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#119836 - 09/21/05 10:09 PM
These are a few of my least favorite things
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/15/04
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I am so sick of seeing the following in porno:
little dicks
staph infections
gay guys gazing into eachother's eyes during d.p.'s
dirty feet
dick cheese
razor/speed rashes
high five's
vaginas
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#119837 - 09/21/05 10:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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I agree with everything but the first and last ones. Little dicks on screen make me feel better about my averageness and Vagina needs to be there or else it's a fruitcake flick.
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#119839 - 09/21/05 10:56 PM
Re: These are a few of my least favorite things
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Peeve:
Porn studs with vocal cords. The guys should be seen as little as possible and not heard at all.
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#119840 - 09/21/05 11:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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This probably isn't the right place to say it but I'd like to take this opportunity to point out to you mouth-breathers that I once had you convinced I was Ron Jeremy.
If you go back and read them, some of these "Ashley Blue" posts make way too much sense to be coming from the mind of a pornwhore.
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#119841 - 09/21/05 11:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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she does seem to be a little too in-tune with the recurring themes of the place, ashley blue=malice? or did jeff see one hypnocock/smartt post too many, realize they're killing his board and tell her to post here, or else?
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#119842 - 09/21/05 11:35 PM
Re: These are a few of my least favorite things
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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she does seem to be a little too in-tune with the recurring themes of the place, ashley blue=malice? or did jeff see one hypnocock/smartt post too many, realize they're killing his board and tell her to post here, or else?
You could be right or Ashley may be the uber-whore she's made out to be. Fucking right in tune, spinners and all. That's the way I want to see her.
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#119843 - 09/22/05 09:25 AM
Re: These are a few of my least favorite things
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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I told the whore if she didnt start posting here I was gonna have to bitch slap her.My pimp hand is strong and I have no problem bustin up a bitch who disobeys me.  But seriously,belive it or not but its really her posting.Ashley is smart (but not smartt  ) and funny and I knew once she started participating here she would like it.Some of the best threads going right now she started.She fits in here well so sit back and enjoy the ride. 
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#119845 - 09/22/05 11:26 AM
Re: These are a few of my least favorite things
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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What the hell do I care if it really her or some dumb ass with too much time on his/ her hands. Sean Micheals' hat sucks either way.
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#119852 - 09/23/05 05:02 AM
Re: These are a few of my least favorite things
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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oh and let me add a pet peeve of my own, if I may- Sean Michaels and that gay frenchman/gangsta hat that he seems to wear in every scene. Shitbird. 
...and Cleet, you think Wes (Rusty) Pipes is the shiznit
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#119853 - 09/23/05 07:50 AM
Re: These are a few of my least favorite things
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Hey Toelicker, what's w/ the Hillary Scott dis?
Well, really I was just remembering how much Ashley goofed on her during the DVD commentary of Attention Whores.
But, and I've been putting off saying this, cause I know everyone loves her, but Hillary Scott is definite fast forward material for me.
She is too skinny, and not cute skinny, but loose skin skinny. Her tits are gross and saggy, and her personality is not appealing to me. Nothing personal, she just turns me off.
I'm sure someone will have some witty response implying that I'm gay, but if one has to drool over HS in order to be heterosexual, then there just have to be more fags than previously thought.
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#119854 - 09/23/05 09:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Hey Toelicker, what's w/ the Hillary Scott dis?
Well, really I was just remembering how much Ashley goofed on her during the DVD commentary of Attention Whores.
But, and I've been putting off saying this, cause I know everyone loves her, but Hillary Scott is definite fast forward material for me.
She is too skinny, and not cute skinny, but loose skin skinny. Her tits are gross and saggy, and her personality is not appealing to me. Nothing personal, she just turns me off.
I'm sure someone will have some witty response implying that I'm gay, but if one has to drool over HS in order to be heterosexual, then there just have to be more fags than previously thought.
Hey toe....come here, sit down, pal...relax, it's OK, this is XPT, you can say whatever the fuck you want (more or less) and no one REALLY gives 1/3 of a shit...it's cool, Hillary is one of those porn chicks you kinda either have a taste for or not...me personally, I like her, I like the 'intangible' aura the chick gives off, plus she is articulate by porn whore standards and can talk and ACT in a debauched way that somehow gets me above 50% erect....I dunno, she epitomizes that classic response by Judge-whats-his-name years ago when asked to define pornography: "I cant define it, I just know it when I see it..." Same goes for me with Hillary's qualities.....and that fills my "introspective, polite, relevant to pornography post quota" for the month.....
...now one last question regarding your aversion to Hillary Scott....What are you a fucking fag!?!?!!?!?!?!
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#119855 - 09/23/05 02:51 PM
Re: These are a few of my least favorite things
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Hey Toelicker, what's w/ the Hillary Scott dis?
Well, really I was just remembering how much Ashley goofed on her during the DVD commentary of Attention Whores.
But, and I've been putting off saying this, cause I know everyone loves her, but Hillary Scott is definite fast forward material for me.
She is too skinny, and not cute skinny, but loose skin skinny. Her tits are gross and saggy, and her personality is not appealing to me. Nothing personal, she just turns me off.
I'm sure someone will have some witty response implying that I'm gay, but if one has to drool over HS in order to be heterosexual, then there just have to be more fags than previously thought.
And her bung is blown out.  She has a cute face and fucks well but she is definitly not the hottest whore in the world. I still will  to her.
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#119856 - 09/23/05 03:45 PM
Re: These are a few of my least favorite things
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 34
Loc: Washington, DC
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I am so sick of seeing the following in porno:
gay guys gazing into eachother's eyes during d.p.'s
high five's
All the male "talent" are fags, and they all seem to love their dicks touching eachother in those dps. I have to question dudes like that. 
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#119857 - 09/24/05 08:57 AM
Re: These are a few of my least favorite things
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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Her tits are gross and saggy, and her personality is not appealing to me. Nothing personal, she just turns me off.
I agree. She possess a set of middle-aged woman's flapjack tits.
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#119859 - 09/24/05 05:30 PM
Re: These are a few of my least favorite things
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/24/05
Posts: 18
Loc: California USA
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#119860 - 09/24/05 06:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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CAVEMAN ROOOOOOOAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!
YOU HAVE MONKEY BRAIN CAVEMAN DAVID!!!!GO EAT YOUR BUGS AND DRINK YOUR OWN PEE BECAUSE YOU CAVEMAN WITH CAVEBRAIN!!!!!YOUR MOM HAS AIDS AND FLIES ON HER FACE CAVEBRAIN DAVID!!!!!
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#119862 - 09/24/05 07:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i've gotta go out, promise you won't let the dogs kill him if you do some bear-baiting in the next few hours-this guy's a rare combination of angry, stupid, and somehow in possession of a computer and internet connection. or his caretaker's hammered somewhere and he's unsupervised in his green robe the hospital issued.
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#119863 - 09/24/05 07:22 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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hilary just got her boobs done they look fantastic 
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#119865 - 09/24/05 07:27 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
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#119866 - 09/24/05 07:36 PM
stop being homophobic
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/24/05
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Some of you guys are such silly homophobes. Two dicks rubbing together in one pussy or ass is hot, hot, hot. The guys are there to please the woman, setting off her touch receptors. Get used to it and stop being such immature, snotty-nosed imbeciles with the IQ of a carrot.
And if it wasn't for dicks, all porn would be female homosexual. If you want to indulge your homosexual fantasies by watching only all-female porn then by all means do. Maybe you're just searching for your inner gay, and taking the long road to self-discovery.
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#119869 - 09/24/05 08:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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hilary just got her boobs done
they look fantastic
I was about to say I thought her breast looked hot..I saw recently at a party and she was very fuckable.
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#119871 - 09/24/05 08:16 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/12/05
Posts: 153
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hilary just got her boobs done
they look fantastic
I was about to say I thought her breast looked hot..I saw recently at a party and she was very fuckable.
goddaaaaaaamn. now i wont be distracted by those funky lookin granny tits, yes, finally, perfect jack off material!!!!  
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#119873 - 09/24/05 09:05 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
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#119874 - 09/24/05 09:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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yeah...Leah & Halley were the life of that party.... More pics from that night I was mostly hanging out with Kat Kraven & Jelena Jensen...
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#119875 - 09/24/05 09:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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red dress leah luv  
Thanks
Now I have to go
our little Sierra is a hottie too:
Hey Sierra, have we met in person? you look really familiar and i used to be a drunk. 
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#119876 - 09/24/05 09:30 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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i am not sure darlin...
i have been a porn whore since april
i went to the xrco's, a few redlight events and the pirates premier, oh and i went to pornstar karokee once, we may have met then.
ha ha ha you posted that pic, that is soo old in my punk rock raver days!!
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#119877 - 09/24/05 09:41 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 137
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Here are a few of my least favorite things
 porn girls that blow off porn shoots who are repped by Lauren Phoenix.
and carmel corn.
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#119879 - 09/24/05 10:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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i am not sure darlin...
i have been a porn whore since april
i went to the xrco's, a few redlight events and the pirates premier, oh and i went to pornstar karokee once, we may have met then.
ha ha ha you posted that pic, that is soo old in my punk rock raver days!!
I was @ the XRCO...and um...itwent rreeeeeeelly bad for me. especaily if you were in the media room.
From 06/10/05:
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ps when did monstar get so fuckin hardcore? jeez
harlot broke my heart/got trashed @ the XRCO & pissed off most of the press room.
..that about sums up my path to the darkside...
Now with smileys:
and from 06/03/05:
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You don't even know...it came to a head last night @ the XRCO where i got smashed beyond belief.
I'm still trying to figure out who all i alienated.
On the positive side, I was all up on Gia Paloma's new rack which is amazing by the way.
I just will be staying away from the sauce...no more firewater for this injun....The solution for life's problems is not going to be found there
which lead to Random's retort which still makes me laugh:
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You don't even know...it came to a head last night @ the XRCO where i got smashed beyond belief.
I'm still trying to figure out who all i alienated.
ANYWAY...maybe i saw you at that Pornutopia thing @ Forbid City (i was mostly hanging out with Hot Wax Steph & Nikki Benz that night) or Pirates ....
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#119881 - 09/25/05 02:42 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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That blond pornwhore with the new tits is FUCKIN HOT
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#119883 - 09/25/05 09:34 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Yes, Hillary's tit job just may have saved her looks. I'm usually against them too, but her's looks good. And goddam! Sierra Sin is another cute little porn tart. I love that fucking little punk rock hair. Not to belabor a point, but I would like to see some pictures of her feet.  Shit, now we have Gia, Hailey, Lexi, Mandy etc here now. Bring on more hot whores! Quote:
i've gotta go out, promise you won't let the dogs kill him if you do some bear-baiting in the next few hours-this guy's a rare combination of angry, stupid, and somehow in possession of a computer and internet connection. or his caretaker's hammered somewhere and he's unsupervised in his green robe the hospital issued.
Oh, and James, I would bet money that this is not a he at all. It's Hillary Scott. Where is Hillary from? The white trash use of the word nigger makes it all so clear.
If you listen to what Ashley Blue says about Hillary during the commentary of Attention Whores, it will all make sense.
Those posts just scream I'm a white trash porn whore defending my honor from the trailer park office internet machine!
Okay, I've just used a whole month's worth of asshole credits. I have to be nice for a while now.
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#119884 - 09/25/05 10:42 AM
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