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#106679 - 06/14/05 11:02 AM Texas’ Asshole Massacre
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Registered: 10/29/03
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This movie has a campy feel to it, but not in a cheezy way, so I look at is a surrealistic spoof almost in the vein of those clever Perverted Stories scenarios. So, in honor of Kami, Smut ate half a xanax, a hydrocodone, and did several bong hits just to get into the right frame of mind. Appropriately, it starts off w/ Kami doing a local cable access pitch type commercial which was actually pretty cool. I don’t know if she ad-libbed it or not, but either way she was brilliant.
I’m not going to get to much into the story b/c sex is all I care about and you can quote Smut on that. Kat is so fucking cute here you wouldn’t believe it. Man, I love this little bitch. She’s on my gotta wax list. She’s even cuter when she’s boffed and she does it all. Fucks like a champ tramp. Reverse cowgirl anal, missionary, all that good stuff. Great action.
Even Gia Paloma was pretty ok in her character, ‘cept she was a little silly during the porking, but not enough to ruin it. That tart Isabel Ice is rammed by Dirty Harry. She’s hot, but is this troll for real? He’s hideously creepy and f’ugly, so you know she’s really earning her pay. He did a good job as a shellshocked Vietnam Vet, though.
Kami then fucks the hell outta some guy in the kitchen strapped to a chair. Hot porking w/ Kami in control. She can ride me cowgirl anytime. Get this flick, it's (im)pure entertainment.[Evolution Erotica]

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#106680 - 06/14/05 11:10 AM Re: Texas’ Asshole Massacre
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#106681 - 06/14/05 11:12 AM Re: Texas’ Asshole Massacre
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#106682 - 06/14/05 11:13 AM Re: Texas’ Asshole Massacre
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#106683 - 06/14/05 01:21 PM Re: Texas’ Asshole Massacre
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Registered: 01/25/04
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awww I loved making that movie! what did you think of the bugger picking in the bts?

and if it were really in honor of me, you would be washing that vic down with cheap beer!!!

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#106684 - 06/14/05 03:28 PM Re: Texas’ Asshole Massacre
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it was gross. p.s. no more beer for me since I joined A.A.
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#106685 - 06/14/05 03:36 PM Re: Texas’ Asshole Massacre
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aww im sorry i went to AA also but it didnt stop me from drinking

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#106686 - 06/14/05 03:39 PM Re: Texas’ Asshole Massacre
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aww im sorry i went to AA also but it didnt stop me from drinking




I'm joking bout A.A., but if I drank a beer I'd probably would've passed out.
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#106687 - 06/15/05 12:46 AM Re: Texas’ Asshole Massacre
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Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
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Thanks for taking the time to watch and review my movie. I really appreciate and glad you enjoyed it. Kami was awesome in the movie and even more so behind the scenes. She was my production manager: booking, keeping chicks in line, as well as taking one or two or three for the team. I am forever greatful to her for all her help.

Thank you.
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#106688 - 06/21/05 04:20 PM Re: Texas’ Asshole Massacre
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Kami rocks! Keep us posted on your next flick, da?


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#106689 - 06/21/05 04:27 PM Re: Texas’ Asshole Massacre
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#106690 - 06/21/05 04:31 PM Re: Texas’ Asshole Massacre
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#106691 - 06/21/05 07:36 PM Re: Texas’ Asshole Massacre
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thats not a pic of isabel thats lucy tai we painted her white for the movie

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#106692 - 06/21/05 08:15 PM Re: Texas’ Asshole Massacre
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are you hallucinating, Kami? name that pill...
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