Now, this is great gonzo. It’s from Jim Powers, one of the architects of early gonzo when it was good. He is one of the only directors I’ll let slide on the extra-intense extremity b/c it was carved from his Gag Factor movies and his earlier flicks helped shaped my view of how good pornography should be made. Since then, he has fixed his angle mistakes and has delved deeper into aesthetics and in your face subtleties. His films are extreme and I’m not just talking about the bukkakes. They have always been extreme, so I accept that in his work, but he has evolved into a veteran visionary. He’d probably sneer or laugh at the term “artistic” in regard to his movies, but he is the master obi wan punk rock boner weaver. Well, at least it sounds good, but I gotta talk to Floyd about that, Jim.
The main reason to gobble this dvd up is b/c of Smut’s favorite blondie Christie Lee. I didn’t realize how young she looks until this flick and when we fuck I’ll feel like a dirty old man at the ripe age of 36 who can fuck like an 18 year old. No fear, baby, I will rock your world and I‘m more handsome than your average porn meat puppet. At least that’s what my shrink says, but split personality Smut says I think she makes this the best Hardcore School Girls yet and that ain’t any easy feat as they have all been excellent so far. However, one must always keep in mind Hillary Scott’s performance in HCSG 3. Still, on the Christie Lee tip, in the near future I’m going to take a step up and review porn sluts fucking me just like a movie, so I can rate and appreciate their performance on my dick to prove to myself and the perverted world that they deserve respect. The ultimate fantasy reality tv. Fuck me like I am your diety, baby.
The Tarantino spoof fight between Christie Lee and Yumy had me chuckling instead of saying cheezy and the ending w/ Herschel Savage standing erect on the stairs lecherously watching had the 420 spraying out of my nose like Smaug. Not only that, the scene Yumy does w/ the old Italian ogre will have you spurt stringers like mothra ‘s webs. It’s almost an asstounding sight seeing her tiny young bunger squeeze up his jegunda salami. I said “almost” b/c it’s the norm to see a teen anus busted by over-the-hill slobs like the porn world’s donation to baseball, hot dogs, atms, and chevrolet.
The Amber Peach psychedelic 60’s paraody scene was superb w/ her white boots, but she should’ve taken off the ruskie fur ski cap looking hat. It was a distraction b/c I want to see the hoes’ hair; just do me a favor in the future and don’t slip back into the male sphincter ruined angles, Jim. However, the chick is sweeet, the oral is velvet and she’s got a velveteen pussy w/ an emphasis on tightness. I love it and the moment she raises her legs to slip off those panties boots aloft like latex spires legs spread fade to color was pure pulsation in my cerebral whortex like sniffing rush…
Forget Vanessa lane b/c they save the best for last and that is Christie Lee fucking like that frenzied supergirl I’ve grown to praise frequently and put up right there in the gusto elite like Jasmine Byrne’s powerful whortilege. One thing I must admit I turned off the sound to drown out the incessent, but humorous punk anthem played throughout the entirety w/ Bomb 20’s “Kill The Funguerilla” looped by itunes. When Christie slides w/ force on the fleshy firepole up dat ass and slaps that clit w/ the beat Smut nearly busta nut, but held until the money shot. Bling, don’t blink. Muah to Christie. Buy it, free music cd w/ cool porn songs for your next meth mosh orgy. [Powersville]
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“You fucking bitch I’m going to godzilla your ass” - the Christie Lee quote of the movie.