M Lyons, mod and all round fucking bore on ADT, holds the record for the longest worded DVD review in porn history. A staggering 7, 011 words for the Ass Collector.
XXX Porn Talk, on behalf of little ol' me, today launches a challenge to all ewe perverts and scribblers: can ewe write a longer review????????????!!!!!!!
Will we knot accept reviews written "for effect", ie, extra words slung in there to make up the word count. Like M Lyons ewe have to make every word count and mean something, even if it means nothing.
So, get writing. The movie is of your choice!!
LB.

I might do one. Just for a larf. Butt, don't quote me on that. I'll let ewe know...
LB.