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#120418 - 09/24/05 10:40 AM most serious mental illness on xpt?
jamesn Offline
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there are a few posters that aren't the kind you flame for minor things like pedophilia and being brazilian. no, these are the ones you just look at in disbelief because they're actually really, really fucking crazy. here's my top-3 of 2005

bur--at one point, not crazy. then came the many months of sitting alone in an apartment going through acute methamphetamine psychosis and watching one gauge dvd on repeat until the line between reality and arkansas faded.

maged-his mother was a pornstar. the rest of his family just touched his penis until he cried until age 8. self-explanitory.

moblem-nercophiliac. obsessed with chloe jones, lea de mae, and alliyah, post-partum. asks the same, poorly-worded question over and over again except for one incident where he freaked the fuck out and said
"I bet that chasey lain...after lea de mae -that dumb blond from czech - and afer wonderful chloe jones, the greatest porn star of america ...the next corpse will be chasey lain i suppose "

the necrophilia and stupidity can easily be explained if we assume him to be european, but this vicious change of tack makes me think he's both european and bipolar and therefore as dangerous to housecats as a coyote.

so let's hear some armchair-diagnoses or suggestions of other genuinely disturbed posters.
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#120419 - 09/24/05 11:47 AM Re: most serious mental illness on xpt?
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We do have quite a bitches brew of the demented and unhinged in here for sure, but what can you say?
"It takes all kinds to make a world"? You're right Jamesn, you've got to wonder if we actually have serial killers roaming the board, and of course all bets are off with Smartt anyway. Who and what are to blame? Bad parenting, DDT, defective genes, drug abuse, Gag Factor, Chernobyl, thalidomide, sexual abuse, Fraggle Rock, Catholicism, and France to name a few.
Whatever, by the way James, your av of Col. Nguyen Loan smokin' that V.C. during Tet is still and will always be cringeworthy. Add Agent Orange to the list too while we're thinking about 'Nam.

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#120420 - 09/24/05 06:39 PM Re: most serious mental illness on xpt?
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I haven't laughed so hard since that bitch Katrina fucked up my coast. But Fraggle Rock being mentioned on this board was more than I could hold in. Thanks JF, I needed that.



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#120421 - 09/24/05 06:51 PM Re: most serious mental illness on xpt?
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Your welcome TD, and sorry about your coast.

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#120422 - 09/25/05 10:27 AM Re: most serious mental illness on xpt?
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My vote would have to go for Cleetus. I’m sorry Cleetus but I mean come on, no ones that nice. The only way anyone is that happy and nice is because he’s chopping people up on the side. I mean sure he’s everyone’s friend on the board but think about it, would you really want to meet him?

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#120423 - 09/25/05 12:00 PM Re: most serious mental illness on xpt?
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My vote would have to go for Cleetus. I’m sorry Cleetus but I mean come on, no ones that nice. The only way anyone is that happy and nice is because he’s chopping people up on the side. I mean sure he’s everyone’s friend on the board but think about it, would you really want to meet him?




Hell yeah! Cleet could have dinner at my house anytime. Then we could compare those body parts hiding techniques.

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#120424 - 09/25/05 12:59 PM Re: most serious mental illness on xpt?
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I’m sorry Cleetus but I mean come on, no ones that nice.



Don't be fooled. Cleetus is a vicious mod with a ban.
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#120425 - 09/25/05 01:18 PM Re: most serious mental illness on xpt?
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My vote would have to go for Cleetus. I’m sorry Cleetus but I mean come on, no ones that nice. The only way anyone is that happy and nice is because he’s chopping people up on the side. I mean sure he’s everyone’s friend on the board but think about it, would you really want to meet him?





Damn it- I thought we could get together for a night of LOST and Invasion watching


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#120426 - 06/25/07 08:25 PM Re: most serious mental illness on xpt?
jamesn Offline
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let's get a 2007 version
nominees?
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#120427 - 06/29/07 10:09 PM Re: most serious mental illness on xpt?
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let's get a 2007 version
nominees?




In 2007, I don't think our nutjobs are as apparent as they were in the past, but adopting a tired psychoanalytic/Socratic response, my first nominee would be:

Jamesn

How do you "feel" about that?

Perhaps you would be more comfortable lying upon my recently-purchased yellow couch...
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#120428 - 06/29/07 10:12 PM Re: most serious mental illness on xpt?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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only if you disinfect that speculum, my skin is sensitive
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#120429 - 06/29/07 10:30 PM Re: most serious mental illness on xpt?
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only if you disinfect that speculum, my skin is sensitive




Certainly.

Allow me to rummage in Wankus' bag...



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