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#110656 - 07/05/05 09:03 PM
XXXPT on Vacation
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I should have thought ahead, maybe sent a few PM's. I realize that Monkey's mission in Africa isn't vacation but now it seems everyone else has taken the week of the Fourth off. I'm taking next week off and won't be here at all then but this place is a virtual ghost-town. I expect full reports from the emergency rooms and want to know exactly how many digits were removed by those fireworks bootlegged out of my State. And to think I thought the grownups were in charge.
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#110657 - 07/05/05 09:51 PM
Re: XXXPT on Vacation
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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There won't be many people around now that aliases aren't allowed.
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#110658 - 07/05/05 10:06 PM
Re: XXXPT on Vacation
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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There won't be many people around now that aliases aren't allowed.
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#110659 - 07/05/05 11:07 PM
Re: XXXPT on Vacation
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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I do not think everyone is on vacation, if so they've been gone the past month...the board is just starting to get boring & less people willing to spend time posting
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#110660 - 07/05/05 11:52 PM
Re: XXXPT on Vacation
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Hey John,good to see you around.I can't speak for anyone else but I've never been busier in my life,new baby,extra work and more scenes than usual but I'd like to take a minute to thank dick-heads like too-damned-ugly-to-post-using-his-real-name-for-fear-of-retribution for making sure I designate a few minutes a day to check in.
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#110661 - 07/06/05 03:03 AM
Re: XXXPT on Vacation
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Well John feel free to start a thread. Now you aren't in the porn industry anymore you can dump on the people you hate and share stories of the time micky g offered you $500 to stick a hammer sideways in your ass. Which im still not 100% clear if you accepted or not.
But its true, i am posting less and less because of the crap that is here now, im sure the cage can be turned around but im sick of being the one that has to start it. So i will just wait and see if it fixes itself on its own.
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#110663 - 07/06/05 09:28 AM
Re: XXXPT on Vacation
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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Dear Monkey keep Your homosexual thoughts to Yourself & about turning this board around afterall it is the "MonkeyCage" 
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#110665 - 07/06/05 01:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#110667 - 07/06/05 05:31 PM
Re: XXXPT on Vacation
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/10/04
Posts: 261
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Hey John,good to see you around.I can't speak for anyone else but I've never been busier in my life,new baby,extra work and more scenes than usual but I'd like to take a minute to thank dick-heads like too-damned-ugly-to-post-using-his-real-name-for-fear-of-retribution for making sure I designate a few minutes a day to check in.
Well then I accomplished my goal. Someone has to breathe life into this board. It has gotten so lame that adt is more interesting.
Now for the real name crap. Does anyone use their real name here? Is Smelly Monkey a real name for anyone other then Micheal Jacksons Monkey? No, it's a fake name for a real person with a real name(I hope so anyway). What is your Real Name? Where are you? I'm not willing to travel a great distance to meet you but if your close enough then yes. My settings appear to be open to everyone to send mail or pm me therefore I'm not hiding. If not then let me know and I'll double check them.
If you really want to meet me we will need to make it soon.
I'm going under the knife in a couple of weeks and may not be around after that. Never assume my posts reflect my actual position unless I say so.
Ken
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#110669 - 07/07/05 12:28 PM
Re: XXXPT on Vacation
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Well not that anyone cared, but upon getting back from Vegas this past weekend it only took me a couple of uggghhhhhhmaawww's to get banned. But hey what the fuck? Im back from my vacation bitches.
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#110672 - 07/07/05 04:35 PM
Re: XXXPT on Vacation
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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Didnt go to any strip clubs. I picked up drunk chicks outside of Hard Rock. If anyone wants free pussy when they go to Vegas, try to get into Body English at the Hard Rock, if that fails just get drunk beforehand and wait in the Taxi line outside of the hotel at around 3:30/4am. Even Kyoto could get pussy, and im not talking about the feline. Needless to say I had a memorable time, I picked up two chicks that were probably responsible for the bombings today in London--they were Derka Derkas aka Persians. There were three of them in total. Got them back to the room and railed the shit out of two of the girls who just so happened to be sisters! Not twins, just sisters. They were full on dyking out, while I killed it doggystyle. As I told both Grant and Bishop, I forgot to bring out the Digital Camcorder!!!! By the way Burglar the booze is flowing over there 
you had sex with Persian sisters. of course you did 
anyone who believes this story probably thinks they were molested by Bigfoot.
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#110673 - 07/07/05 04:50 PM
Re: XXXPT on Vacation
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Who says im not Jewish big K?  Pussy is pussy so yeah i hit that. I did make them shave their chest hair beforehand.
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