I don’t know why the fuck they made this a vehicle for Britney Skye. She’s lame in a Wicked chick kind of way w/ the fake zonkers. However, she’s got a nice pair of black boots on, so that’s probably something worth a launching a groin to surface jizz missile alone. I say Mia Bang would’ve made a better boxcover ho b/c just by viewing her in the opening credits sequence which can usually tell a keen observer where to go….
Let’s start the pussy appraisal off by saying Mia Bang’s got the porn star look down in a euphoric way that almost airlifted my cock to popshot before the wham bam even began. When I get to cloud seven she can be in my harem b/ c she’s got that style, look and attitude designed for me to gush about it in my tome on lust. In this scene, at least, b/c truthfully most porn stars are bound to disappoint sooner or later so you must live in the moment in which they currently appear on your boob tube or computer.
Basically, I’d like to get Skeeter a lawyer and a case of whatever beer at the next pig roast for making the wardrobe essential pornography to my da-da perversity scrawled on the scroll down. Words can only devalue, but I try my best to make sense in an insane world. So there’s plenty of digital anal nihilism to be envisioned within these walls. Like I said, Mia Bang rocks as a smut bootslut with cushy boobies cruisin’ like cresting waves with nipples instead of whitecaps. Some balding skinny old ganglion luckily screws her which makes me think that having a dick the length of garden gnome usually means you are a f’ugly idiot therefore Mia is really earning her mad money in this fantastic scene. Georgia Starr is another hottie who’ll stroke your fire poker in every position golden belly chain dangling like a hypnotist’s watch. She’s a heck of a mesmerizing piece of ass, too. Otto has gotta learn to unbuckle and unzip before he wastes the viewer’s precious time. Nice POV, titty fuckin suckin’ all of those bare necessities you need, so you can put this one in your dvd cupboard next to the peanut butter and petroleum jelly.
Gabriella and her great tits adds more fuel to the pillar fire in my drawers making it 3 great scenes to toast the marshmellow volcano… Btw, Melisa Lauren is also in this but she’s old news to smut. C'est la vie. Get Rock Slut immediately, you’ll thank Baphomet and me. Fuck poetry. [1st Strike]
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