Because I watch so much porn filth, I often neglect my interest in mainstream films. So, last night, I had the chance to watch Shallow Hal - two years late.
I loved the film, but was disturbed by one thing. Why did Jack Black (Hal) think it was shallow to discover to his horror that he'd been dating a fat bitch who was blatantly that "shape" because she'd been gorging on ice cream and burgers?
He should have dumped the bitch there and then. A beautiful person is potentially inside all of us - including me, but a fat woman who is fat because she cannot resist 30 doughnuts in one sitting, is also shallow.
Thanks.
Your resident Theater Critic, LB.