Perverted Stories 12- “Mind Fuck”
Directed by Jim Powers
Starring Chandler, Micki, Tina , and Candy
JM Productions

Man, I love this series. It’s not really porn so much as it is outrageous psycho redneck horror, but it’s some of the most crazed, inventive, sexed-up hijinks ever committed to tape. I didn’t think they were gonna be able to top the monstrous “Perverted Stories: The Movie”, but they come damn close here, with a few scenes that will not leave your fevered brain for days after viewing this unholy quartet of tales.

In “The Hunger”, an extremely fat fucker with a Misfits tattoo, who’s covered in saran wrap, messily eats a sheet cake. Demanding more food, his cannibal buddies drop foxy redhead Chandler onto his feeding table. Then they slather her in cake and take turns fucking and eating her(or at least gumming her- this ain’t no snuff flick, daddy-o). By scene’s end, the poor girl is covered in both cake and cum- pussy, ass, mouth, everywhere. Still, I’m just as surprised as she probably was that the fat guy didn’t go ahead and take a bite out of her. What does this crazy-ass scene mean? I dunno, man. That’s for saner heads to figure out. I’m just happy to be privy to such insanity.

Next up, “Naked Came the Stranger” (clever!), where pretty Anna Nicole lookalike(skinny version, of course) Micki plays some new-agey junk on her piano while some skinny freak outside jerks off through the glass door. Then the devil (with a blinking, red plastic pitchfork) tries convincing her to let the guy in. Then an angel (with a tinsel halo) shows up, trying to talk her out of it. Of course, the devil wins this battle of wills, and she lets the guy in. Then he fucks her, and cums on her face. I was kinda expecting some shock ending- like maybe the devil and the angel would join in for a cosmic group grope, or maybe the guy would stab her in the throat, teaching her a bitter “Don’t talk to strangers” lesson, but nope. Sexy scene, but pretty un-perverse, really. Next scene ratchets up the kink angle, as a mustache guy in a cage is forced to watch a curvy blonde in S&M gear (Tina) get eaten out and fucked by some black dude just outta his reach. He still gets to jerk off, though, and at some point, they actually let him out. He sits on her head and jerks off into her mouth. There’s all kindsa medical equipment lurking on the background in this scene, which makes me think it was originally part of some mad scientist fuck movie. Maybe they were creating frustrated, middle-aged mustache guys in their secret lab, I dunno.

Then there’s “the Bums”, where some severe looking, short-haired blonde with super-wide hips (Candy), runs into some greasy ne'er-do-wells (one of ‘em is a dwarf) in an alley. They chase her, and she runs, all three of them in slow motion (!); then she busts into a torture chamber, where she nonchalantly straps herself in to some hanging harness, and lets the two bums fuck her senseless. It has been awhile since I’ve seen a dwarf fuck. It’s as unsettling as I remember.

So there ya go – a dwarf, cannibals, a mustache guy, and the devil. Perverse, right? Right. If all that’s not weird enough for you, then you really are a twisted motherfucker, Jack.

-Sleazegrinder