you gave your own mother HIV.
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#12652 - 10/24/05 05:35 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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best quote ever Quote:
Username: Smartt
Subject: fuck you
you small dick glasses wearing fat ass loser try to cut some of that loose skin off ya dick.. don't get mad because you get dick cheese
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#12654 - 10/24/05 01:23 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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come on baby you know you like it when i hurt you. come over later and i'll let you wear that pretty dress you like.
muah
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#12657 - 10/24/05 04:31 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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jrv you're just jealous, but since we go back so far I'll make you this deal. Confess your sweaty love for me and admit your secret desire to bath in my man chowder and I'll call off the dogs. Deal?
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#12660 - 10/24/05 08:45 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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#12661 - 10/24/05 09:12 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Meh. Seen bigger.
Where? When you were pimpin' your Asia/Genesis/Procol Harum/Olivia Newton John bootlegs at the local gay pride festival? Or was it just an, "...incidence arose from circumstance?" Seriously, how many Indigo Girls or Wham! discs do you own? 
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#12662 - 10/25/05 05:46 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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..... Seriously, how many Indigo Girls or Wham! discs do you own?
That's the point willie he doesn't own any of them. He just sells pirates of his pirates.
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#12665 - 10/25/05 06:18 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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#12666 - 10/25/05 06:40 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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you mind? me and willie are trying to have a conversation. go stick dick back in the meat dehydrator and let the grown ups talk.
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#12668 - 10/25/05 10:09 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 10/24/05
Posts: 27
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foul.  what is the matter with that? is that his own penis? dude, tween you and me bro i would not be going and flashing that around.
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#12669 - 10/25/05 10:34 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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foul. what is the matter with that? is that his own penis? dude, tween you and me bro i would not be going and flashing that around.
Dude, he just really seems to like you. He's a Brazilian you know.
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#12671 - 10/25/05 07:50 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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that's just a boil, you should see the one on his eyelid.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#12674 - 11/10/05 01:16 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Smartt who is on your avatar? Can we see any new pics of your penis?
My girlfriend and no, cause it´s cold.
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#12676 - 11/10/05 08:16 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Smartt who is on your avatar? Can we see any new pics of your penis?
Its too bad Im not the mod here, I'd delete this thread. 
That's what I was thinking.
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#12677 - 11/10/05 09:00 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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your girlfriend? you mean the poor child you have chained to the your hovel wall this week.
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#12678 - 11/11/05 01:51 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Smartt who is on your avatar? Can we see any new pics of your penis?
Its too bad Im not the mod here, I'd delete this thread.
And I´d put my mighty penis as my SIGNATURE. So, instead of using one thread to punish have2clit, I´d punish all of you on a daily basis of all my posts. Would that be satisfatory?
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#12679 - 11/11/05 02:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Smartt who is on your avatar? Can we see any new pics of your penis?
Its too bad Im not the mod here, I'd delete this thread.
And I´d put my mighty penis as my SIGNATURE. So, instead of using one thread to punish have2clit, I´d punish all of you on a daily basis of all my posts. Would that be satisfatory?
Go ahead you would just get banned then. By the way did you take that picture or did the police take it?
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#12680 - 11/11/05 02:20 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/24/05
Posts: 56
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BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS BEHOLD A THREAD THAT SUCKS Can anyone do something about this spam? Smartt, your dick is hideous  Fucking Gnarly Gross can this at least be moved to talent for hire? lol BTW, if thats your GF she is hot lets see her 
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#12682 - 11/11/05 08:38 AM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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#12684 - 11/11/05 09:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Good god hes dating a 11 year old boy.
It`s a 24 year old girl, Mr. I-Don`t-Know-A-Tranny-From-A-Real-Woman.
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In America you would be throw in jail for such actions. 
Pity that there is no penance for people who make porn movies that suck. That`ll give you life or the gas chamber.
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#12687 - 11/27/06 02:45 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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hi birdshit1
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#12688 - 11/27/06 03:14 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You have to be very careful when invoking s____t. If you say it's name 3 times while looking in a mirror, he'll be brought back to rummage thru your garbage cans at night.
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#12689 - 11/27/06 09:11 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 167
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hi birdshit1
Hello JAMES!!!!! Well I read some of the peoples posts before when I did not drink yet and I almost did not come back however I know that James is really nice! Well I have only had a little bit however it gave me the courage to come back again lol!
SMARTT I would like to add that I think that girl is so beautiful! Well not as much as BELODONA however she is very wholesome and beautiful! Is that girl a star and if so do you know any titles? Well I hope that she is not because it would be nice if she stayed purehowever if she is than I would just love to see her in a movie! Well only if the place where I rent has it lol! Thanks!
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#543542 - 02/11/12 04:45 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
[Re: Smartt]
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/06/11
Posts: 121
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I think that area above your little ashy penis is fatter then your balls hahaha!!!
Edited by TheDude008 (02/11/12 04:46 PM)
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#543767 - 02/13/12 01:36 PM
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[Re: Smartt]
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J.B.
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^^^You're going to make me find that gun pic, aren't you?
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#543773 - 02/13/12 02:15 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I sure hope smartt is dead.
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#543774 - 02/13/12 02:19 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
[Re: Smartt]
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J.B.
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As of 2010, he wasn't. The Mopetard spammed my inbox with youtube clips of him muttering in portugese about his various academic degrees. Prolly as valid as Sharon Needles'. Lemme find that link.
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#543775 - 02/13/12 02:24 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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J.B.
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#543848 - 02/13/12 07:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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#543878 - 02/13/12 08:38 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/06/11
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[quote]Good god hes dating a 11 year old boy. It`s a 24 year old girl I swear I've shot a load in this girls ass at a party one night.
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#543879 - 02/13/12 08:50 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Impossible! This poor child died many years ago and her body probably fed smartt for weeks.
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#543885 - 02/13/12 09:00 PM
Re: BEHOLD MY MIGHTY PENIS!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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She has strong, white teeth and a nice shiny coat... Wait, I'm still thinking about pets.
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