Just read the interview taylor did with Luke and came away surprised, which is a surprise in itself considering i knew going in that taylor rain is about as intelligent as fossilized dog shit. When you think about it, even in the porn industry there has to be someone who is the dumbest and someone who is the smartest, there has to be some order of intelligence and even the girls need someone to look down on in it. Here is some of my favorite parts
Taylor Rain was married to Scott Fayner for almost four months (in early 2004). Then the marriage was annulled.
Duke: "Were you guys under the influence of anything when you got married?"
Taylor: "Oh yeah. Lots of them. I can't do that. When we weren't good together.
Stating the obvious, no sobber person would ever thinking spending the rest of their lives (or in this case spending the next 4 months of their life) with fayner is a good idea. The guy smells as bad as he looks and has the people skills of a new jersey male pornstar.
"I got kicked out [of the apartment building where she lived next to Scott Fayner]. There was feces and high male traffic throughout my house. All eleven other tenants were like, we want her out of here. They thought prostitution was going down, which never happened."
Wow did they overreact of what, i mean shit and prostitution, is that all?. They kicked you out for that?. No?, really?. Its nice to see a girl take pride in where she lives these days, taylor setting examples for all the future spinger cam guests.
"Scott's not a good person to live next to. He parties like a rock star. We're still good friends. We go to the dog park together. We barbeque together. I only hang out with him during the day time because at night he's doing drugs.
"Should I be saying all this?"
Duke: "He says the same thing."
Taylor: "Ok. Cool. I'm being too honest right now. It's because I'm on my rag. All girls are more open when they're on their rag."
Have nothing for this, i can't add anything to make her look worse from this comment.
Duke: "What benefits does weed convey?"
Taylor: "You're more mellow. I enjoy food a lot better on pot. Everything's great on pot. I couldn't go a day without pot. I have though. I did in Florida. It sucked."
A little part of me feels sorry for taylor , but a lot of me doesn't
Duke: "When do you do your first?"
Taylor: "Wake and bake. I've got a pipe on the side of the bed."
She giggles and repeats: "Wake and bake. An eighth a day. Three point five grams.
"Do you want to smell it?"
Duke: "Yeah. It's not going to make me high?"
Taylor: "No. You'll smell and you'll be like whoa."
I just love lukes response, its not going to make me high is it?. You crazy kids and your rock and roll music.
Duke: "What's the difference between having sex when you're high and not high?"
Taylor: "I've never had sex not high. Maybe once or twice I've been sober. I have to be sober to do dialogue.
I see jenna jameson criticizing her life choices hours before dong a gram of coke and blowing 8 people at a bachelor party she is booked to do.
Taylor: "Right after 9/11."
Duke: "Is that related?"
Taylor: "Yeah. I was going to be a flight attendant for Delta Airlines. I went to school for it. I got an AA. I went into school on 9/11. I thought, should I go to school? Yeah, I've got to say what-up to my teacher, because she used to be a flight attendant.
She let the terrorist win.
Duke: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"
Taylor: "I wanted to go to an important college.
Taylor shows off one of her bongs. It says "Taylor Motherf------ Rains."
Jenna Haze: "That's awesome."
Who in the fuck hires jenna haze and taylor rain on the same project?. Im in total shock that they both showed up on the same day, at around the same time. Its like playing Russian roulette with 2 bullets in the gun, twice as likely for you to blow you cash, time and brains away. Should've hired genesis skye as well, if you get all three to show up, take a week off and your life savings to vegas because luck is clearly on your side.
"I ate $150 worth of sushi last night. I yakked it up this morning. My dog ate it up."
Classy and you know its only a matter of time before she thinks its a good idea to have kids. GOD WHY.
Im sure Bandit would be better off at the pound being Euthenized rather than having Fayner and Rain as his owners. 
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