The Baker's Dozen series seperates itself from other porns in the market by promising a great fuck flick with chicks getting their faces frosted by a dozen sperm doners each. The video starts in a rustic house where, 21 yr old newbie Alektra (on the cover) introduces us with a slow tease and a short Q&A. She is then instructed to yell for Tony "I need you for a second" who doesn't waste time on getting the show on the road. "You like to get fucked? How much you like it tell me?"
What follows, unfortunately, is probably the video's most tedious moments. After watching so much porn over the years, I have began to appeciate a certain amount of chemistry between the performers. These two have as much stagnant water between them to start an African mosquito farm. Tony starts by slapping, man handling, force fingering Alektra's pussy and ass before going into a lethagic blowjob. There is a frustration here, a kind of slow pace aggravated assult, that although degrading and somewhat entertaining, is a little painful and somewhat boring to watch. Alektra climbs ontop of Tony where she rides him (sort of) for quite some time as he forces three fingers into her pussy and feeds her the contents. "You like that? You like it!"
She then goes into a reverse cowgirl (anal), some ATM, some facial cock abuse and doggy. Nothing new here, all pretty standard and delivered in a very metallic performance before Tony pops his load.
"Are you ready for the dozen?"
"Bring them on!"
Enter- an array of pure kickstart shame with Dick Nasty lingering in the crowd. As promised by the boxcover, they deliver a frosty covering to ensure this unfortunate muse doesn't go home thirsty.
Alketra hasn't convienced me she is a whore to watch, rather, she brings a juvenile persona of someone who got tricked into entering a contest they couldn't win.
Next on the buyer's market is Delilah Strong, the girl nextdoor type who you probably didn't know was such a freak. For this scene, we've moved to the bedroom. This is where I would suggest Alektra take note, because Delilah, even though not as good looking as Alektra, oozes with confidence and suggestive carnal knowledge - "we're going to bring in 13 guys, who am going to suck off, and they're going to cum all over this pretty face." It's funny that the director choose to shoot this better scene in the bedroom and the more static scene in the living room..but anyway..Delilah doesn't miss a beat and neither is she affraid of big black meat "a natrual big dick- an arm, I love it!"
And she's not kidding. This girl goes to work on Mandingo's tool like a firmgirl's daughter who's milked a few cows. She's all sex, from BJ to mish to doggy - "put that dick back in there" and more importantly there's chemistry.. so as you can imagine, it doesn't take Mandingo as long as it took Tony to blow his snot on this harlot. These guys just fucked! The others? I've got no idea what they were doing.
"Now am ready for the baker's dozen. Bring on the men!"
You know she can handle it. So the dozen are back...is this the same foray of disaster from before? Where's Dick Nasty? Now this is where Delilah proves she knew what she was doing when she entered this contest...unlike Alektra who also blew each dozen member before recieving the content of their manhood, Delilah goes a step further by letting these upstarts fuck her. "no anal for me!" she proclaimed earlier, but more sex for us. The dozen leave her frosted as expected, and she garggles the mess before...swallowing the goop then regurgitating some of it...oppps! careful now. She's all smiles again. "Thanks for the baker's dozen" she bids.
Crawlling into the scene is Chrissy Katrice, a cute little blondie with a babyface. "why are you crawlling?" "I've got intentions for today." You're not a baby though right?" "No" she whisppers. This one really does nothing for me, and again, Brandon Iron has decided to shoot in the living room. Is this a psychological? Are the scenes I don't enjoy performed in the living room? The detail here, unfortunately ,again, is slower. Brandon and Chrissy are desperately trying to give a good show, but it's a frustrated desire. Chrissy is on the couch fingering herself with effort. "Why would an 18year old be willing to have almost as many guys her age" Brandon asks. "Because I have an appettite" Chrissy replies. It's promising, but she has no spunk. John strong catches her teasing us and drags himself over to start things off. Okay- is it just me, or does this girl look like Sunrise Adams when she's sucking dick?
The action that follows is pretty mundane- Chrissy gets fucked, gets anally penetrated, sucks off the baker's dozen while still getting anally penetrated by John Strong, gets fucked a little bit more then gets creamed on. Did that sound familar? Maybe it's because Chrissy isn't doing much of anything but just looking at us with a kind of stoaic smile like whatsherface on the cover.
Now she's crawlling upstairs sucking off those blasted dozen bakers. Nothing spectacular here either. Oh- now theres my man Dick Nasty doing what he does best; getting pussy which he probably wouldn't get unless he was either rich or in France. A couple of other guys take notes from Nasty and give her a good plugging (nothing too degrading) as she sucks various cock then gets plastered with hot mangoo.
"that really covered you"
"looks like it huh?"
"yeah you're going to clean yourself up?"
*chuckle
Now this is where I wish Chrissy was paired with Tony, because she gives off a vibe like she can play the game, but she really didn't. This girl was given an easy time and hardly abused, just humiliated, and not much so because she chuckled it off like she didn't get it. Damn it!!! Bring back Tony. What did Alektra ever do to get such punishment and this girl not do to get such as easy ride?
The last scene is Delilah again who gives off some oral service to a couple of guys and get frosted (again) then eats a donut. This girl really was the obvious highlight for me.
She's got spunk and she's got talent- I see lots of good things coming her way. says the Oracle.
So what did I think? I highly suggest that Brandon Iron get some girls with spunk and girls who can atleast attempt to give some sort of chemistry off. Delilah Strong had it, but her performance might go unrecognized thanks to the two bookending slobs who didn't put up much of a fight.
Scene selection, behind the scenes, alternate ending, screen tests and more tease please and an Alektra bonus scene? aren't really enough to make this much of a highlight.
I have to say my favorite Baker's Dozen so far is #3. That video seemed to have some serious stuff going on and promised a bright future, however this particular one has really slowed the pace and made me wonder just where Brandon Iron hopes to take his frosting vision next.
I hope to see a major comeback with the 6th edition.
Baker's Dozen #5
Alektra, Chrissy Katrice, Delilah Strong, John Strong, Mandingo, Natalie Knoxxx, Toni Ribas and 64 Sperm Doners.
Runtime: long enuff.
Delilah Strong
Enjoys big dicks (big like arms) and frosty facials.
Isn't affraid of high winds, slow moving traffic, or a pause in the conversation.
My personal favorite
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