An Ode to Lord Byron on His Passing from this Merry Forum

Tho' by dint of thy Comic Rants,
Great Mirth doth cometh as a Vernal Bloom,
And all the Providential Covenants
Of all end users thus ground in Doom,

Thou seeth it Fit to sever the Bonds,
With Sluts, Pervs, Degenerates and the occasional Whore,
And please don't forget the Big tittied blondes,
Who you ogled at in the Fuck Movie Store.

O' who can forget our own Gen Padova,
Whose asshole doth bloom like a Great Supernova.

And Claire who hath brought us indescribable Joy,
Which can't be replaced by even the largest Sex Toy.

How pornstar2pac will miss you so much,
He'll have to return to a prostitute's Touch.

And Owen, yes Owen. He'll now know such sorrow,
A Sorrow much greater than Mount Kilimanjaro.

And finally, modelgig, Jeff Stewart and I,
Though at times you think we must suck,
Do all regard you as a porno ally,
Hey, We all enjoy movies where people just have sex.

Very Good!
Our own resident poet. Sure it wasn't scribbled on a bathroom wall once or twice?
I salute you!

nice!