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#10773 - 11/28/03 06:31 AM
My ready dvd player for masturbation
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/22/03
Posts: 536
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Call me a chronic masturbator, but I just think it's so cool to have a dvd player beside my bed.
I often awake during the night when I feel horny, and slip a disc in the dvd drive. It is pure relief getting off on Claire James' butt and luscious legs.
So there is a god. A god who invented dvd...  
LB. 
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#10774 - 11/28/03 10:41 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 44
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I.... just think it's so cool to have a dvd player beside my bed.
I often awake during the night when I feel horny, and slip a disc in the dvd drive.
With respect, you shouldn't really be sleeping with your DVD player Lord Byron and you certainly shouldn't be fucking it if you've got a slipped disc 
SNP.
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#10776 - 11/28/03 11:53 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/22/03
Posts: 536
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Re: Plum "joke"... It was quite amusing for Sir Noel Plum, I have to admit, Owen, mate.  LB.
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#10778 - 11/29/03 02:57 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 44
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Byron,
I was going to tell him that fucking a DVD player is better than fucking your mother, but I knew he wouldn't be able to handle it.
Listen pal, if you want to fuck Lord Byrons' mother that's your business.
Don't worry about offending me, it's LB you want to be worried about; saying you've fucked a fellas mother is bad enough but then telling him his DVD player was better is just taking the piss!
SNP.
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#10779 - 11/29/03 06:26 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/22/03
Posts: 536
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@Sir Noel...I don't think that joke of yours came off, m8. It was like a Ricky Grevious' gag. Soz, m8. Must try 'harder'. LB.
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#10782 - 11/29/03 10:42 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 44
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Ricky Grevious
WTF 
Could he be the dyslexic brother of Ricky Gervais?
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#10783 - 11/29/03 11:07 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
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Well, they always say like mother like daughter, so probably.
Not sure what that means dude. Could mean your momma is a VCR and your sister is a DVD player? Could mean you're a hermaphodite? Maybe you're porking your sister  ???
Please, fill me in.
PS - Have your bosses gotten upset because you're posting here so much?
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#10784 - 11/29/03 11:27 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/26/03
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Maybe you're porking your sister ???
Please, fill me in.
PS - Have your bosses gotten upset because you're posting here so much?
So what's up with my sister?
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#10786 - 11/29/03 10:11 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/22/03
Posts: 536
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@Sir Plum...I just wondered, dude.. ...why ewe not got any stars after your name? Not even one! LB.
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