Gutter Mouths 13
Starring Katie Gold, Shasta, Pricilla Jane. Kristen
JM Productions

The filthiest talkers in all of porn converge for the famed and fabled Guttermouths series, so make sure you got the volume low if yer mama’s home (unless yer mama is into this kinda thing that is), because there’s plenty of nasty, red-faced dialogue riddled through this collection fo 4 cmpact, anal-oriented fuck scenes. In the first, itty-bitty-titty-committee member Katie Gold gets chain smokes and gets drunk poolside in a pair of bitchin’ silver hotpants until her stud in shining cockflesh hows up to bang her sideways. Nice deep anal and plenty of h igh pitched piggie squealing form Katie highlight this one. Her dirty-mouth isn’t the most creative, as she mostly says stuff like “Yeah, fuck my tight little asshole, baby”, but hell, she says that kinda stuff A LOT. Scene bonus: I dunno if it’s just cuz she’s so skinny that her spine’s poking out, but when Katie get’s a backseat-boned, it appears that she’s growing a little tail. Make way for the half-animal girls!

Pricilla Jane looks like a Jewish lounge singer on the skids, with a crazy tangle of black hair and an even crazier glitter-rainbow jumpsuit, but she is as mouthy as you can get, in every sense of the term. Her big fat cock-sucking lips are put to excellent use here, both in the suck and swallow department and the ceaseless rambling-on, as she gives a blow-by-blow of the whole tawdry tryst (“Oh, both my ends are getting filled with tongue and dick, oh stick that tongue deep in my shithole while I suck this fat sloppy cock…”), which all adds up to a Supersexy scene. Goddamn, this chick’s a pistol. She just needs a hairbrush.

One of the dudes in the next scene looks like Ben Affleck, which is pretty funny, and the two of ‘em are pretending to be a guy campaigning for congress, and his assistant, which is also funny (“we should try and go for the college vote. They can vote now, ya know.”). They meet up with Kristen, who’s applying for an internship. You can guess what happens next. “I used to sit behind the candidates and rub my blonde pussy”, she explains during the interview. “I think I have the perfect job for you”, Mr. Congressman-to-be says. Kristen takes on both of the suits in a manic balcony scene. She dirty-talks plenty (“Fuck my fucking fuckhole!”) until they bend her over and start banging her butthole. Then she mostly just goes “Aaaghh….ooohhhh…aggghh!!” Like that/ Nice, sleazy scene here.

Finally Shasta, a dyed-blonde black chick ( I think)quite accurately described as “One nasty bitch” by her faux husband in this scene, has a seriously filthy scene inside a rose garden with a couple of cats that say headscratching things like “You like rosebuds? You’re about to see a real one, baby.” Shasta appears to be wearing duct tape and calls herself a ‘filthy little whore’ about a million times. “C’mon honey, beat me in the face with it”, she adds. By scenes end, she’s literally covered in semen, sweat, spit, and ass juice. What a fuckin’ ending, man.

Always something of interest in this series, but Shasta is a treat indeed. This one was originally shot in ’99, so she’s probably in prison or something at this point, but don’t miss her- she’s the DEFINITION of a Guttermouth.

Bonus: Funny behind the scenes bit with plenty of fumbled ‘acting’, photo gallery, cast bios.