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#111851 - 07/25/05 12:03 PM
Re: AC Cream tribute thread
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I am  Look at the bitch Razor's avatar. Who says I quit? Here let me start speaking so that you can understand whats going on.....I am what I eat, pussy. Is that childish enough for your trannie mind? Like I said yesterday shouldnt you be lubing up your colon getting prepared for your double anal shoot that youve got lined up for Evil Angel this afternoon
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#111852 - 07/25/05 12:33 PM
Re: AC Cream tribute thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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 Things I see when I look at AC Cream: Bryant “Big Country†Reeves fat mongoloid brother. Bryant ReevesA chicken patty between two cheeseburgers. Man Boobs. Acne so bad Stridex is thinking of signing his ass. A douche bag. A restraining order waiting to happen. 
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#111853 - 07/25/05 01:03 PM
Re: AC Cream tribute thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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excellent points have2--i'm also amused at how his facial hair has grown in so weirdly. i'm attributing this to the inherent difficulty the morbidly-obese face in being able to pull gooey slabs of flesh out of the crevices they form. it must be like trying to shave the inside of an armenian vagina or something.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#111855 - 07/25/05 01:27 PM
Re: AC Cream tribute thread
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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I have another gem to share. AC on myspace
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#111856 - 07/25/05 01:40 PM
Re: AC Cream tribute thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ace's Blurbs
About me:
I am a young man in a point in my life where I need to make a decision for my future. What that is I'm not quite sure yet, but I know it has to happen soon.
2 words: sexual re-assignment.
Since he's already the worlds biggest cunt he might as well get 1 for real. 
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#111857 - 07/25/05 02:03 PM
Re: AC Cream tribute thread
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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AC would be great for my next snuff film. AC plays the guy who milks cows on his grandpa's farm and Melissa is the nasty farmer's cousin's niece. Melissa catches AC attempting to ram his bulbous head into a fertile cow's anus. She decides to punish him. to be continued...
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#111858 - 07/25/05 05:46 PM
Re: AC Cream tribute thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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ladies and gentlemen, even your pets and brazilians---our boy's totally fucking lost it and is on an inventing religions-kick.
"All religion blows. Faith is cool. Spirituality is cool. BUT living your life according to a book another flawed human wrote is non-sense to me.
I personally think we are a banished alien race. From some planet so far off in space we don't even know it exists. I think all the "downed weather balloons" are other banished races that weren't able to survive the trip. I'm not saying everybody should believe this. Just what I believe.
Though I do like Cumwhippers idea....
Kinzie-ism....
As I wake up today,
To Kinzie I pray,
May I meet beautiful women that say,
I'm having such a wonderful day,
May they smile big and bright,
From much joy and delight,
Let them know I'm alright,
so they won't run from fright,
May I find happiness real soon,
Help me not be such a buffoon,
Cause I want to lick on some poon,
Please bring me a Thick.... Dark Haired.... Tinted Skinned.... Sweet.... Respectful.... hottie who loves me so all night we can spoon,
Kinzie if you can help in any way,
Make things happen with all your might,
Tonight when the day is done I will look at the moon,
And say.... Oh beautiful Kinzie all praise be to you.
AC Cream
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#111859 - 07/25/05 09:42 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Post deleted by Random
Fuckin' double post.
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#111862 - 07/26/05 06:30 AM
Why pornography needs to exist....
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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It serves to prevent specimens like the above Sloth-o Sapien from reproducing, instead allowing the impulse-driven creature to relieve the sexual instinct by imagining his over-stretched sweat socks are actually a female vagina (such as Kinzie Kenner's), thus harmlessly relasing his otherwise hazardous spermatozoa into the environment. Someone needs to forward this thread to the DOJ to have them re-think the whole "war on obscenity".... FYI -- I have not begun my invasion of ADT yet ... I am waiting for refill time first week of August or thereabouts.
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#111865 - 07/26/05 07:46 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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Zartyr?
That's funny Cleetus
To those of you who have not read Zartyr's posts, he's definitely in a world of his own. Quite possibly the strangest poster at ADT and I don't mean that in a good sense. I'd say that he would be a good target for trolling over there but it seems like Steph is killing threads like there's no tomorrow. She's become so paranoid that almost anything that is even slightly politically incorrect or controversial is the work of a troll and subsequently kills the thread.
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#111866 - 07/26/05 08:01 PM
Re: AC Cream tribute thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i've come to like him, you'd have to watch him for a while to see the true austrian come out but it's there. every now and then he'll say something so profoundly evil about the dynamics of rape or right of the germanic tribes to rule europe steph yells at him for having a low opinion of women and some french person freaks out and says something like "you wicked brutes will never change" to him.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#111868 - 07/26/05 10:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i love that some guy blatantly admitted to ripping pariah off. yet there's no problem, because he's "mean" so stealing from him is fair game. where's hans burger when you need him?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#111869 - 07/26/05 10:58 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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Zartyr?
Damn! That's a low blow  Ever since the Euro Lefty professed to being a proud member of the Holy Roman Empire, I'm all for a Line Backer III air campaign over Austria 
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#111870 - 08/04/05 10:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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A Quote to resurect this fun thread this quote is from Cindi Loftus in chat this very night. She will be on her way to the porn convention in miami in the morning. <Cindi_Loftus> AC is meeting me to carry my stuff up to my room....... Doesn't that say it all? 
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#111872 - 08/07/05 11:34 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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A Quote to resurect this fun thread this quote is from Cindi Loftus in chat this very night. She will be on her way to the porn convention in miami in the morning. <Cindi_Loftus> AC is meeting me to carry my stuff up to my room....... Doesn't that say it all? What it says is that AC is a gentleman who doesn't want me to have to carry my luggage up to my room all by myself. That's what it says. Amazes me that you can take a positive and try to make it sound like a negative 
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#111874 - 08/08/05 04:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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What it says is that AC is a gentleman who doesn't want me to have to carry my luggage up to my room all by myself. That's what it says. Amazes me that you can take a positive and try to make it sound like a negative
What it says to me is restraining order in the making. Do you carry? Are you packing? If I were you i would definitely consider it. But hey, it's your life. Some people like BASE jumping or skydiving or bungee jumping. So you like baiting possible stalkers no ones gonna begrudge you your thrills. Best of luck.
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