Porn is getting so extreme these days with all the gang bangs, bukkakes, cumshotfest flicks and the jury is still out on whether it’s a good thing or not. Problem is, gonzo has become equated with the gross out of Fear Factor almost. Take this movie by the deluded William H (the H. is for How the hell did this clown get into directing porn?). The same old gaggle of porn hoes slurp up genetic glop with straws, guzzle goo from funnels and some ditz drinks spunk from a Martini glass with cherry in it to add authenticity. It’s supposed to be erotic, but it ain't. I hate seeing guys get rimjobs and porn stars with mascara running down their faces who look like they’ve been through a battle with a showerhead and lost or like they were crying after being beat up by the boyfriend again. It’s sad, but hey, there are those who don’t see it that way. Porn is always a party!
Ok, there are some top notch twats featured here and that is something that will always perk me up. Flower Tucci is pretty darn smokin’, but the name is dumb as hell. Sure, it’s play on “tushy” as she was/is part of the Seymore Butts posse, but it’s still lame. Who gives a fuck! She’s boneriffic! Roxy Jezel is also sexy as hell, but she’s not one of my fave performers. Things go from sluts that are hot to a few bitches that are not. Jersey Jackson being pubic enemy #1. Can you believe this ding-bat is actually from Texas? Yep. We all should already know that here @ xxxpt. Fuck it, I’m done. Suck it up sucks. [Elegant Angel]