Ass this, Ass that whole lotta ass fuckin’ goin’ on in porn today. It’s about freakin’ time.. or is it? Shit, when I was knee-high to a grasshopper ass-fuckin’ was a rarity. Euros did it like it weren’t no thang, butt in America, the true kingdom of porn, not even Traci did anal. Things are upside down now, so pussies take a back seat to butts. Things are either all anal or twats are only fucked as a warm-up to anal sex, so sit back and enjoy it I say, not that I enjoyed this flick.
Why Smut? Haley’s in it! Yeah, well, that’s the only good part as is her scene w/ Jackie Moore and Anthony Hardwood, but is this guy retarded? He just about ruins the scene. I would’ve yanked this out of the dvd player if it weren’t for Haley’s pleading eyes licking balls. Jackie Moore has never disappointed Smut, either. A dreamy tag team on uno tool, but Hardwood is a goddamn fool. Then there’s Mark Davis need I say more? Both idiots boink chicks twice, but you can have Naudia Nyce and her fucked up teeth. Miles Long the “director” of this flop needs to reassess having chicks suck Mark Davis’ toes. Homo. Last and most loathed, Ben Bratt. Just give me 5 minutes in a dark alley w/a bat. [X-Worx]