I was in the bakers this morning, buying three cheese pasties, two cheese scones and a doughnut filled with banana sauce. Yummy.
I said to the girl behind the counter, "that hat suits ewe." She said, 'do you wanna try it on?'
I said, "no way, girl, that would be unhygenic..."
She said, 'are we talking about the hat or you taking me out tonight?'
LB.

LB,
Go bust a fucking nut!!

Ewe go get her boy.

Thanks, fellas. Butt I cannot do nowt until Monday. The bakers is closed. I'll keep ewe lot informed anyways!
LB.
PS. Sometimes, my life is like a Benny Hill Show.

I liked the little old bald guy that got slapped on the head..........

Jackie Wright, alas now dead...
JACKIE WRIGHT
LB.