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Manly???Fuck No she is Bangin Hot

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I could say I'm begining to think U R a homo....but there is no need with as much as U fantasize about Me & being the fact U & fayner used to be an item Your homosexuality is a well known fact ...so it is no surpirse to Me that U would not find a hotass whore like that one attractive

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Your message board vocabulary removes all doubt that you are truly queer. Kill yourself.

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Manly???Fuck No she is Bangin Hot

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What a shock. Garfield attracted to a man faced woman. Just reach in and pull your other leg out the closet, we can all see you, come on. you are almost there. Its so close, we are waiting to hand you your cashmere sweater and rainbow pride flag given to all newly outers.



Monkeys am i gay test

1) do you find tantas wife attractive?

a) yes

b) no

2) What do you prefer

a) hot dog

b) burger

3) Whos cuter

a) 1974 jack nickelson

b) 1994 jack nickelson

4) What do you do with the toiler paper before wiping

a) scrunch it

b) fold it


and finally

5) which do you prefer sexually

a) men

b) women

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Uhhh...tanta doesn't have a wife.

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I could say I'm begining to think U R a homo....but there is no need with as much as U fantasize about Me & being the fact U & fayner used to be an item Your homosexuality is a well known fact ...so it is no surpirse to Me that U would not find a hotass whore like that one attractive

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Uhhh...tanta doesn't have a wife.

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Okay then to borrow a phrase from kyoto, " that ugly skank you probably got off the street and offered a hooker dress and some soup to pose as your wife in the pictures you posted"

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No little man, I don't find my women where you find your little boys.
You need to leave you mothers basement more often.

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biff here's an idea post without My name in it...I know this is tough for u b/c no one reads what u write, likes u, & u have nothing to contribute to the board...but lets be original & come up with something on your own..u faggot

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Stop it Garfield. You know you want the high hard one but I'm not the guy to give it to you.

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No little man, I don't find my women where you find your little boys.
You need to leave you mothers basement more often.

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I wonder what the success rate is for lines like these that tantas uses at his local soup kitchen is. You think three homeless , hungry skanks out of 10 buy it?. Here try on this neon yellow classy upscale whore dress and theses $20 pumps and stand next to the white board that says tantas wife, yeah just like that, like that baby (tantas unzips)

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Monkey, why did you start in on tanta'a Daddy in the first place?

Not very sporting to pick on someone who was friendly with you, and a regular here. Aren't there enough dipshits in the industry to pick on?

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Because i don't like him.

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No little man, I don't find my women where you find your little boys.
You need to leave you mothers basement more often.

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I wonder what the success rate is for lines like these that tantas uses at his local soup kitchen is. You think three homeless , hungry skanks out of 10 buy it?. Here try on this neon yellow classy upscale whore dress and theses $20 pumps and stand next to the white board that says tantas wife, yeah just like that, like that baby (tantas unzips)

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Check the next time you go for soup and new hand me downs.
Come on dipshit, you can do better than that. Fuck a first grader could have posted that lame ass reply.
I did like the little smiley shooting it's self in the head though.
The rest was just lame. It must hurt having lost all your little fan boys. But please keep flaming me. You may improve to a point of being interesting. Or you may reach the repertoire of wankus. You are getting close now.

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Monkey, why did you start in on tanta'a Daddy in the first place?

Not very sporting to pick on someone who was friendly with you, and a regular here. Aren't there enough dipshits in the industry to pick on?

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Because i don't like him.

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Monkey, why did you start in on tanta'a Daddy in the first place?

Not very sporting to pick on someone who was friendly with you, and a regular here. Aren't there enough dipshits in the industry to pick on?

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Because i don't like him.

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I'm in very good company.
But it does bring a slight tear to my eye to think you don't like me. Well fuck it. It's gone now.
Let's see if I can capture some of that ole missing fan boy shit. Monkey please like me. My life would be ever so complete if I could just know that you cared.
Nope, I just don't have it in me to suck up like you are used too Monkey, but I tried.
So continue to not like me. I think it will be best in the end.

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I'm in very good company.
But it does bring a slight tear to my eye to think you don't like me. Well fuck it. It's gone now.
Let's see if I can capture some of that ole missing fan boy shit. Monkey please like me. My life would be ever so complete if I could just know that you cared.
Nope, I just don't have it in me to suck up like you are used too Monkey, but I tried.
So continue to not like me. I think it will be best in the end.

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I think i can hear the tears hitting the floor, i hope theres one of the many tantas wife shelter slags there to comfort you in this trying time of message board rejection.

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I'm in very good company.
But it does bring a slight tear to my eye to think you don't like me. Well fuck it. It's gone now.
Let's see if I can capture some of that ole missing fan boy shit. Monkey please like me. My life would be ever so complete if I could just know that you cared.
Nope, I just don't have it in me to suck up like you are used too Monkey, but I tried.
So continue to not like me. I think it will be best in the end.

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I think i can hear the tears hitting the floor, i hope theres one of the many tantas wife shelter slags there to comfort you in this trying time of message board rejection.

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Being rejected by you is an all time great thing. I may just have to start a scrap book of your comments.
Thank you. You have made my day.

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To put this back on topic, I'd eat breakfast, lunch and dinner off of Jenaveve's asshole. Can't be any worse than the food at Taco Bell

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Her vagina has been penetrated by mr pete. So her fuckablity has dropped two jerking bananas


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