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#119951 - 09/22/05 06:40 PM
joannas angels from VCA
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/22/05
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People there is little left in the world to be happy about or look forward to, especially with gas prices rising, soldiers in Iraq losing life and limb, and the constant threat of terrorism in this great country. I just saw Joanna's Angels from VCA and I have to admit that I have even less to live for, or be happy about. These wannabe be "indie" "arthouse" porn directors like Van Styles, Eon "I want $50,000 to direct New Wave Hookers" and Joanna angel should learn how to direct sex first, like the truly perverted greats -Jules, JM, Anabolic, Leslie, Silvera etc...then they should go to film school and learn how direct period..... nice work Hustler/VCA.. where's Mason when you need her?.... any one got a gun? I officially hate my life now..... 
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#119952 - 09/22/05 07:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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it's ok, she's jewish and the clock's ticking on her marriageability while she's collecting std's like hypnocock collected stamps or smartt collects severed-penises of 12-year olds. she'll die alone and in disgrace. with nasty warts on her pussy. is that comforting?
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#119954 - 09/22/05 08:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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Talentless hacks getting directing gigs has been a plague upon porn for years, but it has grown exceedingly more annoying in the last 2 years it seems w/ the myriad of clowns now given ridiculous budgets to churn out prentious unerotic wanna-be arthouse movies or just plain bad gonzo. VCA hasn't made anything worth watching since Traci Lords retired.
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#119956 - 09/26/05 03:36 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/30/04
Posts: 41
Loc: Los Angeles
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#119957 - 09/26/05 03:39 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/30/04
Posts: 41
Loc: Los Angeles
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OOOOoo and don't for get her party this Thursday http://www.seancarnage.com/
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#119962 - 09/26/05 08:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Kudos to you maybe you can buy everyone in xxpt dinner.
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do you make movies?
he might. you never know who is behind a screen name. so how about it rolla....you buyin dinner or what?
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#119965 - 09/26/05 09:15 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/30/04
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#119970 - 09/27/05 11:28 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/30/04
Posts: 41
Loc: Los Angeles
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The best thing about Joanna is she says she comes from BROOKLYN. My Home Town.... END OF STORY!! 
yea she is... willumsberg
and yes Joanna is like my LL
she does what I tell her to ??????
and Joanas Angels is her deep throat ....
OMG you guys are so meen 
I'm gettin so sad
he he
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#119971 - 09/27/05 11:33 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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The best thing about Joanna is she says she comes from BROOKLYN. My Home Town.... END OF STORY!!
yea she is... willumsberg
and yes Joanna is like my LL
she does what I tell her to ??????
and Joanas Angels is her deep throat ....
OMG you guys are so meen
I'm gettin so sad
he he
Dude I am not being mean. I like Joanna but not enuff to purchase her films. She did do a kick ass web cam w/Belladonna tho. I truly enjoyed it. She is very pretty and great body. But I WOULD NOT PURCHASE ANY OF HER FILMS.... Williamsburgh it figures thats were all the JEWS are and the RICANS.....But the neighborhood has changed tremendously. More Ricans than Jews, although they got their section. I thought she wasnt that ORTHODOX anymore???
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#119975 - 09/27/05 11:41 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Dude I am not being mean.
I know.... your not... I'm fucking around... it's romper room here ya know...
back to the fun
man is there anything I can do to make friends with kakio and rob ?????
I'm so sad with out there indering friendship.
U will get over it dude. Im sure your not losing sleep.
END IT THE FUCK ALREADY, ITS GETTIN QUITE BORING
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#119978 - 09/30/05 04:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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OOOOoo and don't for get
her party this Thursday
Pics from said party
now let's play what hipster you'd want to assasinate! 
i would do time for taking this guy out.
with a hammer.
jackasses with swooping bangs must die.
which means this idiot must die too!
is unclean with pit stains the new black?
warhol is dead. join him.
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#119979 - 09/30/05 06:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#119981 - 09/30/05 09:01 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 137
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Dear Mr. Bin Laden,
I would like to start by saying that I am the first to admit that I am not perfect or think that the way I do things is always right. However, sir as we reflect on the past events and your misplaced anger, I must point out a few things that I feel are more constructive than negative. Your anger and hatred manifesting in pure evil can be acknowledged and debated, although how that is used I feel is the core issue. 9/11 was a disaster and a horrific crime, but it didn't have to be..... See Mr. Bin Laden if you had done your homework you would have discovered what we call "bridge and tunnel kids" and your airplane hijacking would have been more effective and perhaps even embraced by some had it been aimed in the right direction.
Joanna Angel and her wannabe east village trendy trend setter friends are ruining the good name for the big apple. So Mr. Bin laden take note but take it as constructive criticizm, so that next time you have the right target and get more bang for your buck.... In addition, it might be a good idea to search all the adult stores that are carrying Joanna' Angels and send one of your "guys in"(wink wink) to pay a late fee. I hope this letter finds you well.
with warm regards,
Van  
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#119982 - 09/30/05 09:22 AM
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#119985 - 10/03/05 04:16 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
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Christ these guys are more feminine then most Women. These fags need to go away and do tranny films 
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#119986 - 10/04/05 05:36 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
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#119987 - 10/06/05 09:45 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
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Steps to becoming a porn hipster: 1. stop washing your hair 2. stop changing and washing your clothes 3. announce that you dont want to look like everyone else. Immediately get earplugs and tattoo sleeves on your arms, include stars as much as possible. Cut a short sweeping bang haircut and dye your hair jet black.(Black rimmed glasses optional) 4. find as many crappy emo band names as you can and immediately list them all on your myspace as your favorite bands. If you cant find enough make some up, if questioned about the fake band names, act like the person doesnt know shit and your cooler than them. Then announce that emo is lame and you found something cooler but you cant tell anyone what it is because they arent cool enough. 5. Move to silverlake, and live on someones couch 6. buy a shitty car and act like the shittier your car, the cooler you are. (random holier than thou bumper stickers optional) Never, EVER wash this car 7. make porn with these philosophies in mind. if someone thinks your porn sucks, then obviously they arent cool, dont get it, and have no clue what they are talking about. 
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#119988 - 10/06/05 09:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Steps to becoming a porn hipster:
1. stop washing your hair
2. stop changing and washing your clothes
3. announce that you dont want to look like everyone else. Immediately get earplugs and tattoo sleeves on your arms, include stars as much as possible. Cut a short sweeping bang haircut and dye your hair jet black.(Black rimmed glasses optional)
4. find as many crappy emo band names as you can and immediately list them all on your myspace as your favorite bands. If you cant find enough make some up, if questioned about the fake band names, act like the person doesnt know shit and your cooler than them. Then announce that emo is lame and you found something cooler but you cant tell anyone what it is because they arent cool enough.
5. Move to silverlake, and live on someones couch
6. buy a shitty car and act like the shittier your car, the cooler you are. (random holier than thou bumper stickers optional) Never, EVER wash this car
7. make porn with these philosophies in mind. if someone thinks your porn sucks, then obviously they arent cool, dont get it, and have no clue what they are talking about.
You mean like this alterna-whore?
I don;t believe half of that bullshit exists.
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